Weapons used in everyday tasks

[Baron von Blitztank]

You have access to any weapon from anything and decide to use them to help you with the boring tasks of everyday life, how do you use this armory?

I'd use the Fat Man to clean up the garden, play golf with a flail and some Nuka grenades, shave with the Paddlesaw, pin things to the walls using the Stakegun, get around the house using the Portal gun and maybe use a plasma mine or two to get rid of the mice under the kitchen sink.

 

[Limecake]

I would use the shrink gun from Duke Nukem 3d to help me move.

 

[Dogstile]

I already use knives for everything I can, guns would be a bit annoying to be honest.

 

[kgpspyguy]

I'd want a portal gun so I could go to the Moon.

 

[SmilingWorlock]

Definitly going to need that portal gun, too, even though I think it's not really a weapon. Also, one of those energy-claw-glove thingies I saw somewhere, to help the cutting when I cook. And a disintegrator, for when there's something in my way.

 

[James Kortright]

Have to say it.... "Lightsaber"

used for, I dunno, cutting up my steak?

 

[Mark Flanagan]

Wouldn't mind a chain knife (effectively a knife sized Chainsword from 40K's Gaunts Ghosts novels) to clear some brush.
Apart from that I can't really thing of anything, Maybe the bastard offspring of Mass Effects Mako and Hammerhead tanks to get to work (wheels and machine guns on the Hammerhead instead of the hover pads).

 

[coppah20HE]

A 105mm L52 M68 mounted on the roof of my car, for when people cut me off in traffic.

 

[NightRavenGSA]

Lightsaber, phaser, and swiss army knife to solve/remove/kill my problems.... and maybe a portal gun or 3 for rapid transit

 

[mew4ever23]

Go into a walmart. 90% of all staff in the building are carrying knives (box cutters, but not the issue) to help them open boxes.

I would want a lightsaber for cutting meat. Cook and cut in the same slice.

I could use a conan sized sword for when people ask me if we accept credit cards, when it says right next to them that we only accept cash & cheques.


Or get a job at the library and use it for people who bring in late books. A cookie for whoever gets the reference, but you have to answer with another one.

Being a librarian the Madam Pince (psycho librarian from harry potter) way eh?

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Last weekend my PC died so I had to....
[puts on sunglasses]
TroubleShoot.

YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[vxicepickxv]

I would use the shrink gun from Duke Nukem 3d to help me move.

Now all you need is a bit of white paint, and a portal gun. Actually, we need to use the gravity gun too. Moving made easy.

 

[Bocaj2000]

The inflator gun from Turok Rage Wars could be used for baloons, ice cream making, air matresses, etc. To be honest, I find it to be one of the most useful weapons to be used as an industrial tool.