While working campus security, some kids came up complaining about a very horrendously drunk guy (I tended to overlook it, I mean it's college, as long as they're smart about it - that's the point of college, to be smart *and* drunk, right?). After a few complaints I go to check it out, and on the way I am tackle-hugged by a guy. (FYI, I am female.) This is obviously the guy I had had complaints about. He asks me to be his girlfriend, I explain I am security and we're going to have the police sort him out - jail or the hospital - and he seems excited about it. He says, "if we go to the hospital, can I dress like a nurse?" Then, sensuously, he says, "Can I clean your deadpan?" I think he meant bedpan, but it's terrifying either way.
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Oh, he started ranting to me about his particular idea of the Christian afterlife.Grimfesta said:And then?Aedwynn said:
He even had little cartoon pictures of both Heaven and Hell drawn up to show me and everything. The picture of Hell was particularly dire - it was like a cartoon of a kid with a Home Alone *gasp* expression being surrounded by free-floating word balloons containing words like "Anxiety", "Worry", "Anger", etc. The pic of Heaven was the same kid on a desert island in a hammock, I think.
I made a few more silly jokes because I was a complete moron back then, apparently, but eventually my snarky attitude was replaced by fear - this guy was completely cuckoo (not to mention, heavily scarred and bigger than me). I think I eventually ducked inside the nearby Games Workshop to escape. He was out there for quite a while waiting for me, too.
I was walking at a creepy part of town, alone, lost, and at night. All I could see to my left was a train. On the right of me, was a couple of abandoned-looking buildings with wire fences around them. The road in front of me led to who knows where.
So anywho, a lone car pulls up to me, and the window goes down to reveal a balding, probably late 30's man with glasses. The following conversation ensues...
"Are you bisexual?"
"No."
"Oh. Sorry. (*drives off*)"
So anywho, a lone car pulls up to me, and the window goes down to reveal a balding, probably late 30's man with glasses. The following conversation ensues...
"Are you bisexual?"
"No."
"Oh. Sorry. (*drives off*)"
I was walking downtown with a friend after a concert, and we decided to go to the movies afterwards. Outside, a group was sitting on the benches. A man in a fedora stands up, looks at us and asks "Hey! Free hugs?"
Idaho, downtown, past midnight, "free hugs".
SOMETHING IS WRONG.
We stand, scared, not sure what to think. He gets up, saying "You hesitated! That means yes." and proceeds to give us a bear hug each.
We were rather speechless.
Idaho, downtown, past midnight, "free hugs".
SOMETHING IS WRONG.
We stand, scared, not sure what to think. He gets up, saying "You hesitated! That means yes." and proceeds to give us a bear hug each.
We were rather speechless.
I was walking past Buckingham Palace (as you do), and a familly (clearly tourists) walked up to me and asked when it would be possible to meet the Queen. As you would expect, that one caught me a little bit off guard.
I also once watched a bloke walk up to a group of girls out shopping and ask:
"Excuse me, are you lesbians?". I almost choked on my sandwich when I heard that.
I also once watched a bloke walk up to a group of girls out shopping and ask:
"Excuse me, are you lesbians?". I almost choked on my sandwich when I heard that.
I was working at Target, near the end of my shift at about 10 pm and a guy comes in line. I don't say anything to him because I just want to leave and he gets all pissed and goes on for about five minutes about how I should be more talkative. The enitre time i was thinkig "If I kill you, I wouldn't need to talk to you."
I've occasionally gotten random texts from people, but nothing i remember.
I've occasionally gotten random texts from people, but nothing i remember.
I was in daytona with a friend of mine. we had just woken up (like 9 am) and walked out of the beach entrance of our hotel to have our morning cigarette. A really old and prostitute looking lady walks up to us from the beach and asks us for a smoke. we oblige her and walk a few steps away and my friend says to me as a JOKE "what no flash?" she over hears him and says "oh sorry" then proceeds to show us the most gnar set of tits i have ever seen, one looked straight while the other pointed ninety degrees left. she then told me that being indian like i am, i knew nothing about getting a sunburn as bad as hers (i'm 100% german). the indian comment was funny because as i walked back to my room it felt like the trail of tears.
Yay! I like cookies! The sad thing is, while I was shuffling around the store I kept having flashbacks to the ZP Left 4 Dead review where Yahtzee starts off talking about nerds who dress up like zombies and harass pedestrians. Yeah, that was me.WanderFreak said:
this is just the best today i found a picture of me at an event at my school posted with a bunch of other people on the school post board or whatever. ok so it didint look bad untill i saw my pic with love you and a little heart made out of stapels on top of my it. the creepiest part was i never have had a girlfriend or even been approached by a girl (not avoided just no signs of evn a crush) scince grade one and she does not go to my school.
I was going to a football game in the TCF bank stadium in Minnesota, i was wearing my Run DMC t-shirt and three completely separate people were like "run dmc brother" and gave me a high five or knuckles
F*** spider man I took a picture with a Universal Employee.
(guess that makes the weird stranger, heh anyway dudes name was chuck)
(guess that makes the weird stranger, heh anyway dudes name was chuck)
I was waiting at the bus stop fairly late at night. This sketchy looking guy comes up to me and he said "Hey, buddy! You wanna cash this check for me?" I obviously said no and moved away from him. 5 minutes later he comes back over and says "Hey, what time is it man?"(He said this while moving uncomfortably close to me.) So I just look at him and realize he is wearing a watch...so I start getting really freaked out and just tell him the time. Then he ask me if I wanted to cash the check again...and I said no again...then I just caught the first bus that came to the stop...it wasn't even the one I needed haha.
I was jogging around the track with my friend when some homeless dude came riding up beside us on a bike. Out of no where he says "Nice weather if you're a duck". He kept riding beside us for a few more seconds, then, when it became obvious we weren't going to respond he rode off.