weirdest thing anyone has asked from you

[enzilewulf]

I was once confronted by a girl and she asked me if I liked twighlight and if I thought Jacob or what ever the wolfs name is was hot. I said.."No... im not crazy..."

That got me slapped.

 

[Julianking93]

Friend: "Yo man, do me a favour and fuck my mum would yeah?"

Me: "Wait... What?"

Well...did you say yes?

OT, either when some protester christian came up to me and asked "You look like you're a fag! You one of them queers boy? God hates you" or when some random guy came up to me and said "They're here! Hold this for me while I start up the ray gun. No one is safe!" He handed me a bag of something but I just threw it away.

Strange thing was that his face was completely serious.

 

[posom2]

"Would you motorboat a girl's tits"

Completely out of the blue... and there were people around, about half of them girls.

 

[Con Carne]

I've had a few girls ask to have a baby with me, and I only dated one of them.
But for whatever reason they seriously wanted to carry my baby.

 

[Pingieking]

"I wonder. Is it possible that we can check a huge speaker system on the plane as baggage, and then have it produce a frequency that would resonate along the body of the plane? If so, would it vibrate to the point that the wings will snap off?"
My friend/fellow physics student. On a plane from Boston to New York. December 2008. People were looking at us funny. There were three of us; a Russian, a Chinese, and an Arab.

Oh man, this is the first time I've quoted myself! I feel special.

Just recently, a girl asked one of my guy friends if he had a tampon. He (being the hilarious guy that he is), answered "That depends on why you want one, and why you think that I would have one for you."
The girl answers "Because you looks like someone with a girlfriend, and you also look like someone who would give a girl what she wants."

Then she walked away.
We think that someone dared her to say something like that to us. There's no other logical explanation for this.

 

[dududf]

Friend: "Yo man, do me a favour and fuck my mum would yeah?"

Me: "Wait... What?"

Well...did you say yes?

OT, either when some protester christian came up to me and asked "You look like you're a fag! You one of them queers boy? God hates you" or when some random guy came up to me and said "They're here! Hold this for me while I start up the ray gun. No one is safe!" He handed me a bag of something but I just threw it away.

Strange thing was that his face was completely serious.

I was 13 at the time.

What do you think?

[sub]I said no, his mother was fucking ugly. I was also disgusted that he asked.[/sub]

 

[Julianking93]

Friend: "Yo man, do me a favour and fuck my mum would yeah?"

Me: "Wait... What?"

Well...did you say yes?

OT, either when some protester christian came up to me and asked "You look like you're a fag! You one of them queers boy? God hates you" or when some random guy came up to me and said "They're here! Hold this for me while I start up the ray gun. No one is safe!" He handed me a bag of something but I just threw it away.

Strange thing was that his face was completely serious.

I was 13 at the time.

What do you think?

[sub]I said no, his mother was fucking ugly. I was also disgusted that he asked.[/sub]

If I hadn't read the subbed part, I would have said yes, but too bad she's ugly.

My friend from 8th grade's mum was fucking sexy. I would always tell him that too and he'd get sooo pissed off at me.

Probably why we're not friends anymore.

 

[Swaki]

i was once asked "are you fucking insane!?", this was after i had said "morning, want some coffee?", the question itself may not be unusual or weird, but the context still makes it the weirdest question i have experienced.

 

[dududf]

Friend: "Yo man, do me a favour and fuck my mum would yeah?"

Me: "Wait... What?"

Well...did you say yes?

OT, either when some protester christian came up to me and asked "You look like you're a fag! You one of them queers boy? God hates you" or when some random guy came up to me and said "They're here! Hold this for me while I start up the ray gun. No one is safe!" He handed me a bag of something but I just threw it away.

Strange thing was that his face was completely serious.

I was 13 at the time.

What do you think?

[sub]I said no, his mother was fucking ugly. I was also disgusted that he asked.[/sub]

If I hadn't read the subbed part, I would have said yes, but too bad she's ugly.

My friend from 8th grade's mum was fucking sexy. I would always tell him that too and he'd get sooo pissed off at me.

Probably why we're not friends anymore.

Completely off topic, but my slow internet is making my Mass Effect 2 Steam Download take Sooo loooong. Already been downloading since saturday...

on another side note (the other side this time.) I'm working on my Killing floor review, wanna see what I have so far? I wouldn't mind your opinion on it. I don't want to send it to the Pimp yet, out of fear of pimp cane whippings. [sub]Like last time QQ[/sub]

 

[Swaki]

a girl - friend asked me once, a mirror, i said to her: "i'm not Mc Gyver."

I'm confused, she asked you a mirror? and you responded with "I'm not McGyver".

did she ask if you had an mirror?, nah cant be that, it wouldn't be weird and you respond would make no sense, did she ask if you could build a mirror?, that would be both weird and make your respond fit.

am i right?.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

your first guess was right.

 

[Aesir23]

"Do you shave your pubes." This was asked by a girl to me. I didn't reply. I just gave her a look that said "wtf are you smoking?" she scurried off after that.

I remember a guy asked me that in 11th grade and all I could say in reply was "What the Hell!?"

 

[Skuffyshootster]

a girl - friend asked me once, a mirror, i said to her: "i'm not Mc Gyver."

I'm confused, she asked you a mirror? and you responded with "I'm not McGyver".

did she ask if you had an mirror?, nah cant be that, it wouldn't be weird and you respond would make no sense, did she ask if you could build a mirror?, that would be both weird and make your respond fit.

am i right?.

I think he's saying his friend is a female mirror.

OT: "Are you my friend? Don't lie to me!"

He was very insecure.

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

I've been asked to sign another man's nipple. I'd have done it too, if the man in question wasn't an annoying dumb-ass

 

[DazZ.]

I'm usually the one asking, and this is nothing compared to what I ask people.

Except my friends reply and we go off on surreal tangents for awhile till one of us totally makes no sense and gets laughed at.

 

[rhyno435]

In grade 8 or 9 my friend asked me "When did you start masturbating?"

He didn't ask if I did, he just assumed.

It was really weird.