Weird habits in your house

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Rose and Thorn

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Sean Hollyman said:
So, what are some weird habits you do in your house?

I like to go up the stairs on all fours.
Haha, I sometimes do that! I do it less now that I am a little older.

I can't really think of anything weird, as everything I do in my life is weird, which to me makes it perfectly normal.

I pee sitting down. That's strange right? For a guy. I only do it in clean bathrooms like my own or a families because public washrooms are gross. Sitting down is nice and clean, no fear of "missing" and all of that...stuff.

I think more men should learn to sit down while peepeeing. Also to put the toilet seat down. Uhg.
 

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*meh* Nothing much really, though I still rap my knuckles on a slanted bit of the ceiling just over the stairs as I descend... done that since I was tall enough to reach it.
 

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I always have to dance from the kitchen to the stairs - to get there you have to make a u-turn through the living room and it just begs to be twirled round on tiptoe like a ballerina who's seriously let herself go. Sadly I often do it when people are round and get some rather odd looks when my dancing is accompanied by a whistled swan lake. Carlton-dancing to the stairs also has the desired effect.
 

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I air guitar or dance a little while I wait for the kettle to boil, but only if I'm sure no ones in

I also still occasionally slide across the wooden floor.
 

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The Artificially Prolonged said:
I air guitar or dance a little while I wait for the kettle to boil, but only if I'm sure no ones in

I also still occasionally slide across the wooden floor.
I do this but I usually just sing and tap the table. The radio is pretty much always on in the kitchen even when no ones in there, and we have a pay as you go meter for electricity it's got a really low energy consumption. Absolute radio is the best UK station, Rock n' Roll football are so fucking slow at getting score updates.

Other than that nothing really.
 

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If there's good music for it playing on the radio I dance through the living room into the kitchen instead of walking. And there's a lot of classical music on the station so basically I never walk.
Also, I have to try and touch each cat's tail as they speed past in a wild and comical pursuit.
 

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If I'm on my own, I find it impossible to to run when I go up or down the stairs.
 

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I used to put on my I-pod, pace around the house and daydream. That was in my early teens though.
 
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I sing to myself, all the time :D

I'll sing about the things I'm doing, as I do it.

Makin' a cup of tea! I'mma pourin' in the miiiiilk, but not too much!

Mah crumpets be finished, but I can't get 'em outta the toaster! Usin' a knife to pry 'em out, but first unplug the toaster so I don't electrocute mahself!
 

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usmarine4160 said:
I have to make the bed the second I get up. It must be perfect, along with the floors being spotless.

Your basic issue military OCD
What if there's somebody else in it? Do you make the bed with them still in it?

I'm constantly leaving faucets on for a few minutes for the cat. He hates drinking out of his special "running water" bowl for whatever reason and gets really loud when he wants something.
 

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Sean Hollyman said:
So, what are some weird habits you do in your house?

I like to go up the stairs on all fours.
I do that sometimes, too. I also jump down the last three steps or so, to save time, and because it's awesome.
I also like to kick doors closed sometimes, and I sleep with my head at the foot of the bed, as of a few weeks ago. I get better air flow in the hotter months of the year that way. I'm also closer to the fan.
 

Dags90

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usmarine4160 said:
No, I wait till they get up... the second that bed is empty it's made before anyone else realizes it.

It was funny when I went to visit a girl I know out in Woodland Hills, Ca. We came home from a party and she goes to brush her teeth, she comes out and her bed is made tight enough to bounce quarters off it :p
OCD people are great for parties. Have them spend the night, wake up to them doing the cleaning for you. Well, as long as their OCD centers around neatness anyway.

Personally, I can't stand a made bed. It's so annoying to unmake it when I'm tired, and making someone else's bed just sounds like IRL trolling to me. I can't even remember the last time I made my bed. I used to do it when I changed the sheets, but then I realized "fuck that shit" and stopped.
 

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Sean Hollyman said:
So, what are some weird habits you do in your house?

I like to go up the stairs on all fours.
I did that all the time when I was younger (ie: up to about a year or two ago [sub][current age - 24 [sub]{according to my GF who I had to ask again}[/sub]][/sub])

Like the great and powerful Daystar, I will sing to myself when I listen to music. Be it a CD or MP3 or, BGM from a game. If the song has no lyrics (Like Midnight Carnival for example) I will instead hum or, sing along with doo's.

Other than that, I MST3K/Unskippable whatever I may be watching on TV or playing game-wise. By which I mean I make up my own little commentary that nobody will ever hear because I haven't got the proper equipment to make Let's Play videos...yet...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!