Weirdest/Most Horrible Ways You've Been Woken Up.
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A while back we were in the jungle camping, we were all having to much fun and no one set up their tent's only a large tarp over a group area, then at night it started raining hard. We had about 7 of us sleeping under there, when the rain started pooling up in the middle. I was still awake and saw it happening, so I stood up and tried to guide it off to the side. When I did that the weight of the 5 gallons of water on this thing shifted to one small rope. I snapped and all of the water was dumped on the guy who was sleeping on the edge. He look up for 5 seconds and then went back to sleep. Oh what a fun camp.
My cousin once woke me up by farting in my face. A whiff of ass in the morning...It was horrible. HORRIBLE!
Not really a way that I've BEEN woken up, but after dreaming that I was shot in the head three times during a mass murder was pretty terrifying, especially considering that I had spent most of the dream running and hiding, heard the guy slowly cycle the bolt on his machine gun from right behind me, and was "dead" for 30 seconds or so before I woke up
Happened YEARS ago and hasn't happened since, so I'm not particularly worried about that.Da Orky Man said:
Insanity and lack of sleep don't mix.
I woke up to see a wriggling head of a dead terrorist on my booksehelf. After waking up gasping, later i found out it was hairbrush.
Also i ounce woke up to a puppy licking my teeth.
Me and sleep don't get along well.
I woke up to see a wriggling head of a dead terrorist on my booksehelf. After waking up gasping, later i found out it was hairbrush.
Also i ounce woke up to a puppy licking my teeth.
Me and sleep don't get along well.
Oh, for some reason I had it in my head that they threw a live grenade into wherever you slept and it was get up or die.EvilMaggot said:Not a live grenade but a grenade called a sixbang, when thrown explodes 6 times... and its louder than a live grenade...martin said:A...a... live grenade?...EvilMaggot said:military, the sergents banging on the door like crazies... still got freaking shivers <_< ... or when we were sleeping out and they decided to wake us up with a grenade... T_T 90% of all my entire bad wake ups is from 4 months of military...
oor 2x 55kg german shepards jumping on me
Not sure how that got into my head... now that I think about it.
martin said:Oh, for some reason I had it in my head that they threw a live grenade into wherever you slept and it was get up or die.EvilMaggot said:Not a live grenade but a grenade called a sixbang, when thrown explodes 6 times... and its louder than a live grenade...martin said:A...a... live grenade?...EvilMaggot said:military, the sergents banging on the door like crazies... still got freaking shivers <_< ... or when we were sleeping out and they decided to wake us up with a grenade... T_T 90% of all my entire bad wake ups is from 4 months of military...
oor 2x 55kg german shepards jumping on me
Not sure how that got into my head... now that I think about it.
riiiiiight... now that would make us run fast xDIt's not really that horrible, but my dad once pulled a guitar amp just in front of my bedroom door, opened my door and started playing "Tie Your Mother Down" by Queen with the volume cranked. I jumped out of bed so fast I nearly gave myself whiplash.
... On second thought, there are plenty of worse ways to wake up than to Queen.
You win.
... On second thought, there are plenty of worse ways to wake up than to Queen.
Like that.Rawne1980 said:
You win.
When I was younger I slept in 'til 3 PM once. My dad picked me up in the blanket I was in, carried me outside, then threw me in the pool. It was cold as hell and I hated him for a month after that.
The weirdest thing.. Hmm.. Well.. On one of my birthdays, my gf at the time woke me up with adult actions that I can't go into on this forum..
I once went to bed completely sober and woke up in the middle of the night on the toilet. I didn't even have to go. Also, once when I woke up I was nose to nose with my golden retriever. I should perhaps mention that this was an agressive beast we adopted that once bit me near the eye leaving a scar.
And I suppose the volume didn't... uh... help(!)Alucard 11189 said:
Though in my case, I'd be saved from the visuals (very shortsighted...), but still end up breaking something (I have been known to throw things in a semi-conscious stupor when waking up...).
Oh yeah, I neglected volume didn't I? Yeah that really didn't help I must admit, but I am short sighted as well, but I fell asleep with my glasses on so I got to watch him in all his glory. I have the feeling that he is a really annoying morning person. Actually one of my ex flatmates once got woken up by a bunch of freshers and threw his German dictionary out of the window to try and get them to shut up. I don't think he was semi conscious stupor though... Mind you, with your martial arts training I have the feeling you would do more damageSckizoBoy said:
Yah, once crashed at a friend's place... oops, forgot to mention (and I can't think of any way of making this sound less suggestive, but): BAD GIRL! Sleeping with your glasses on?! I've woken people up to bollock them about it (and that includes my old man).Alucard 11189 said:Oh yeah, I neglected volume didn't I? Yeah that really didn't help I must admit, but I am short sighted as well, but I fell asleep with my glasses on so I got to watch him in all his glory. I have the feeling that he is a really annoying morning person. Actually one of my ex flatmates once got woken up by a bunch of freshers and threw his German dictionary out of the window to try and get them to shut up. I don't think he was semi conscious stupor though... Mind you, with your martial arts training I have the feeling you would do more damage
Anyway, he decided to wake me up (same uni course) by playing CoDMW at full volume. That got me partially awake, but I picked up the nearest object at hand (an alarm clock radio) and chucked it at the TV. Thankfully, I was saved the bill for a new screen, and instead had to pay for a new alarm clock radio (since it was plugged into the mains).
And I don't think martial arts training has much to do with waking up feeling moody...(!) If anything, it should have a calming effect (pff, as if...).