Beef = Roast Beef! We had this debate and it was conclusive that you can't get away with just putting the word roast in front of everything.Lukeje said:
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Me and my friends once had a conversation about our health teacher, a purple elephant and chocolate flavoured condoms. We can no longer look at the teacher the same way again.
i was talking to my mates dad about his sex life for 45 minutes just to gross my mate out ..........
beef actually comes from the french word for cow... so it didnt really have a word, just got mangled by english peseants after william the conquerer invaded and beef became the posh word for cooked cowLukeje said:
Yeah, I have conversations like that with one of my friends quite frequently...TheNumber1Zero said:
"flepehpeh?" "flehfleh?" "oh flehp flehp" *friend neighs like a horse*
...yeah.
Any conversation on the phone with my sister. Like all other women, she likes to call people without actually having anything to say. I'm sure it works for her, and keeps her friends close, but I can't do small talk to save my life. I just.. can't.
All of the conversations include about a minute's segment of her repeating "oh well!", and basicly just making noises come out of her mouth, so that my silence wouldn't be so uncomfortable.
All of the conversations include about a minute's segment of her repeating "oh well!", and basicly just making noises come out of her mouth, so that my silence wouldn't be so uncomfortable.
So i work as a videoconferencing technician for a medical school. I'm the technician on a satellite campus of the school... The majority of the classes are videoconferenced in from the main campus to the students, so i spend the majority of my day sitting in a control room at the back of the class...
My room has become a bit of a refuge for people who are looking to kill some time in their day, so there's me, the janitor and the student liaison officer...All males.. Sitting in the back staring at a small screen with the feed of the class... The class is on a 20 minute break... A really cute young female doctor comes on screen and is just sitting at the front, talking to random students and doctors that walk up.... And for some reason the 3 of us just started mimicking the conversations that we thought might be going on (there was no actual audio..) The janitor did the voice of the woman, and the liaison officer and i took turns with the various males that approached her...
"So, do you doctor around here much?"
"Oh, you're so cute! Do you have to work to get your head that bald?"
"I couldn't help but notice there was no ring on your finger. Please don't pay any attention to mine.. Oh dammit, *ring ring* i gotta take this....'Oh, hi honey!'"
"Don't stare at his ass, don't stare at his ass, ah dammit!"
"Do you like popcorn? Well that's too bad, cause it's mine!"
"Easy-on-the-Eyes, paging Dr. Easy-on-the-Eyes!"
We went on for 20 minutes doing this.. It was surreal.
My room has become a bit of a refuge for people who are looking to kill some time in their day, so there's me, the janitor and the student liaison officer...All males.. Sitting in the back staring at a small screen with the feed of the class... The class is on a 20 minute break... A really cute young female doctor comes on screen and is just sitting at the front, talking to random students and doctors that walk up.... And for some reason the 3 of us just started mimicking the conversations that we thought might be going on (there was no actual audio..) The janitor did the voice of the woman, and the liaison officer and i took turns with the various males that approached her...
"So, do you doctor around here much?"
"Oh, you're so cute! Do you have to work to get your head that bald?"
"I couldn't help but notice there was no ring on your finger. Please don't pay any attention to mine.. Oh dammit, *ring ring* i gotta take this....'Oh, hi honey!'"
"Don't stare at his ass, don't stare at his ass, ah dammit!"
"Do you like popcorn? Well that's too bad, cause it's mine!"
"Easy-on-the-Eyes, paging Dr. Easy-on-the-Eyes!"
We went on for 20 minutes doing this.. It was surreal.
