Weapons that should exist in games but don't

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broitman

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Assassinator said:
Latinidiot said:
a guitar solo concentrated to a weaponized level
Brutal Legend will deliver you that...kind of. Yes it's a magical guitar, but you still get to kill people (or demons, whatever) with it.

Anyway, I demand a minigun with chainsaw ammo!
The magic killer guitar was in devil may cry 3 as well; for melee attacks it turned into a scythe and then at long range or for AOE attacks you could fire off electric bats. Honestly this weapon is probably one of, if not the best, reason to own that game.

As for my weapon I'd like to see in a game well it's really more a impossible game concept but it would be an FPS game (preferably a zombie killing one) where you not juts pick and then throw some items in the environment but you could pick and wield any item in the environment to use as over the top ridiculous improvised weaponry. Imagine your guy is walking down a hallway in a hotel after the zombie invasion/apocalypse/infection and sees a couple zombies baring down on him for the other end of it, he then grab a nearby standing lamp crashes the top off exposing the now unbridged circuit at point he rams the live end into one of the zombies frying it to cinders (it over the top keep in mind) then the outlet overloads but instead of the lamp becoming useless he whip it around shao-lin spade style and take the other zombie out.
 

Vrex360

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The gun that has a giant Komodo Dragon attached to the end that bites people once you get it within range.

Also a gun that shoots vials containing a parasitic alien mico organism that when fired at dead bodies transforms them into hideous alien life forms that you can then send out to attack your enemies.
 

MercenaryCanary

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randommaster said:
A gun that shoots out horrible puns.

It would simply be a microphone hooked up to a speaker.

It would need to be in a serious game so it could have maximum effect.

If puns don't work, then rickrolling is also acceptable.
That would be an odd sort of weapon to be brandishing in CoD4.
Yet... so much potential lulz.
 

AveryR

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a rocket launcher that shoots...people... would be funny to see people failing and screaming as they get fired at your enemies
 

Silva

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A cuteness gun. It's pink, fluffy and oh-so-sweet. Shoot it and it makes whatever you shoot cuter. It is an environmental effect gun - using it on enemies isn't its prime function. If you make someone's surroundings cuter however, it will lower their desire to kill. Could act as a kind of anti-berserker weapon. xD

Naeo said:
5. The "shut the fuck up" gun, which when pointed at NPC that absolutely refuse to stop talking will show their lips shut and shred their vocal chords. When pointed at other players who won't shut up it kicks them in the throat.
First gun ever that wouldn't benefit from a silencer. Neat.

Fightgarr said:
People always go on talking about rocket launchers that shoot one animal or another not being in video games. Actually Earthworm Jim 3D contains a gun that shoots chickens during the farm period of that game. So... animal launching gun? Has been fucking done before.
I'm not actually angry about this. I would assume that everyone and their dog has played Jim 3D.
It's been done in other places too. There was a Cow Launcher in South Park 64, for example. And yes, it was awesome.
 

NimbleJack3

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Xbowhyena said:
The game Planetside has a weapon called the Jackhammer that looks similar to the Pancor.
The Pancor IS the Jackhammer. The full name is the Pancor Jackhammer.

Also, we need a weapon that screws with reality itself: an improbability bomb. For details, look up Improbability Drive.
 

The Last Parade

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Has anyone heard of a sand blaster?
They use it to strip paint from vehicles, but it's tear skin, flesh and gind away at bone
best use... anywhere

OH also and acid sprayer that lets you see the enemies melt

or a gun with primary fire is a napalm spray and secondary fire is a spark generator to ignite it
 

suicidal pencil

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A stereo with a CD that only has one song: "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. And it's permanently on repeat.

Oh, and it should have a cheese grater.
 

Trivun

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A crossbow. Name me one good game that has a crossbow as a useable weapon.