Weapons that should exist in games but don't

[letsnoobtehpwns]

A gun that shoots midgets armed with katanas.

 

[Kadamon]

Chainsaw rocket launcher......

Already been done, played it in G-Mod. It was sweet. Oh, and the chainsaws exploded after you shot them out.

 

[KSI Hellboy]

A gun that shoots Flying V guitars.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

A gun that shoots out little fluffy cats.

That hate everything?

 

[Sewblon]

A crossbow that shoots people instead of bolts.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

A gun that shoots guns that shoot guns and roses albums.


Epic.

 

[The Political Gamer]

 

[goatzilla8463]

A gun that shoots out little fluffy cats.

That hate everything?

You hit the nail on the head.

 

[VicunaBlue]

A gun that shoots guns that shoot wiimotes

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

A gun that shoots out little fluffy cats.

That hate everything?

You hit the nail on the head.

As always.

 

[The Hitman]

A grenade launcher that fires javelins. Why hasn't it been made yet?

Wouldn't that be a "javelin launcher" by definition, not a grenade launcher.

 

[Captain Pancake]

The economiser. Fire a short burst, and every bullet will home in on a hillbilly, ned or other ne'er do well that milks our benefits. a full clip will halt the worldwide recession. Too bad the ammo's frickin' expensive.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

A grenade launcher that fires javelins. Why hasn't it been made yet?

I love that idea! What would you do about ammo though?

 

[Xerthach]

How about a small pistol capable of firing bullets with small satchels of Aggravated AIDS + Anthrax + Cyanide inside of the tip? If you don't get a one-shot kill, the Real-life DoT will utterly destroy them. Utterly.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

A gun. That shoots. CAKE!

 

[Sewer Rat]

A chaingun that fires novelty chomping teeth.

 

[Xerthach]

A gun. That shoots. CAKE!

THE CAKE IS A LIE! It can shoot lies instead.

 

[lacktheknack]

Just because.

In a superhero game, when you punch someone.

 

[GoldenRaz]

Fatman launcher, or even better, Experimental Mirv-Launcher (Fallout 3 G.E.C.K. mod?)

 

[Shycte]

A gun that fires another gun who fires a fat man that fires a mini-nuke.

Just because.