Weirdest combo ever purchased.

[SillyNilly]

2 packets of D batteries
1 packet of stockings
1 floating candle set
1 jar of moisturiser

It was all so innocent, I didn't realise how dodgy it all looked until the girl on the checkout burst out laughing.

Never have I abruptly laughed at the spontaneity of random objects coming together to make something of a moment so hilarious.

Thank you for that.

EDIT: Nothing I ever buy is as eventful as I would hope it to be. I usually buy items individually, as I'm not a big shopper. :/

 

[Doomdiver]

Not too weird but:
Cotton Wool
Duct tape
Can of Monster Energy Drink

Me and a friend were making this helmet for a fancy dress costume and it needed padding.

Spoiler

 

[Mimssy]

Condoms, whipped cream, trash bags, and duct tape.

All of these things were unrelated, though it looked like I was going to sex up some male hookers and dispose of the bodies.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Hand lotion
Dog food
Condoms
D batteries
cream cheese
Q tips
Dragon Ball Z Volume 3

 

[CrashBang]

I was going to get some drain cleaner from the store one night when I remembered that I also needed a new box of cereal. The check out woman didn't want to sell me the drain cleaner at 10 at night with cereal as my only other item.

Hahaha I lol'd for like 5 minutes at this. It couldn't have been worse if you'd been buying bubble bath and a toaster

 

[Firoth]

Raid
Tampons (I had a fiance at the time)
NyQuil
Cat Litter
Glazed Donuts
Gummy Worms

And, this was at 1am on a Tuesday.

 

[DeadFOAM]

Duct tape, a pocket knife, eggs, flour, cake mix, nail polish remover, a nerf gun, and various other groceries. The groceries were for me to eat later, the nail polish remover was for my sister, the nerf gun was for a band thing, the pocket knife was for my friend going camping in a few days. I wish I got a picture of the cashiers face.

 

[skot205]

Three guys buying one squash and a pack of condoms; birthday present for a girl i our class.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I saw a guy earlier buying lots of soap, elbow length rubber gloves and a ready-cooked chicken.

 

[Raineheart]

Condoms always seem to get me looks of suspiciousness.
I mean, come on. I don't want to be glanced at weirdly because I don't want kids.

Update: Last night I went to the nearest department store and bought;

4 Pack of Red Bull.
3 massive bags of chips.
Small hatchet (mine had recently broken.)
DvD copy of Fight Club.
Condoms.
PawPaw cream.
Sticky notes.

Still got a weird look from the cashier, except this one was about forty and gave me a wink and wished me a "grrrrrreeeaaaaaat night love" in the classic bogan drawl.

 

[godofallu]

Anyone else thinking of the Aziz Ansari stand up part about the grocery list?

I'll try to say it since I can't find a video for it.

One Friday I went in and bought a very strange list of items at a grocery store. The list was:

10 Blank CD's
12 Pack of condoms
Bottle of Jack Daniels
2Liter of coke

Then I thought, what if I bought that specific list every Friday. The workers at that store and I would form a very special relationship. They would be like this guy drinks a full bottle of jack and cokes every week, has sex 12 times and burns 10 blank cd's.

Who needs that many songs, and shouldn't he just get an Ipod or an external harddrive or something.

Also is he having sex with 12 different girls or just one lucky girl? And does he burn each of them a mix tape, except for two of them? What did those two do to get off the mix tape list? Are they just ugly or what?

 

[IzisviAziria]

Took my girlfriend out to Victoria's Secret a few weeks ago (fantastic date idea btw gentlemen, she tries on hot undergarments, you get to look, and then you get home and release your pent energies) but I came back the next day, alone, to purchase a couple of the ones she said she really liked.

And it just feels... so... AWKWARD.. to walk into a Victoria's Secret as a man, without a woman, and purchase something.