Weird Dreams

[the protaginist]

I once had a dream in which I was a vampire(Apparently in my dreams, Vampire means being able to float around like Alex Mercer from Prototype, cuz thats what I was doing in the dream.) And my Science Teacher(Who I hate) was also a vampire, only her version of vampire was not being killed, acting really violent and looking like Mila Kunis. So she started trying to kill me, when my ENGLISH teacher shows up, and it turns out he's a vampire hunter, and has been following my science teacher for years. I'm trying to get away from this mess, so I run into the school, where 2 of my friends were for some reason, and there's this big glowing portal(looked like a gate from Oblivion, if memory serves) for some reason, i think it's a good idea to go into it, and I end up in this Medieval type world, and the school turned into an Akademy(Not sure why it was spelled like that, it just was) and for someone reason the Dean of school was trying to kill me, but he didn't know I was there, so I kept running from room to room looking for an exit. I enter this one room, where the students are listening to really bland music, so I pick up a nearby guitar and start playing "Screaming at The Wailing Wall". They didn't get it at first, but in the end they were all dancing to it. and for some reason i dedicated to the song to a girl i knew but absolutly despised in the real world. I get this weird, Fallout 3 like notice that "A disturbance was found in room AB-2" I look over at the door, it says AB-2. one of my friends tries the door, but it's locked. So we're freaking out, when the students of the Otherschool tell us there's a secret way out of the room, so we get out of the room, and end up behind the Akademy(once again, i notice a fallout 3 "You discovered Pit behind school." I wondered why it said pit, but when i walked over it, the ground collapsed. this Zombie thing starts talking to one of my friends, and I use my Alex Mercer/Vampire abilities to get me and my other friend out of the hole. We're walking along because somehow i knew where the portal to get back was, when these two things come out the bushes, one that has it legs cut off, and one that looks like a zombie version of my friend Collin. The Legless thing was acting really obsessive over zombie-Collin, so I pulled out a pistol I have no idea where came from and shot it. we walked back the portal, went through, english teacher killed Vampire Science teacher, not Zombie friend says he wants to back to the other world to bang one of the Akademy students, so i let him.


TLR Version? A hellish combination of Back to the Future, Vampires, Fallout, and Oblivion.

 

[ThePirateMan]

*falls down a hole*
Phew
*Falls down a hole*
Phew
*falls down a hole*
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That for a very long time in one single dream.

 

[PartyMonkey]

Oh I have one that I told my psychology class that made all of them go WTF!!! (We were doing Dream analysis (Which is bull crap)). I had a dream about a gnome poking a donkey with a stick singing little donkey.

 

[Darth Pope]

I recently dreamed that congress was frantically trying to undress themselves because they could only remove there clothes as long a Barrack Obama was watching them.

When I was a small child I dreamed that I was lost in a supermarket and being pursued by Barney and a Anthropomorphic slice of bologna with a bazooka that shot rubber ducks.

Sigmund Fraud would have a field day with me.

 

[Monocle Man]

I was on a school trip to Africa to hunt antelopes and lions. For some reason our rifles shot darts instead of bullets, they still worked as bullets, though. *Boom* *Dead*.
Then at night I ended up in a black camouflaged suit with a rifle on the plains where I saw two men hunting antelopes and lions too.
Being nearly invisible, I shot one of the men in the neck, the other immediately noticed me (as if I did a sneak attack in Oblivion) and the bastard shot me in the arm before I let myself roll from the other side of the hill I was on.
At the bottom of the hill I escaped across a path and noticed my arm was perfectly fine.

In the morning we ate roast antelope (read: giant hams) and it became clear there was an investigation to the murder I committed.
Then a mysterious stranger appeared and told me the rifle I used was from one of my classmates and the only piece of evidence that could lead to me was a black rubber band which I apparently had to hide among the possessions of another classmate. After I slipped the rubber band in someone's pockets the dream ended.

It felt very bizarre.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I was in this tropical place and Obama's daughters were there. They were bitches, and there was a wall of TVs, all showing pro-Obama news channels. I was leaving when my ex-girlfriend's sister comes out and we start kissing. We go somewhere else and I fist fight a shark. As the shark dies he spits all his (thick, gelatinous) blood into my mouth. I run off to spit it out, but feel like puking before I get to (my) kitchen sink. I spit it out on the floor and it's like red jelly with streaks of clear/white spit.

The shark blood did not worry me, but the fact that I was kissing with my ex-girlfriend's sister was just disturbing.

 

[The87Italians]

I once dreamt I was a hockey player for the Pens. It was the 7th game in the final round of the Stanley cup, and I scored the winning goal with a pine apple and a trombone. I filled the stanley cup with melted marshmellows.