Oh, that's nothing. I once went through an oblivion gate, and it...was really lame. I mean, all there was was (lol, was was) flat red land as far as the eye could see. I walked for about 5 minutes (On my Argonian with 130 speed), and eventually found a town! It was Bruma, I think. Except...without the snow. And upside down. With no NPCs.
After I took a screenshot, I was stalked by the ghost of R.A Salvatore. He told me that I was the one, and I needed to catch 444 different Pokemon in order to advance to the next stage that involved the ghosts of fifteen recently resurrected children. After this long and difficult quest (CATCHING MISSINGO IS REALLY HARD), I managed to trip on a stone and woke up in Oblivion. Again. I went to some guy's house, and he gave me the quest to kill six bears and get their teeth. Note that these are super bears, and I'm level 4. (I play with the difficulty slider 3/4 of the way to the max.) After barely managing to kill all the bears (By hiding on rocks and slashing them about over 9000 times each), I ran into Vegeta. He told me not to go to the quest-giver, because it was a trap. I told him to go suck Goku, and went anyways. The quest-guy gave me the most awesomest reward...A book called "Warp in the West" or something like that. I read it, and was transported into Minas Tirith. Right in the middle of some big war. I watched this awesomely (probably gay) dude with a bow slide around on a shield (wtf?) and shoot arrows. Oh, and the ponies were pretty cool, but they didn't seem very smart.
I think that typing a ridiculous story is my last task. I came a long way from catching those 444 pokemon. Now then! Off to Azkaban!
Oblivion is really, really glitchy.
