Weapons in your room...

[Nerdfury]

Everyone in this thread who says they have a gun is a liar and a cur. Submit evidence or be branded a churl!

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Out of the things in your room, what serves as the best weapon? Probably my Ibanez guitar, it's not too heavy for me to lift over my head.

Ibanez ftw. But I don't don't feel like I'd use mine as a weapon. I love it to much.
Personally I think I'd grab my butterfly knife. It has a diamond plate pattern on the handle(you know like a truck toolbox). If they brought anything better than a knife then I never stood a chance anyway.

I wouldn't care about the Ibanez, my Les Paul is more of worth.

 

[Yokai]

Well, I have an acoustic guitar...but that would probably splinter after a few solid whacks. I have a decently sharp Swiss Army knife, but that's too short-range for head-on combat. Shit, I need something I can kill with in this room! You never know when the ninjas or zombies are going to show up.

katana...

Everyone but me has one. This is a problem that needs to be remedied...

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Out of the things in your room, what serves as the best weapon? Probably my Ibanez guitar, it's not too heavy for me to lift over my head.

You think Ibanez is heavy? My 5 kilogram Cort X-11 is mightier than the banhammer.

I said it was not heavy. My Les Paul, on the other hand, is a bit more heavy.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Two knives, a bunch of empty mineral-water bottles, and a football.
You don't want to see me go mad with a football.

 

[DeathsAmbassador]

I have 2 wooden swords, I mainly use them for killing the occasional spider at 3 in the morning.

 

[Grayjack]

My Gamecube. I could bludgeon someone to death.

Edit: I now have a very sharp knife in my room.

 

[SamuelT]

My bow, strung and arrow on the nock.

Ready to pierce whenever needed.

 

[Steeveeo]

If I had time, I could rewire my computer to either program booby traps, or just plain shock anyone who tries to get in through the door.

After that, its my bow, and a half-disassembled wooden coatrack, excellent club.

 

[Kriptonite]

4 Katanas, 1 straight sword, 1 confederate army sword, shuriken, 1.5" diameter 3.5' long black metal pole, and I think that's it.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

My 6 Iron

 

[Samurai Goomba]

My bow/arrows and machete.

My other weapons are either in the living room or the basement.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Weapon-Weapons: Real knives, fake swords
Improvised weapons: .....scissors?

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Got a fake lightsaber :/ uhh let's see my ebony Epiphone SG. I have a 5 inch pocket knife, a sorta heavy Effects pedal. Eh, I have a ghillie for defense, ish. Maybe I could tangle a dude up? Really heavy rock on my headboard with gemstone in it. That'd hurt baaad.

 

[Clashero]

I have my 40-pound recurve bow, my 45-pound longbow and my 60-pound compound. All of them with alluminum or carbon arrows. That shit hurts.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

bb gun

or my guitar

or that grass hockey stick which is strange because I know no one who ever played grass hockey nor do I remember buying it

 

[Titanguy654]

The human mind.

 

[SlickShot]

The knife I keep under my pillow and the knife I keep in the drawer in my night stand.

 

[irrelevantnugget]

Quarterstaff. Or well, my kitchen knife could prove WAY more lethal I suppose.

PS: I live in a dorm room. All my cooking pots and pans, forks, knives and spoons etc. I keep there, just in case you might be thinking I sleep with some cutlery in bed o.o