Weirdest game you can think of.

[Garret866]

Michael Jackson?s Moonwalker...look it up...
description:In this game Mr. Big has kidnapped children and taken them to the moon, not only that but he plans to launch a laser that will destroy the earth! Well it is up to Michael Jackson to save the day by performing cool dance moves that shoot out magic rays and destroy enemies.

 

[micky]

Deadly Premonitions is pretty weird, the main character talks to himself and isn't it based off Twin Peaks?

 

[Jaso11111]

Michael Jackson?s Moonwalker...look it up...
description:In this game Mr. Big has kidnapped children and taken them to the moon, not only that but he plans to launch a laser that will destroy the earth! Well it is up to Michael Jackson to save the day by performing cool dance moves that shoot out magic rays and destroy enemies.

Yea i remeber that, my first comment on it was this:
He is toucing litle children while avoiding police
...
yea...
...

 

[Crazy Zaul]

Raplay ofc. (Japanese game where u fondle boobs on the train)
(Haven't played it, just saw it on gameswipe)

 

[micky]

Zeno Clash is one of the weirdest games I've played its so surreal and bizarre but highly recommended if you like punching bird men in the face.

 

[Batou667]

I was browsing Xbox Live Arcade Indie games the other day, and one was... a quiz about obscure British train stations and flowering shrubs.

...what?

 

[Pearwood]

I'd say Bayonetta covers both bases. The enemy design, the story and the weapon design are all weird and the dialogue is very camp anime style. Enemies are skinless mounds of flesh bound in mobile marble statues; weapons include a giant golden chainsaw pulled out of nowhere, guns strapped to your stiletto heels and your own hair and anyone who can explain the story in a short, simple paragraph deserves a medal.

Yes. Those are shot glasses.
Yes. This is battleships.
Yes.....yes yes yes yes!

... Yes. I will remember this game and recreate it whenever possible.

 

[efAston]

Currently playing is up there; Penumbra Requiem basically went "You know those hallucination sequences from Black Plague that were woven into the story? Let's just have them with no context." It only makes sense as a "more of the stuff you liked from *this* game", if you try to think "what is that doing there?" you're done for.

Haven't played it, but Ultimate Muscle Roller looks a contender too.

It's kinda hard to think of, because old games are pretty much all abstract. Tetris is completely bonkers if you try to think of it as a real situation, and Mario games made no sense from the word "Super" onwards. I guess it needs to be something unexpectedly weird.

 

[Toriver]

Haven't played it myself, but a friend recently introduced me to a game called LSD Dream Emulator. For the record, "LSD" is not referring to the drug, despite the images in the game. It's based on the developer's own dreams as written in his dream journal. You only walk around and explore, but the really interesting part of gameplay is that if you touch anything you're taken to a presumably random part of another dream. The game itself has to be seen to be believed, it's so weird. Look up some gameplay videos on YouTube. Looks too strange for me to want to actually play it, but it's sure interesting.

 

[Mike Richards]

It is technically silly Japanese, but I think anyone would find it bizarre. Metal Wolf Chaos is the story of the US President donning a giant robot battle suit to fight off a military coup lead if I remember correctly the Vice President in a different battle suit.


It also contains some of the most epically bad writing I've ever heard.

 

[Schierke]

Catherine is pretty weird, as is Katamari Damacy.

Yes, I know they both are Japanese, but those are the two weirdest games I can think of off the top of my head.

 

[JemothSkarii]

For me, a little known game (Yes it's Japanese, be quiet) called Blood Will Tell.
You are a child chosen to save the Earth, so 48 demons appear and take all of your body parts. A Doctor finds you, makes you a prosthetic body (with inbuilt machinegun and knee cannon, and arm katanas) and when you grow up you set off to save the world and recover your missing boys parts.

Oh, this is back in the Samurai days by the way.

 

[Shadowstar38]

Ninja Baseball Batman!

http://cinemassacre.com/2011/07/29/ninja-baseball-batman/

This game is freakin weird.

 

[Swifty714]

whiplash

All you need to know, is that you play as a weasel, strapped to a rabbit via chain. You use said rabbit as a flail to bash scientist,robots, security guards, lunch ladies, and other various mall/science lab/hotel/waste disposal/shipping center inhabitants.

I couldn't make this up if i tried.