Weirdest Name?

[Anachronism]

Well, Gwyneth Paltrow named her baby "Apple", and that's got to be up there with the stupidest names ever. Also, David Beckham apparently named his son "Cruz". Actually, while we're here, let's just make it clear that all celebrities give their children ridiculous names.

Other than that, the weirdest, and yet most awesome, name I've heard was that of a Dutch swimmer: Pieter van den Hoogenband. Read it aloud to yourself and you'll see what I'm talking about.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

 

[Xyphon]

My own. Everybody has so much trouble pronouncing my name or they think I'm a foreigner. -_-

My name is Yrrah. >_>"

Harry? I suppose you get that a lot...

Yep, Yrrah is Harry backwards. Harry is my father's name. He didn't want to name me Harry the third so he named me Yrrah. Sometimes I wonder if he was on drugs though. >_<"

I always have to tell people that my name is pronounced yar-ruh. For some damn reason my girlfriends mother calls me Yard. @_@

 

[Doom_bringer58]

Moon Unit, and Dweezil

 

[Cartman2nd]

This one needs explanation. In Holland, every teacher has a code so it fits in your planning. It's the first 2 letters of the first and last name. This teacher was called:

Peter Doppen

I lol'ed for over 10 minutes when hearing that

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Moon Unit, and Dweezil

What about his fourth kid: Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa?

Ah, Frank Zappa, you crazy bastard.

I once read an article about this techgeek who wanted to call his kid John v2.0.

 

[0thello]

Gaylord Fokker.

 

[Mikela]

Neleh. It's Helen, backwards!.

 

[CroutonsOfDeath]

I'm going to go with "Miruku Seki" Basically just the Japanese pronunciation of the English words "Milk Shake" but some poor kid I met was given that name by his parents and I doubted him but by god it really was his legal name. I felt even worse for him than I did for my friend whose name happens to be John Jon Jhon.

 

[Christemo]

Soap MacTavish. hands down.

 

[Echo_419]

Probably said somewhere in that mess above me...

Mike Hunt

Peter File

Jack Russell

And i had a teacher called Gay Wrights

 

[arkwright]

i rember seeing a local council bloke on the telly called Nimrod Ping and not forgetting that pillar of british goverment Lembit Opik.

 

[Alienmen1]

I can Beat that...

C'est-un-Ange is an french name (from Québec)

It mean Its-an-Angel... and yes its an Real name... it was officialised a couple of year ago...

And there was also the case of a boy named Spatula... and the other Spoon

 

[ace_of_something]

I work with criminals so I hear all kinds of stupid or interesting names. In no particular order

Extrodinary Smith
Latrina
Sir James (first name)
Morning Star (first name)
Ahnt'ohwon (pronounced antoine)
Noe Moore
LaVeere
Beauty Beaty <-Was a Dude
Guy Box
Jearlicious Chaidez
Thunder Collins (ex huskers football star turned accused muderer)
Dick Schtichenfinger (pronounced shtick-in-finger)

There's a lot more but those are the ones I can remember off the top of my head.

 

[I Am Pigeon]

I know someone named Squizz.
Their parents did drugs.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

There was this poor kid called Ben Dover.

Poor, Poor kid.

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

LOL this one's so insane you won't believe it. While is was in bootcamp there was this guy, last name starcruiser. First name, millenium. Middle name, Falcon. hahahahaha. Asked him about it, said his parents changed their last names for the express purpose of naming him that.

 

[Panzer_God]

Abubakar Yusef. My clasmate in kindergarten

 

[KaiRai]

I got a letter from the Brigadier commander of recruiting from the army. His name was Jolyon Jackson...

Jolyon!? What kind of a name is that!?

Also I know an ex-RAF guy called Stan Still. His CO's used to kill it on him. "STAN STILL! GET MOVING!" and then start laughing.

 

[Mortars]

My name Mons turned upside-down is snoW