Weird Irrational Fears

[Amnestic]

Japanse Maids...
Damnit, how could they not tell I was a girl?!
*headdesk*

They're not hired for their brains, my dear.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

I can't jump, really.
If I have to, to save my life I would but otherwise nooooo way.

Scared of somehow losing contact with gravity and floating away...

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

Suburban neighborhoods where all the houses and yards look exactly the same...eeeh

 

[Erana]

Japanse Maids...
Damnit, how could they not tell I was a girl?!
*headdesk*

They're not hired for their brains, my dear.

*looks down* They're not that small. And I was wearing a dress. I had my moderately baggy black jacket over it, but... *shutters*

 

[ChocoCake]

HPV. Human Papaloma Virus (probably spelt Papaloma wrong).
Have you ever seen the "tree man"? Look it up, it is definitely the worst thing that could happen to a person.

 

[SaintDuskfall]

My friend is afraid of wood. But the weird thing is it's only a certain type of wood. It's the wood they use on ice-pop sticks, you know the ones. He doesn't eat ice-pops anymore because he's afraid of accidentally biting down on the wood.

 

[Amnestic]

Japanse Maids...
Damnit, how could they not tell I was a girl?!
*headdesk*

They're not hired for their brains, my dear.

*looks down* They're not that small. And I was wearing a dress. I had my moderately baggy black jacket over it, but... *shutters*

*coughs* Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Siuss]

Librarians, weird? yes. Mine is just like strange though, I guess I'm not afraid of him per-se, but I think he is some kind of weird bible-beater. He once told me that we kept the twilight series in the back because it endorsed a cult.

I might add that I live in a city where the movie "The Lost Boys" is legally banned because of a series of gruesome murders.