Weapons that should exist in games but don't

[nathan-dts]

Maces.
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[urithe]

A gun that shoots spam and makes everything lagy and slow.

 

[scnj]

A shotgun that shoots poo. The shitgun.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

A lightsaber minigun whip flail!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ultimate weapon.

 

[Azhrarn-101]

Oh yeah, I also remember a lazer-sighted gun from a game that fired bullets that bounced off walls...

That would be Jak 3.

No, It was a FPS...Had something to do with Area 51.

Actually, that would be Area 51 [http://area51-game.com/main.html].
Fairly fun FPS too, the bouncer gun was hilarious. =D
Shooting around corners, totally awesome gun.

Area 51 game Wiki for the bouncy gun (the BBG) [http://area51.wikia.com/wiki/BBG]

 

[Liverandbacon]

A gun that shoots out horrible puns.

It would simply be a microphone hooked up to a speaker.

It would need to be in a serious game so it could have maximum effect.

If puns don't work, then rickrolling is also acceptable.

It exists. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops

 

[tsb247]

Chainsaw rocket launcher......

That would be nice...

 

[traceur_]

A book that summons Chuck Norris.

 

[the Tadman]

A suction cup gun witch you need to aim for the crotch and if you manage to hit him it rips off his d*ck.

 

[Pyre00]

Helicopter blades.

 

[randommaster]

A gun that shoots out horrible puns.

It would simply be a microphone hooked up to a speaker.

It would need to be in a serious game so it could have maximum effect.

If puns don't work, then rickrolling is also acceptable.

It exists. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops

Yeah, but Doom is already kind of silly. Thiis gun needs to be in a serious game, like CS or CoD.

 

[master m99]

does any game feature a lawnmower yet?

dead rising

 

[Plauged1]

1. A gun that shoots velociraptors.
2. A machine gun that shoots bouncy balls. Maybe that explode into a shower of glitter or sparks.
3. A machine gun that shoots javelins, spears, arrows, bolts, or the like.
4. The hand-held trebuchet, still capable of launching several ton weights.
5. The "shut the fuck up" gun, which when pointed at NPC that absolutely refuse to stop talking will show their lips shut and shred their vocal chords. When pointed at other players who won't shut up it kicks them in the throat.
6. The beach ball.
7. The volleyball.
8. The finger gun. Wait, scratch that, Phantom Dust has lots of those.
9. The G-Man or other such character gun. Shoot it and it shoots a G-Man, head first, at high speeds at your enemy.
10. Exploding sword. You can technically make one of these in Oblivion, but it's not nearly as awesome as a sword that actually blows up and destroys everything (except you) in a large radius. And is reusable.
11. Your own damn feet.

Nice list, although Ninja Gaiden already did number 3. It can only be used underwater, which I found icredibly stupid.

 

[nathan-dts]

Maces.

The elder scrolls games?

Sorry I ment a flail.

 

[Desert Tiger]

A street sweeper. With razor blades instead of a sweeper.

 

[thebunk]

hippo cannon.