Weapons in your room...
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I'd go with the smaller .38 ACP version of that thing. More portable, less noise, lighter, etc.
I have two extremely pointy guitars. A razorback and an explorer. And a tiny pocket knife that could be only used to kill a ferocious rabbit (reference anybody?).
I thought Foggel was the anti-poon?Botched Necromancy said:
Or just tie them up, describe what blowtorching them would do, then jab them with a popsicle as you blowtorch a piece of steak nearby.grimsprice said:You know what? I agree with you. That is pretty sick. How much of a mess would that make? Staining the carpet and what not. A much better way to torture someone is with a blowtorch. Slowly burn holes in them. Much cleaner and more civilized. What an amateur.dwightsteel said:.....this isn't sick at all....ShadowKatt said:I have knives, lots and lots of knives. I'd love for someone to break in. I could clock them over the head with something heavy and then tie them up, and spend the next three weeks sustaining them on bread and water while I come in multiple times a day and use each one to make another little cut on them until they beg me to just let them die, and then cut the arterys on the back of their knees and let them bleed out slowly >
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OT: Probably the TV. It's small and compact. Easy to pick up, plenty of damaging ability, plus it's got glass on it, the better to damage your head with.
ah. shite. i've seen it before but it keeps slipping from my mind. oh wait. was that in The Punisher?Ajna said:Or just tie them up, describe what blowtorching them would do, then jab them with a popsicle as you blowtorch a piece of steak nearby.grimsprice said:You know what? I agree with you. That is pretty sick. How much of a mess would that make? Staining the carpet and what not. A much better way to torture someone is with a blowtorch. Slowly burn holes in them. Much cleaner and more civilized. What an amateur.dwightsteel said:.....this isn't sick at all....ShadowKatt said:I have knives, lots and lots of knives. I'd love for someone to break in. I could clock them over the head with something heavy and then tie them up, and spend the next three weeks sustaining them on bread and water while I come in multiple times a day and use each one to make another little cut on them until they beg me to just let them die, and then cut the arterys on the back of their knees and let them bleed out slowly >
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OT: Probably the TV. It's small and compact. Easy to pick up, plenty of damaging ability, plus it's got glass on it, the better to damage your head with.
Yup. I've been trying to find the clip and failing. That crappy "Punisher: War Zone" movie keeps getting all the hits instead.grimsprice said:ah. shite. i've seen it before but it keeps slipping from my mind. oh wait. was that in The Punisher?Ajna said:Or just tie them up, describe what blowtorching them would do, then jab them with a popsicle as you blowtorch a piece of steak nearby.grimsprice said:You know what? I agree with you. That is pretty sick. How much of a mess would that make? Staining the carpet and what not. A much better way to torture someone is with a blowtorch. Slowly burn holes in them. Much cleaner and more civilized. What an amateur.dwightsteel said:.....this isn't sick at all....ShadowKatt said:I have knives, lots and lots of knives. I'd love for someone to break in. I could clock them over the head with something heavy and then tie them up, and spend the next three weeks sustaining them on bread and water while I come in multiple times a day and use each one to make another little cut on them until they beg me to just let them die, and then cut the arterys on the back of their knees and let them bleed out slowly >
Cookie for ref.
OT: Probably the TV. It's small and compact. Easy to pick up, plenty of damaging ability, plus it's got glass on it, the better to damage your head with.
The best weapon is my actual weapon - a Springield XD sub-compact (chambered for .40 S&W). Failing that, seeing as I'm a fencer I do tend to get actual swords from time to time (as in, were it not a silly thing to do you could go around killing people and whatnot). Of all of them I'd favor my small sword as it shares the most in common with the foil, but that's only in a sword fight (which isn't likely). I also possess a cavalry sabre - not really a genuine one per se (in other words a quality replica made from good steel that actually holds an edge, bends properly and can withstand the stress of use if one were so inclined rather than an actual cavalry sabre since those are expensive enough no one hands them out as prizes in fencing tournaments) but it is quite capable of combat were one so inclined to do such a thing. If I were just going to grab some sort of melee weapon to defend myself with (and not my hangun) I'd opt for the sabre thanks to the increased options for attack and the greater ease of defense against other heavy melee weapons
A weapon is more about intent than anything I suspect. That said, a paintball gun is more effective as a bludgeon than a projectile weapon since even with the velocity jacked up as high as it goes you don't get enough velocity to do much more than break a finger and cause some bleeding. Sure it would suck, but it wouldn't stop someone trying to attack you if they were committed to the action.6883 said:LOL I have a samuri sword and this giant epic knife, arm shark, claw thing of death on my wall
oh and a paintball gun if that counts as a weapon.
Probably one of the 15 swords in my room
But I think I would go for the shortsword of those 15 because it's the only sharp one and damn it looks awsome a thief would probably run home to his mom as soon as he sees it.
But I think I would go for the shortsword of those 15 because it's the only sharp one and damn it looks awsome a thief would probably run home to his mom as soon as he sees it.
