WEIRD Twilight products >.<

[NotAPie]

I have yet to see anything which tops the felt replica of Bella's impregnated womb.

Honestly. WHY?!

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
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Okay I'm done, let me just say this though...I like the contacts.

 

[swolf]

I have yet to see anything which tops the felt replica of Bella's impregnated womb.

Honestly. WHY?!

O...M...G plz tell me that's a joke

*watch*
*delete history*
*brain bleach*

Agreed...so why is that called a "light"? I know I'm going to regret asking that. Feel free to pm me...why do I ask questions that I know I'll regret knowing the answer to?

I vote we make Edward toilet paper, you know why >

"EITHER YOU WIPE YOUR ARSE WITH HIS FACE OR YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
I'd like to tell some Twilight-fans that. Their reactions would probably be fun.

The comments on this very fucked up product is even more fucked up than the actual product:
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Product_Code=VAMP&Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD

What I really wanted was an ice-cold penis in my needy vag, so I put it in the fridge. I put it in the fridge, and it froze to my labia for an hour. Mind you, I came like a geiser, but it was very awkward to explain to my dog.

WHAT?!?!?! I...just...*head desks until that thought dies*

Edit: WHY did I click the link to look at the other comments?!?! Like this one:I'm used to having (word edited to avoid getting banned...you can probably guess) with (word edited, trust me...you really don't want to know), but this just makes the experience so much more enjoyable! *continues head desking*...DEAR GOD WHY?!?!?!