Weirdest Gaming Advice You've Ever given

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Geo Da Sponge

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Fairly self explanatory: what piece of gaming advice have you given that sounds weirdest out of context? I'm thinking in game advice here, not meta stuff like what not to buy and son on. And just for fun, let's put the game the advice is for in spoiler tags so people can try and guess.

My weirdest piece of advice:
"If you want him to like you, just keep telling him how you're going to rape him raw."

Dragon Age: Origins, my advice on gaining Zevran's approval.
 

Tallim

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"I think in that situation kittens will be your major source of food and clothes."
 

AvsJoe

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The ports that attack you are the ones outlined in black.
Banjo-Kazooie, Rusty Bucket Bay level.
 

Mr. Omega

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Ok, now just jump over his head and beat him to death with you fish
Team Fortress 2
 

Omikron009

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Getting attacked by wolves is most likely going to become your primary source of income.

Red Dead Redemption.
 

Raziel Paragorne

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"No no...arm him with the giant straw, suck up the goop and then spit it out back at your castle moat."

Gruntz was a weird game...
 

Hisshiss

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Omikron009 said:
Getting attacked by wolves is most likely going to become your primary source of income.

Red Dead Redemption.
So true v.v...and as an added note, fuck cougars. that is all.
 

Gigathrash

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No, no, no, to make the maelstrom, you have to Burning Phoenix THROUGH the Spread.

Tales of Destiny II AKA Tales of Eternia
 

Nimzar

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Check his flower pot. Check his flower pot for gay porn. [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/10/4/]
Not really weird, but I sometimes advise to play on hard or extra-hard because games are too easy on normal (and sometime on hard).