I'm in an annoyed mood, so I'm going to give a list:
- People who are unfriendly by default. I know a lot of Goths who do this. Stop pretending to pretend your soul has cancer and smile you spoiled little bastard.
- Moody people. If you want to become incredibly mean every few minutes, don't expect me to give a crap. Your emotions are invalid and irrelevant.
- Burping really loudly deliberately. Shut up. No one cares about your burp.
- Eating loudly. I don't mind hearing people crunch because you can hardly control that, but I hate it when you hear them swallow and hear the saliva in their mouth swish around. It's fucking disgusting.
- People who eat during a movie. Stop it. Can't you go a few hours without eating? The film cost millions and millions of dollars to make and you are sitting there grazing like a pig.
- People who talk during a movie. If you want to talk to your mates, fuck off outside.
- Know-it-alls who feel the need to critcise and comment on situations they know nothing about. The Escapist criticising police officers is a great example. Stop talking out of your backside, you've got no idea what you would do in a split second in a certain situation and stop pretending like you would.
- Wiggers. More specifically, wiggers who aren't from the ghetto. Eminem can be a wigger because he has had a rough childhood. But Tom Hanks' son? Not a chance! Fuck off you poser.
- People who develop weird obsessions with Japan. Stop! If you aren't part of a culture, don't pretend to be. Especially when you know nothing about it. You might think you do, but you don't.
- Obnoxious extroverts. You don't need to show everyone around you what a "funny, entertaining and bubbly" idiot you are. Shut your mouth.
- Introverts. The bad kind. Yeah, I get it. You're shy. I'm incredibly shy too, but that doesn't mean you get a free pass to all social events. Stop being a hermit and go somewhere with your friends.
- The self righteous atheist. You don't believe God exists? Good for you! Stop acting like that makes you a qualified scholar that is smarter than everybody else and get off your high horse you smug bastard. You're as much of an idiot as everyone else.
- The self righteous theist. Just because you believe in God doesn't make you the Dalai Lama. Stop pretending to be completely morally perfect and drop the whole spiritual enlightenment thing. You look like a twat. Also, stop pretending to be nice to everyone you meet yet then turn around and encourage violent and discriminatory politics. Everyone can see through it.
- People who think violence is funny. It makes the line between "funny" and "hurtful" pretty damn vague. And that's one thing that shouldn't be vague.
- People who moan about nothing for no real reason. One of my sisters does this and I can't stand it. "Oh who didn't reset the microwave timer!". Really? Is that really such a pressing issue you have to get upset over? Is it that much of a fucking chore to press clear before you type your time in? Fuck me.
- People who make these lists. Stop pretending anyone cares, Kortney. You stupid *****.
By the way, just in case anyone gets offended by this - it is slightly tongue in cheek. Relax.