Most horrible way I've been woken up? Definately the time my sister came into my room crying because our cat had been run over (car bumper to the head, died from the head trauma instantaneously I assume). Probably my worst day ever (so far).
Weirdest/Most Horrible Ways You've Been Woken Up.
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I have a problem with potassium levels due to part of my hormone replacement therapy meds. What potassium does it help control bodily fluid levels and nerves.
At random times during... well, any time really, my calves can lock up so tight, and just keep tightening until they will literally rip the muscles from my bones unless I can coax them to relax. The longer they go without me massaging them, the worse they tighten, the worse the pain.
One morning, at about 4 am, this happened while I was asleep, I woke up in the most unimaginable pain, because they had tightened up enough without my noticing/reacting to them.
From this sudden awakening, and the pain, and all the tense muscles throughout my body are a result of it, I managed to pee, through my (Fairly thin) blanket and about 10 meters across my loft, had crapped myself (This also tore my ass out, which still hasn't fully healed more than a year later) AND almost entirely ripped both of my calf muscles off of their bones.
There you have it, I've needed surgery, and rehabilitation... and clean sheets for waking up... All so I can attempt to transition from a male, to a female body (That's what the meds are for)
At random times during... well, any time really, my calves can lock up so tight, and just keep tightening until they will literally rip the muscles from my bones unless I can coax them to relax. The longer they go without me massaging them, the worse they tighten, the worse the pain.
One morning, at about 4 am, this happened while I was asleep, I woke up in the most unimaginable pain, because they had tightened up enough without my noticing/reacting to them.
From this sudden awakening, and the pain, and all the tense muscles throughout my body are a result of it, I managed to pee, through my (Fairly thin) blanket and about 10 meters across my loft, had crapped myself (This also tore my ass out, which still hasn't fully healed more than a year later) AND almost entirely ripped both of my calf muscles off of their bones.
There you have it, I've needed surgery, and rehabilitation... and clean sheets for waking up... All so I can attempt to transition from a male, to a female body (That's what the meds are for)
It's a Camel Spider.TheDstryr9 said:
They live in deserts. We saw them in Iraq and one particular ugly bastard decided to land on me from the roof of the tent I was asleep in.
I don't like spiders at the best of times but those are extremely ugly and not nice to see upon first waking up.
They are a subject myth to soldiers out there, some claiming they grow to half the size of a man and eat you while you sleep.
Not true, they only grow to about 6 inch and while the bite does leave a hole that can get infected they don't eat you. Although 6 inches is more than big enough for that collection of ugly shits.
To the smoke of a fire in the house
Staying at a friends(he keeps chickens) we were in the caravan(the windows were broke, it was not cold)
A FUCKING CHICKEN GOING BWAK BWAK BWAK JUMPS THROUGH THE WINDOW
BWAK BWAK NIGHMARES
I am scared of chickens now cause of that.
Staying at a friends(he keeps chickens) we were in the caravan(the windows were broke, it was not cold)
A FUCKING CHICKEN GOING BWAK BWAK BWAK JUMPS THROUGH THE WINDOW
BWAK BWAK NIGHMARES
I am scared of chickens now cause of that.
my old bed from my younger days (6-11) was elevated like a bunk, but had a bookshelf below it. i somehow rolled over the safety rail and fell 5 feet as a 7 year old. once woke up early on a Saturday think i had school i didn't and i let my head fall hard on the pillow in frustration... my head landed on my wrist. the one i had just broken the day before in a bike accident and the x-rays hadn't been processed yet so i only had a light splint to prevent movement.
once had a dream where i tripped down stairs, ii jumped so hard i found myself half off the foot of my bed
i have dark paint in my room, i have dark furniture and my window has a dark blanket over it to keep it dark in the morning. my parents like to flick the lights on and off to wake me up.
once had a dream where i tripped down stairs, ii jumped so hard i found myself half off the foot of my bed
i have dark paint in my room, i have dark furniture and my window has a dark blanket over it to keep it dark in the morning. my parents like to flick the lights on and off to wake me up.
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One time I was at a friend's birthday party and I was woken up with a sleeping bag pulled the entire length (and zipped) with my head at the feet while I was slid down the stairs, that was a bit horrible.
I've woken up and given myself one of the biggest scares ever because I was resting my head on my arm and it went numb, but my hand was right in front of my face, so I woke up to a hand on my face, not realising it was mine. That was quite scary.
Me and my brother had to share a bed, so we slept with my head down one end and his down the other, and he kicked me in the back of the head, very hard. His nails were quite long too and the result was a cut on the back of my head.
One time I was at a friend's birthday party and I was woken up with a sleeping bag pulled the entire length (and zipped) with my head at the feet while I was slid down the stairs, that was a bit horrible.
I've woken up and given myself one of the biggest scares ever because I was resting my head on my arm and it went numb, but my hand was right in front of my face, so I woke up to a hand on my face, not realising it was mine. That was quite scary.
Me and my brother had to share a bed, so we slept with my head down one end and his down the other, and he kicked me in the back of the head, very hard. His nails were quite long too and the result was a cut on the back of my head.
I once woke up to find my new kitten trying to fit her entire face up my right nostril.
Also my daughter slapping me in the face, but that's not particularly odd.
Also my daughter slapping me in the face, but that's not particularly odd.
from a technical standpoint, i guess waking up to my brother screaming 'wake up, it's on fire', refering to our house burning down, was probably the worst way i've been woken up.
I've never had any terrible awakenings, to be perfectly honest, unless you count waking up to a hangover.Dango said:
I've heard some hilarious anecdotes about such though. I think the best one any of my friends have told me when my buddy woke up to his soon-to-be-ex wife holding a pan of boiling bacon grease and threatening to pour it on his privates. I can't remember what prompted it, but the story is epic enough that that's alright.
I can´t really talk about myself, so here´s the most funny story I know:
When I was 15, I had my best friend to sleep over. My cat was around, and when the bedroom door closed, he got traped. I woke up with a disgusting smell, and I start laughing when I saw that the cat had crap my best friend´s sleeping bag during night. It was one of the most hilarious/discusting moments of my life.
When I was 15, I had my best friend to sleep over. My cat was around, and when the bedroom door closed, he got traped. I woke up with a disgusting smell, and I start laughing when I saw that the cat had crap my best friend´s sleeping bag during night. It was one of the most hilarious/discusting moments of my life.
Where do I begin...
My brother coming back from a big night out and I heard him vomiting from just outside by bedroom.
My arm being dead numb several times and when I roll over it slaps me hard in the face (seriously it fucking hurts...your arm is so much heavier when you cant feel it)
Mum bursting into the room to vacuum at fucking 6am!
I sometimes have dreams where I roll off the bed...I wake up instantly when I hit the ground and I curse myself because I am still just lying in bed...
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Those are just some I can think of straight away...Theres heaps more but luckily I dont recall waking up from being bitten by a spider or anything.
My brother coming back from a big night out and I heard him vomiting from just outside by bedroom.
My arm being dead numb several times and when I roll over it slaps me hard in the face (seriously it fucking hurts...your arm is so much heavier when you cant feel it)
Mum bursting into the room to vacuum at fucking 6am!
I sometimes have dreams where I roll off the bed...I wake up instantly when I hit the ground and I curse myself because I am still just lying in bed...
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Those are just some I can think of straight away...Theres heaps more but luckily I dont recall waking up from being bitten by a spider or anything.
