Weirdest/Most Horrible Ways You've Been Woken Up.

[Cobelo]

My all-time freakiest way to wake up was when I was sleeping over at a friend's house (her parents were gone). Anyway, I wake up to a noise, realize my hands are cuffed above my head and they are both numb. I gathered my senses a bit and then stopped abruptly as i realized that I was staring her in the face while her and another one of my friends were... entertaining each other.

What followed for me was nearly half an hour of me half awake listening to her, and seeing all the looks on her face. Afterward she finally realized I was awake, and that i was making a feeble attempt to get my arms working again so I could get out of the handcuffs.

I had marks in my wrists for a week, and she and I have been very distant since..

 

[King of the Sandbox]

This is possibly the most entertaining thread ever.

My turn;

After a long night of 'partying' with some friends and my cousins, I passed out (after everyone else, mind you. Pffft, lightweights.) on the living room floor.

In my dream, I was still partying, but out in the woods somewhere, Camp Crystal Lake style. Well, during this dream, everyone went for a swim. I remember jumping into the lake and thinking, "Wow. This lake tastes like beer!"

That's when I woke up, everyone giggling and laughing, as my cousin poured a beer on my head.

After administering a punch to the gut and a powerbomb onto the crowded couch (to take out some of the gigglers, too), my cousin apologized profusely and everyone got reaaaaaally quiet.

I then went and had some eggs and toast, then had a shower. Everything stayed muted until I started playing Tekken 2 and asked my cousin if he wanted to play. Things then returned to normal.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

A stranger gently shaking me in the middle of a Subway restaurant, and my mom freaking the FUCK out off to the side. I'd fainted waiting in line. Apparently it's a common thing for adolescents to do, hypoglycemia and all.

I had the exact same thing happen to me once. I woke up to a room of strangers in line at the restaurant, looking down over me, debating whether or not to give me CPR. Last thing I remembered was bending over to tie my shoe, then *CLICK*, next scene.

At the hospital, they told me it was a potassium deficiency, gave me some soup and a banana, and charged me $700.

I seriously gotta open my own hospital.

 

[Jeysejak]

I fell asleep at a party and was woken up because my brother accidentally dropped a pickle on my face.

 

[FirebirdXR]

I can think of a couple of experiences;

- First, I slept and inadvertently put immense pressure on both of my thighs. Resulting in my temporary paralysis of said body part and lower. Though unaware and half-asleep at the time, I quickly got up-right only to have myself collapse hard unto the floor like a shot ragdoll of a henchman in a Goldeneye N64 game.

Quite scary when you have to think you'd be in a wheelchair the rest of your life. Though the paralysis eventually passed.

- The other I awoken my self to the whimper of saying "~help..." as I had a nightmare of being choked by a stranger.

 

[Matt East]

This happened to friend of mine, I thank the lord it wasn't me.

He was asleep on a couch at his friend Terry's houses, Terry decided to wake him up in a "Interesting" way.

I'll keep this as clean as possible to avoid getting in trouble from the forum police, he woke up to see Terry in a state of self pleasure about 6 inches away from his face.......

(Please don't bust me for that, I have a clean record, I'm a model citizen damn it!)

 

[Carnagath]

I could write a book about the horrible ways I've woken up during army training. By cigarette placed between my toes and left to burn, by upper bunk bed collapsing on me (fortunately it was vacant), by tickling feeling on my face which I mistook for a mosquito and tried to kill while my hand was filled with shaving foam, by snow placed in my pants, by snarls right outside the fucking window which I dismissed only to find out the next day that a wolf had killed 3 sheep in a nearby farm, by snake in my tent (for the record, do NOT bring milk-based drinks with you if you are sleeping in the forest), by water in my tent, by my tent collapsing on my face due to strong winds, by a sergeant who felt like waking us up by firing blanks from his pistol... Mandatory service is cool, yes.

 

[Tizzmarelda]

My mum elbow dropping me to get me up to go to school.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I had a few weird ways of being woken up-
Sometime I hate dreams were I actual minic my body movement in the dream in real life. I don't remember the exact dream but apparently I was fighting someone. I throw my fist at this person and I woken up with my fist hitting the drawers (I have it next to my bed) which hurt alot.

Another time for some unkown reason my bro grab my ankle. I woke up briefly to look over and said "What the?" and when I saw my bro grabbing it I fall back to sleep. I never atually ask why he did it in the first place (he wasn't alseep).

 

[tombman888]

Well, i was woken up with a puppy licking my face =D

Also, with the cat under my sheets
With blood around my neck (dangerously common occurrence...)
on the floor with dice down my pants
and with my sister farting in my face... needless to say i got back at her swiftly.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

What DID wake me up was a cold hard drop into Lake Windemere. I don't think I've ever been so cold in my life

They woke you up by dropping you into a deep, cold, body of water? Boy, what could ever go wrong!

 

[Jerre138]

Being woken up by the police on a supermarket carpark. Lots of stares from people doing their shopping. Rum eh?

 

[Dracowrath]

I recall the one time I woke up from a nightmare. Someone was making me put down my dog, and I remember yelling in the dream, then suddenly mom standing there wondering wtf I was yelling for.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Cats knocking lamps and glasses of water from my windowsill onto my face. And that time I was dumped, but had to spend the night sleeping with my ex before going home. Waking up beside someone and suddenly realizing that it's over after two years is rough.

 

[Hauntghost20]

waking up from my finger in a turned on lamp that didnt have a bulb i can still see the scars

 

[Floggo]

My mate, de-pantsing himself and waking me up (Mind you, he depantsed himself, right infront of my face)

 

[EvilMaggot]

military, the sergents banging on the door like crazies... still got freaking shivers <_< ... or when we were sleeping out and they decided to wake us up with a grenade... T_T 90% of all my entire bad wake ups is from 4 months of military...

oor 2x 55kg german shepards jumping on me

A...a... live grenade?...

Not a live grenade but a grenade called a sixbang, when thrown explodes 6 times... and its louder than a live grenade...

 

[Zeema]

i rolled over and fell off my bed and hitting my head on a Wooden drawers