Weirdest comment about your physical appearence you heard.

[mrhappyface]

Sometimes when people cannot stick to usual metaphors or similes, they tend to go to something a little weirder. To quote my girlfriend: "You look like a weasel that went through a few rounds with Mike Tyson and then went through a tumble dryer." and "You're basically a giant hairless otter!" i can't tell if she was being serious or not. What was the weirdest comment about your physical appearence someone has ever said about you?

 

[Julianking93]

People tell me I look like a skinny panda.

That's good I guess. I mean, I am skinny and panda's are cute so it works out.

It must be my eyes and boyish face.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Multiple people have told me I look like Goob from Meet the Robinsons. I've never seen that movie so I hope it's not bad...

 

[RadioActiveChimp]

I don't know if it would count as a comment BUUUUUUUUUUUT

A girl I knew in high school grabbed my crotch and loudly asked "Is this thing real?!".

yeah....you wish

 

[Axeli]

One day I decide to go to school hair open (I have blonde, at least shoulder length at the time) to see what the reaction would be. I got couple interesting comments, in this order during the same conversation.
"Looks like a lion's mane"
"Girls like it that"
"You look like a girl"

I found it pretty funny, especially considering the guy who said the second comment said the exactly the same thing when I started keeping my hair ponytailed.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"If Solid Snake was a heroin addict" apparently.

 

[Socken]

"You look like a stork!"
Apparently my thighs are unusually long and thin.

 

[Brad Shepard]

i look like Seifer from ff8 with a tape worm...

yea um no,

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

While I was working at a retail establishment, random women have told me that I reminded them of either A) Christian Slater in the 80s, or B) Jim Carrey.

Spoiler: This is me.

I also got confused with my brother while we were both employed at the same shop, even though he doesn't actually look all that much like me. We only discovered that was happening when he dyed his hair blond and then people started commenting to me about how they liked my hair better this way/wished I'd kept it blond (I've never changed my hair color). Suddenly the "Wow, you're just always here!" comments made more sense.

I can't really see where either of those women were coming from with those 'observations', but at least the first lady stressed the comparison was intended as a compliment.

 

[opportunemoment]

I once had 'MORPHEUS!' shouted at me across the street. This was obviously a) a reference to the long leather coat I had at the time and b) supposed to be an insult. But seeing as I am short, fat, white, female and obviously a bit of a geek (you could kinda tell by the long leather coat), it was both wildly innacurate and not really an insult.

 

[archvile93]

I don't know if it would count as a comment BUUUUUUUUUUUT

A girl I knew in high school grabbed my crotch and loudly asked "Is this thing real?!".

Was she hot? if so you should've asked if she wanted to find out.

 

[aruseusx]

One day I decide to go to school hair open (I have blonde, at least shoulder length) at the time. I got couple interesting comments, in this order during the same conversation.
"Looks like a lion's mane"
"Girls like it that"
"You look like a girl"

I found it pretty funny, especially considering the guy who said the second comment said the exactly the same thing when I started keeping my hair ponytailed.

I've been told my hair looks like a lion's mane at times.

Whats wrong with having ponytailed hair, Nergal does it and look how awesome he is

When kept out

Spoiler

When ponytailed

Spoiler

When he wears that cool helmet in his videos

Spoiler

 

[thisisyournamenow]

people say im like a masisve bear/ viking

 

[CptRumGuy]

I've been told I look like both Jeff Goldblum and Sylar from Heroes. And Spock. And my personality has been likened to Ben Stein (although I only act that way at work).

All four of these examples were told to me from multiple people too. Not sure if these are good comparisons or not...

 

[Davey Woo]

"You look like a dinyshaww"
I guess she meant a dinosaur, and I don't know whether to her that was a good thing, but regardless it was weird.

 

[DuplicateValue]

One day I decide to go to school hair open (I have blonde, at least shoulder length) at the time. I got couple interesting comments, in this order during the same conversation.
"Looks like a lion's mane"
"Girls like it that"
"You look like a girl"

I found it pretty funny, especially considering the guy who said the second comment said the exactly the same thing when I started keeping my hair ponytailed.

Er, ponytails are MUCH girlier than long hair left down. It just looks odd on a guy.
No offence.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

"You look kinda like a sloth"

The sad part is different people have said this independent of each other.

...Robert, is that you?

Someone told me the other day I look like one of thoughs ugly troll things I draw...It was a mate. It may just be my new mohawk but still, thanks for that.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

It would have to be "African Nose" with "Can't you-don't you-touch me" about my hair as a close second.
Why I or anyone else should find fault with either of these is a mystery.