Weirdest thing in your closet/room

[mayney93]

3 rolls of loft insulation

 

[The Hero Killer]

My Batman action figure collection. Complete with Wayne Manor/the Batcave on the top shelf.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Weirdest thing in my closet?
A portal to Narnia.

I have one of those too. It's really annoying, especially when someone just walks out of the wrong closet portal. Or when talking woodland creatures insist I go and join them in some kind of war. It's just a hassle.

And my judo uniform from when I was 12! I wonder if it still fits? Wait a second...
Yep, 8 years later, it still fits. Guess I didn't grow that much.

Also, an RRoD'd 360 that I've taken apart and should really try to fix...

I have a working VCR in my room! I don't use it much, but it works!

 

[CaptainCrunch]

An original floppy disc (double density) copy of Life & Death [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_%26_Death], for Mac Plus (System 3.0), complete with the cardstock beeper DRM.

 

[AwesomeNinjaPowers]

Besides me?

A shoebox full of severed dolls heads.

 

[Vilcus]

A giant stick from a tree that was hit by lightning, it's so perectly shaped that I could use it as either a club or a cane. I love that stick.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Wow, I thought my room was wierd, but it's pretty tame compared to some of you guys by the sound of it.

I have some shelf space reserved for a pith helmet I am looking at buying.

:EDIT:
I also have a ton of gis for karate, and loads of sparring mitts.

 

[Kris015]

Either my statue of Poseidon or the pirate's head hanging on my wall.

 

[esperandote]

a typewriter

 

[manga-minx]

A very large Chinese fan nailed to the wall.

 

[Dfskelleton]

My dad's old flight helmet. I'm not sure how he got to keep it, maybe he got to keep his flight training helmet or if they got new ones so he got to keep his old one. Either way, I found it in a box, and it's looking awesome on my shelf with my last name on it.

However, that's cool, not weird. It's hard to describe the weirdest thing, so I'll give a picture (note: I didn't take this picture, my room is cooler than this guys. Same weird thing though)
WARNING: IF OU ARE AFRAID OF CLOWNS DON'T LOOK.

 

[Skops]

A mini fridge with a 24 beers, and then there's just some clothes I never wear. Nothing interesting.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I have an old stripped computer,with all of the parts laid out on the floor.

 

[tehannihalator]

a picture from 2000 olympics with pictures of sports australia had won and replication medals of every australian winner

 

[Hana_aoki]

I have a wooden hand model. It's stuck so that it's constantly giving me the bird.

 

[Captain Booyah]

Weirdest thing in my closet?
A portal to Narnia.

You God-damn ninjas, you!

OT: Probably my red top hat. It also has a black plume, and makes me look like a high-class pimp when I wear it.