Weirdest/Stupidest Reason A Relationship Ended

[jane_says]

I've had this too "I love you so much...I'm going to hurt you eventually it may as well be now"

Was just thinking..."but you're hurting me now..."

Ah well, Water under a ducks bridge I say!

 

[Same River New Water]

My first girlfriend dumped me because I gave her her first kiss in McDonald's, next to the playground.

Ahh, early high school.

Sooooo... she dumped you because you did to her what every other boyfriend does to every other girlfriend, and vice versa? Isn't kissing someone the sort of thing you do in a relationship, among other things?

Not for kissing her - for making her first kiss have taken place in McDonald's.

 

[Corpse XxX]

I once dumped a girl because her natural walking speed was too fast. Honestly.

Hahaha.. That is some funny stuff right there..

Lots of "Chandler Bing" excuses to dump people i see..

 

[Caimekaze]

Because I wouldn't sleep with her, as I didn't feel ready. (I was 15 at the time.)
That and she didn't like me spending time with my friends, made her feel insecure and jealous =/
Apparently I also was too obsessed with anime... Ironic, considering I didn't watch it at the time.

 

[Trivun]

My first girlfriend dumped me because I gave her her first kiss in McDonald's, next to the playground.

Ahh, early high school.

Sooooo... she dumped you because you did to her what every other boyfriend does to every other girlfriend, and vice versa? Isn't kissing someone the sort of thing you do in a relationship, among other things?

Not for kissing her - for making her first kiss have taken place in McDonald's.

What? That's nothing, my first kiss was in my flat's kitchen which if you go there you'll find it's much, MUCH worse than McDonalds. I still talk to that girl now, so there's no problems there...

 

[Kodlak]

I accidently said I thought Keira Knightley is hot, that caused an argument... she was the jealous type. Oh well!

 

[DELTA x WOLF]

"I'm having a hard time in school and I cant have a boyfriend get in the way with school but we can still be friends. Right?"

 

[Cap'n_Wakka_Wakka]

I wasn't "Edward" enough for her.

But hey, now my current girlfriend and I have fun making fun of people like that. So it's all good XD

I hope you're not talking about Twilight.

You ever heard of any other "Edward" that girls obssess over?

I don't have a serious problem with Twilight, though. Just the fantards like my ex.

That is the stupidest reason ever. I wish that series never existed.

 

[Joselyn]

Teenage Angst....there you have it...and what really depresses me is the regret I feel...it haunts me every day...

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

I don't think anyone can beat this, I split up with a girl because she cheated with me, nothing weird there. Except that she fucked a guy on a gravestone while she was going out with me. URGH.

 

[antipunt]

"You're not 'edward' enough"

^never happened to me personally tho

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Perhaps actually asensible reason, but I found it pretty stupid at the time at least.
My friend got really annoyed after a while. Just because it was his sister. And the final straw was... well, you guess. But don't date friends sisters people, it doesn't end well.

 

[Ionami]

My penis was just TOO big for her...


I wish.

 

[ssgt splatter]

I've....only ever had one 'girlfriend'..... Yeah...

Hey thats better than me dude

 

[Captain Urahara]

I broke up with my girlfriend while watching "The Nightmare Before Christmas" in 3-D(I always loved that movie). She had been hanging out with alot of guys at anime conventions and ignoring me. Of course I was pissed but decided to let it slide. While watching the movie she got a call....through my cellphone! She doesn't have a cellphone so she gave my number to some guy at an anime convention. >.> Of course the call was him asking her out on a date, so I told him not to call back, hung up, and dumped her right there. Made her pay me back for her ticket right then and there. What a whore.

 

[queensbomb]

I don't think anyone can beat this, I split up with a girl because she cheated with me, nothing weird there. Except that she fucked a guy on a gravestone while she was going out with me. URGH.

A gravestone? That's...odd.

 

[DM master]

I broke up with my girlfriend while watching "The Nightmare Before Christmas" in 3-D(I always loved that movie). She had been hanging out with alot of guys at anime conventions and ignoring me. Of course I was pissed but decided to let it slide. While watching the movie she got a call....through my cellphone! She doesn't have a cellphone so she gave my number to some guy at an anime convention. >.> Of course the call was him asking her out on a date, so I told him not to call back, hung up, and dumped her right there. Made her pay me back for her ticket right then and there. What a whore.

Sorry if im being an idiot but i dont see what she did wrong. Did she tell the guy to ask her out? otherwise its just this guy taking a chance..

 

[Keewa]

"You're too nice."

I dunno why girls seem drawn to nasty guys who treat them like shit, but there you are.

 

[Grimm91]

Because she used me to get a name for herself in the high school. Then dumped me for no reason and now never talks to me. Strange yea?