Weirdest IM/Facebook Conversations

[Uber Evil]

Now, I know some of you hate Facebook with a passion, but for those who don't, what has been the weirdest conversation you've ever had or seen on there or through IM? A general summary of the topic of said conversation is fine, but if you want to add more detail go ahead. I'll post mine in a bit depending on how this thread goes.
EDIT: I might not post mine until tomorrow seeing as I am hitting the hay soon.
EDIT EDIT: OK I'm gonna bite the bullet and hope none of you know me. Mine is two girls I am friends with started talking about their tits. First I was like W.T.F., then I was aroused cause I like one of the girls, then I raged cause the girl is seeing someone else.

 

[Marter]

Should just change this to 'Weirdest IM Conversations'. That would widen your audience.

OT: Talking to people about random stuff. I don't have all that weird conversations to be honest.
Talking to someone about their spoon army. You know who you are.

 

[Uber Evil]

Should just change this to 'Weirdest IM Conversations'. That would widen your audience.

OT: Talking to people about random stuff. I don't have all that weird conversations to be honest.

Gotcha. Also, I meant seen or been in. Editing OP.

 

[Free Thinker]

I will quote some girl who decided to talk to me one afternoon.
"Vagina on motorcycle!"
...That is all.

 

[The_Healer]

Well...

Some random chick who I have never met added me (who went to the local girls school)...
Then she proceeded to tell me how she'd seen me swimming and playing basketball and would I like to meet up...
RUN AWAY!

 

[Dango]

Me:HEY!
Friend: HEY!
Me: ENTHUSIASM!
Friend: Yeah!
Me: So whatcha up to?
Friend: The internet.
Me: So you going to the football game tonight?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: k.
Friend: VAGINA BOOB.

*facepalm*

 

[Marter]

So the conversation you're having right now about spoons and basements kitted out with turrets is totally normal?

You definitely missed my edit.

 

[enzilewulf]

We just had a conversation on a photo that ran 400 comments or so and it was about wolf pads. The Ipad combined with a wolf.... Pure awesomeness.

 

[MazeMinion]

Girl: Hey
Me: Hi
Girl: You go to my school, right?
Me: Yeah, are you in any of my classes?
Girl: No, I just added you because you're hot.

 

[Marter]

..But you're dead!

I edited/quoted you before I killed myself.

This post is imaginary. Stop thinking of me as alive!

 

[Free Thinker]

Girl: Hey
Me: Hi
Girl: You go to my school, right?
Me: Yeah, are you in any of my classes?
Girl: No, I just added you because you're hot.

At least they're honest. I can't say the same for the people who add me.

 

[cbot1]

A long while back I had to deal with someone... who claimed that Denny's wasn't a diner, but in fact a fast food restaurant.

Let that sink in for a moment.

Denny's certainly does NOT make food fast, no matter what it is. Granted i enjoy the food enough to go back, but i'm not expected a fast food experience.

Do fast food places occasionally have hosts to seat you? DO YOU ORDER SOMETHING AND PAY RIGHT THERE (assuming you're not getting to-go)

These are just a few things to talk about why DENNY'S is NOT a fast food restaurant.

I literally held back RAGE while trying to talk to this moron.

 

[burningdragoon]

Uh off the top of my head (and also cuz I was reminded of it just now), I had a conversation where I said I was blind and due to a Nyquil addiction I was able to see, even though I am still blind.

It still comes up as a part of a series of stubborn-offs between me and this person. I think I'm winning. >.>

 

[Sonofadiddly]

Here is a quote I put on my Facebook page that is hilarious because I can't remember the context:

Sarah: If you were morbidly obese and I was just obese I could still drive you around on a flatbed.
Me: That is our future.

 

[elementsoul]

Girl #1: I think I'd make a pretty good lesbian.
Girl #2: I could never be a lesbian. I hate fish!

I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard when I read it although with most things this may just be funnier with the context of knowing who said it.

 

[Berethond]

I have totally weird conversations every day. It helps add variety in my life.Berethond says (7:40 PM):
Yesh
I write BobSpeak
read*
Also
My brain is in FULL GEAR SIDEWAYS MODE
V.O. says (7:40 PM):
what?
Berethond says (7:40 PM):
FULL GEAR SIDEWAYS
FGSM
Coz
I was reading my short story for English
That I had just finished writing
And I got to the end
Berethond says (7:41 PM):
And the plot twist SURPRISED MYSELF
Even though I WROTE IT
I was like, "OMG! SHE TOTALLY TRIED TO KILL HIM!"
And then I was like, "NO WAIT, SHE DIDN'T WANT TO KILL HIM"
"SHE JUST WANTED HIM TO LEARN A LESSON
And then I was like
...wait...
I just wrote that...
Why did it surprise me...
Berethond says (7:42 PM):
And then I [facepalm'd]
And chuckled softly to myself while singing Comfortably Numb by pink Floyd
So
FGSM
Full Gear Sideways Mode activate!
V.O. says (7:44 PM):
lol
loser
lol
V.O. says (7:45 PM):
So far I've tried to do the points tally, and there's WAY too many variables
so I'll have to do it after friday
Which make me wonder as to how erywnn did his
Berethond says (8:09 PM):
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101005/el_yblog_upshot/first-christine-odonnell-tv-ad-im-not-a-witch-im-you
lol
"I'M NOT A WITCH"
V.O. says (8:09 PM):
lol
Tea Party to go on Final BUT TOUR
Berethond says (8:09 PM):
IM NOT A WITCH
I'm YOU
V.O. says (8:09 PM):
does that make me a witch?
Berethond says (8:12 PM):
Yes
V.O. says (8:13 PM):
Cursio!!!
Berethond says (8:13 PM):
Cursio?Another good one.
ME: "I'm going to be reincarnated as a lesbian."
V.O.: ...