Weird, creative and stupid super powers
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Take that young nasty man!reg42 said:
OT: The power to make people fall in love with septic tanks.
The ability to alter atoms and DNA. Just mix one thing with another and BOOM! Wathed the hilarity/agony/WTFHACKSits!
I don't know if anyone has this power, but the ability to make anyone looking at a particular object hallucinate. This way, I could cast it on people's food as they were trying to eat it. Why? Just for a laugh. It's hard to eat a sandwich when it suddenly turns Technicolor and starts talking to you (true story - never try to eat anything too soon after waking up from a heavy sedative-induced sleep).
The ability to sense danger, while being unable to do anything about it.
The ability to grow your fingernails.
The ability to sense where crippled people are and call them for help.
The ability to be incredibly boring.
A photographic memory of Arnold Schwarzenegger films.
The ability to cool your drink to any temperature you want.
The ability to fall asleep while on crack.
The ability to seduce any woman, just after she leaves the room.
The ability to transform into a retarded squirrel.
The ability to write fantastic comics, while being unable to draw.
The ability to make any practical joke backfire.
The ability to make your pants fit.
The ability to turn invisible whenever an attractive woman shows interest in you.
The ability to understand Sylvester Stallone.
The ability to write really good fanfiction.
Permanent pee shyness.
The ability to grow your fingernails.
The ability to sense where crippled people are and call them for help.
The ability to be incredibly boring.
A photographic memory of Arnold Schwarzenegger films.
The ability to cool your drink to any temperature you want.
The ability to fall asleep while on crack.
The ability to seduce any woman, just after she leaves the room.
The ability to transform into a retarded squirrel.
The ability to write fantastic comics, while being unable to draw.
The ability to make any practical joke backfire.
The ability to make your pants fit.
The ability to turn invisible whenever an attractive woman shows interest in you.
The ability to understand Sylvester Stallone.
The ability to write really good fanfiction.
Permanent pee shyness.
after many years contemplating this i have decided the greatest super power one can have barring universe spanning god power is what nick cage had in "next". being able to see everything approx 2 mins in the future, u'd be unstoppable. period.
as for weakest? i gotta go with a classic.... "can talk to fish"
as for weakest? i gotta go with a classic.... "can talk to fish"
The weirdest and stupidest idea would be "If I ate a banana, my eyes shoot lazers" from the stupid show "Hero 108"