Weirdest Injury You've Had

[Jewrean]

When I was little I took my Grandfathers heart medicine thinking it was Vitamin C tablets. I went as red as a tomato and was rushed to hospital. Don't remember much about it... recently I found out my blood pressure is at the max limit of 'acceptable'... so I guess I didn't screw myself up.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Got my freaking ear cut off.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

This doesn't involve me personally but my old boss, he fell straight through a glass table while leaning on it during a meeting. No idea how it happened, but he was an asshole and it completely made my day. Anyway he only had a bruise or two, but it was the most interesting thing to happen in one of his meetings.

 

[White Lightning]

It wasn't serious, but I once awoke with such intensity that I sprained my leg. Yeah.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I was cleaning out a fish tank. I was trying to knock all the shit off the bottom by turning the tank upside down and hitting the glass bottom. (you see where this is going?)

My hand and wrist went straight through the tank I was literally pouring blood... because of a fish tank.

 

[Death Carr]

Umm....
One morning I woke up with my foot in my wall, two broken toes and a fractured ankle.

Then there's the time where I was riding to school on my bike and something happened, I'm not sure whether the wheel locked up, I hit an unusually large stick, or something, but anyway. I managed to flip over the handlebars, faceplant on the ground, and watch as my bike flipped over me and crashed down onto the pavement in front of me. I chipped one of my front teeth in half and cut my eyebrow open.

That was a fun day.

EDIT: Oh, and I've got a rather nasty scar on my leg from when a fromer 'friend' threw a somewhat rusty section of metal pole at me. Apparently he misjudged my reaction time. Arsehole.

 

[Nerexor]

Mine happened just last week. I was walking home and went to step over a large puddle in the road. Something went "click" in my knee, and I fell down. Into the puddle, of course, because injury is never happy unless it can bring its friend "insult" to play as well. So I managed to limp home, figuring I'd feel better in the morning. For the next 2 days I could barely get out of bed and putter around my apartment. My main method of even getting around there was to hop to my office chair and use my good leg to wheel myself around, which is not nearly as fun as it normally is. I'm still using my umbrella as a cane to get around, but it does seem to slowly be getting better.

But yeah, apparently I am so skilled that I can do myself a major injury just by walking down the street.

 

[Dahaka27]

I cracked open my chin while riding on a skateboard over an uneven tiled patio on my stomach when I was like 8 or something. It bled for ages until my parents decided to take me to get it glued back together

 

[RedLister]

Got a 2 scars over my right eye. I live on a marsh and was enjoying a smoke at around midnight in the dark. (i have to smoke outside due to being the only smoker in my household). Next thing i know i got a black cat looking at me. Did one move and it lunged and hacked my face getting the eyesocket region but thankfully avoiding my eye entirely because i fell back. But the lines from the scratches on the socket area are still there. Bloody lucky is all i can say. Haven't pushed my luck like that since.

 

[Dragonclaw]

I dislocated my right shoulder and elbow in a Judo tournament trying to throw a guy MUCH heavier than me...when they re-set my elbow they popped it in WRONG and had to dislocate it AGAIN to set it correctly.

I also have a scar right at my widow's peak from getting m head split open with a bamboo sword.

 

[Esotera]

A drawing pin that got stuck in the sole of my foot after stepping out of the shower. That really really hurt.