Weird inventions

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

What was the weirdest invention you ever heard of and if you could invent anything in the world what would it be?
The weirdest invention I ever heard of was the dog translator (It's more or less just a emotion analyzer). Here is more information on it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BowLingual

I'm not so sure what I would invent just yet, I'll post it up on this thread when I figured it out.
There is no limitations to what you would want to create
Sorry if this thread was done before but I did check the search bar.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

It involves genetics, cats, pineapples and jelly.

 

[Zacharine]

An umbrella, with a funnel and a pipe at the middle of the thing, goign through a small water purifier and a tap and the handle end of the umbrella.

When it rains you could get a glassful of purified rainwater from the handle. What the actual use would be or why anyone would want one of those, I don't know. But it was weird.

 

[L4hlborg]

A cloak made to cover you when you take a piss in a public place. There is a little bag in it for the fluids. I saw that shit on tv. Someone thought it was a seriously good idea.

 

[Armored Prayer]

That small mechanical horse riding machine that they sell at the Brookstones.

It looks very provocative when someone is using it.

 

[Death-Sheep]

I think i have seen some guy operate a camera inside a glass eye so he could tape what he was seeing... Becuase he wanted to make secret porn, i gues...

 

[NotMePleaseIgnore]

An umbrella, with a funnel and a pipe at the middle of the thing, goign through a small water purifier and a tap and the handle end of the umbrella.

When it rains you could get a glassful of purified rainwater from the handle. What the actual use would be or why anyone would want one of those, I don't know. But it was weird.

Why wouldn't anyone want one of those???

 

[Wilfy]

http://nachofoto.com/gallery/Chocolate_Powered_Race_Car_Made_Out_of_Vegetables-1

It's a car made out of vegetables. That runs on chocolate.
Top that.