Weirdest Asssumption made about you?

[mrhappyface]

People tend to make weird assumptions about me. Many people assume I'm 5 years younger than I am since I actually know how to shave and have a quality razor. Also, being 4 inches shorter than most people helps too. Also, many people think I'm Hispanic, which is strange since I'm half White and Half Asian.
But the crowning one for me was when I was 9 years old. California water is butt-freezingly cold, so to not catch hypothermia, I had to always wear a wetsuit. One time, my leash from my body board wasn't secured so I fell off completely into the ice cold water. A diver however, was unfortunately nearby and called to his friend that an "otter" was nearby and to get the camera. The guy took the picture of me.
What was the weirdest assumption made about you.

 

[delet]

That takes the cake, buddy...

Best I've got is people thinking I'm either a Freshman (I still don't get thier logic) or Emo (Just because I wear all black doesn't make me emo...)

 

[DrunkWithPower]

I was once pointed out for looking like Jim Carrey even though I have none of his traits. (not even eye or hair color)

 

[Tdc2182]

Many people assume that I am quite a stud at my school.

Truth be told, I don't have enough charisma to fell up a bottle cap.

I had a rough 7th and 8th grade. Completely ruined socially. Only now just getting over the effects.

 

[unoleian]

People always seem to assume I'm deadly serious about everything for some reason. No, just very dry-- I crack deadpan a LOT. There's a big difference.

Anyway, it's weird to me, because I know I'm joking, so why don't they get it, too?

 

[Plurralbles]

I'm gay.

Thta was a very awkward day when a kid who I thoguht was gay told me he thought I was.

Both of us like women... a LOT as I found out later.

 

[War Penguin]

A lot of people think I'm smart. It's the glasses. Goddam stereotype.
... Yes, I'm admitting that I'm dumb.

 

[joshuaayt]

Yeah, this one time, a girl in my class walked up to me for advice. She began, "Well, you play games, right? So you're into all that weird, fetish stuff, right?"
I played along, and consequently, no one wants to talk to me anymore.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

People think I'm a loud, outspoken aggressive person.

On the internet, sure I am, but IRL I tend towards the other end of the spectrum.

 

[GnomeThief]

I don't talk a lot, and the default expression on my face, I've been told, is somewhat pissed off and dismissive. Combined with the habit I have of spacing out and staring and random things when I'm bored in class, this has led some people to assume that I hate them.

 

[w@rew0lf]

People sometimes mistake me as the younger sibling.

I hired this guy to take care of them.

 

[Composer]

for some reason its assumed im gay.... Y_Y i hate my life

 

[Robby Foxfur]

That talking with m will get you killed, a few people around my high school thought i really would punch them in the face if they spoke to me, which is way off..

 

[RathWolf]

People assume I never cut my hair, just because I don't cut it down to like 2 inches long.

 

[mrhappyface]

That takes the cake, buddy...

Best I've got is people thinking I'm either a Freshman (I still don't get their logic) or Emo (Just because I wear all black doesn't make me emo...)

Doesn't it get hot though? And I honestly have no idea how someone would have mistaken me for this:

Spoiler

 

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

I was in high school when Columbine happened, and I liked Depeche Mode just a little too much. People thought I was going to go nuts and start killing people.
The truth was that I was a vegan nerd who loved my cats and watching the x files.

 

[Marter]

People always assume I'm unhappy. That isn't true, I'm just angry most of the time. The look on my face apparently does not always give this away.