Weapons that should exist in games but don't
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A weapon that shoots out meathooks at the target, boring deep into it's flesh, and then shoots a large spike into it's gut, impaling it. Then, the gun shoots the other part of the meathooks at the ceiling, leaving your enemy to hang.
People always go on talking about rocket launchers that shoot one animal or another not being in video games. Actually Earthworm Jim 3D contains a gun that shoots chickens during the farm period of that game. So... animal launching gun? Has been fucking done before.
I'm not actually angry about this. I would assume that everyone and their dog has played Jim 3D.
I'm not actually angry about this. I would assume that everyone and their dog has played Jim 3D.
Sounds like a Hellraiser movie.=/ I like it!IxionIndustries said:
I would make a gun that shoots regular bullets, but it has explosive magazines, making reloading a death trap to your opponent. Also, a mortar like weapon that rains thousand of javelins everywhere.
I'll do ya one better, a weapon that shoots out huge swords.Plauged1 said:
Or a gun that shoots out 1s and 0s that have guns that shoot out swords.
I think the Sharkzooka would be quite entertaining. Of course, it would need to be very big and the ammo would weigh more than any one man could carry, but it would be worth it just to see a shark go sailing through the air and proceed to devour the people you shot it at.
This plan does assume that sharks have a reasonable capacity for movement on land, of course, otherwise your shot would need to be right on target for this to have any effect, which kind of defeats the point of a bazooka-type weapon.
This plan does assume that sharks have a reasonable capacity for movement on land, of course, otherwise your shot would need to be right on target for this to have any effect, which kind of defeats the point of a bazooka-type weapon.
I want that gun.sooperman said:
That's in the multiplayer from James Bond: Nightfire. O the fun I had with that thing.Latinidiot said:
Brütal Legend will deliver you that...kind of. Yes it's a magical guitar, but you still get to kill people (or demons, whatever) with it.
Anyway, I demand a minigun with chainsaw ammo!
The Puppy Gun! It fires the standard Golden Retreiver ammunition at 100 r/pm, while other puppies may have a higher or lower rate of fire rased on weight and size.
The France Gun! It fires white flags that allow enemies to take everything you own in exchange for your safety!
The France Gun! It fires white flags that allow enemies to take everything you own in exchange for your safety!
If we're talking animal-shooting weaponry here, I'd go with a (Blue)Whale-zooka, because nothing would survive having that landing on it.
Otherwise I'd go with a sling shot that fires water balloons filled with highly concentrated acid. Melting peoples faces would be fun.
Otherwise I'd go with a sling shot that fires water balloons filled with highly concentrated acid. Melting peoples faces would be fun.
1. A gun that shoots velociraptors.
2. A machine gun that shoots bouncy balls. Maybe that explode into a shower of glitter or sparks.
3. A machine gun that shoots javelins, spears, arrows, bolts, or the like.
4. The hand-held trebuchet, still capable of launching several ton weights.
5. The "shut the fuck up" gun, which when pointed at NPC that absolutely refuse to stop talking will show their lips shut and shred their vocal chords. When pointed at other players who won't shut up it kicks them in the throat.
6. The beach ball.
7. The volleyball.
8. The finger gun. Wait, scratch that, Phantom Dust has lots of those.
9. The G-Man or other such character gun. Shoot it and it shoots a G-Man, head first, at high speeds at your enemy.
10. Exploding sword. You can technically make one of these in Oblivion, but it's not nearly as awesome as a sword that actually blows up and destroys everything (except you) in a large radius. And is reusable.
11. Your own damn feet.
2. A machine gun that shoots bouncy balls. Maybe that explode into a shower of glitter or sparks.
3. A machine gun that shoots javelins, spears, arrows, bolts, or the like.
4. The hand-held trebuchet, still capable of launching several ton weights.
5. The "shut the fuck up" gun, which when pointed at NPC that absolutely refuse to stop talking will show their lips shut and shred their vocal chords. When pointed at other players who won't shut up it kicks them in the throat.
6. The beach ball.
7. The volleyball.
8. The finger gun. Wait, scratch that, Phantom Dust has lots of those.
9. The G-Man or other such character gun. Shoot it and it shoots a G-Man, head first, at high speeds at your enemy.
10. Exploding sword. You can technically make one of these in Oblivion, but it's not nearly as awesome as a sword that actually blows up and destroys everything (except you) in a large radius. And is reusable.
11. Your own damn feet.
