How about these?
-In Alaska, it is illegal to throw a moose out of a helicopter.
-The longest word in the English language has- hang on *gets dictionary*- 1909 letters. It is the term for the formula C1289H051N343O375S8, a Tryptophan synthetase A protein, and enzyme that has 267 amino acids.
-A man received 180 piercings in a single 7-hour session. This is a world record.
-In Ohio, it is illegal to have a cow and a chicken in the same movie theater.
-The name "Einstein" in German literally means "one stone."
-A man turned on the cruise control in his RV and got up to take a piss. Naturally, the vehicle crashed, but the man sued the manufacturer (and won).
-A 3-toed sloth takes 12 hours to reach a full erection and 3 days of sex to ejaculate.