Weirdest thing you are proud of?
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I have plenty of weird things I'm proud of. Four off the top of my head:
1. Possessing the ability to cum multiple times in under two minutes.
2. Being able to dislocate my ankle at will.
3. Making made just enough money during my first year of working to not have to file taxes.
4. Having been called "a fag enabler who's gonna burn in hell extra crispy" by Fred Phelps in person when he brought his sorry ass here to San Francisco.
1. Possessing the ability to cum multiple times in under two minutes.
2. Being able to dislocate my ankle at will.
3. Making made just enough money during my first year of working to not have to file taxes.
4. Having been called "a fag enabler who's gonna burn in hell extra crispy" by Fred Phelps in person when he brought his sorry ass here to San Francisco.
I can sit with my feet at a tangent to my legs, which really freaks my mum out for some reason. My left eye is lazy, so if i take my glasses off it rolls to the centre, making me look cross-eyed but only for the one eye. I can also do that hand ocarina thing where you put your hands together and blow and it sounds like a wood pigeon. There are other but i'm not sharing them.
I don't cheat on testsajb924 said:
However it certainly helps in graphic design (including tests), and I totally owned a teacher I once had by pointing out she had used the incorrect colour when creating a large ad campaign for the new scenic holiday inn a few years back.
It also gives me an apparent advantage in certain videogames.
Weirdest thing?
I once tricked two drunk guys into drinking my pee from a used bottle of washing-up liquid, by claiming it was vodka.
They DID ask why it was still warm. I told them the bottle had been out in the sun all day. And then they happily drank from it.
The first guy turned quite pale, and ran behind a nearby tent, making hilarious retching noises. The second one, thinking the first one just had a weak stomach, took an even bigger gulp. At this point, one if my less intelligent friends comes running up to me yelling, "did you get them to do it?" So I turned around and ran, laughing hysterically.
Why the hell would anyone drink, or even accept, anything from a stranger that was in a bottle of washing up liquid.
Don't know if I should be proud of it, but I am.
I once tricked two drunk guys into drinking my pee from a used bottle of washing-up liquid, by claiming it was vodka.
They DID ask why it was still warm. I told them the bottle had been out in the sun all day. And then they happily drank from it.
The first guy turned quite pale, and ran behind a nearby tent, making hilarious retching noises. The second one, thinking the first one just had a weak stomach, took an even bigger gulp. At this point, one if my less intelligent friends comes running up to me yelling, "did you get them to do it?" So I turned around and ran, laughing hysterically.
Why the hell would anyone drink, or even accept, anything from a stranger that was in a bottle of washing up liquid.
Don't know if I should be proud of it, but I am.
Well i didn't do it, but we got 10 percent extra credit if we could remember the first 100 digits for a math final, perhaps something along those lines...Mozared said:
I wish i had that talent... The only thing i get to correct my teachers on is when they give us an improper formula and when i know more about the book then they do...Joshimodo said:I don't cheat on testsajb924 said:
However it certainly helps in graphic design (including tests), and I totally owned a teacher I once had by pointing out she had used the incorrect colour when creating a large ad campaign for the new scenic holiday inn a few years back.
It also gives me an apparent advantage in certain videogames.
Well, according to my friends, having an almost encyclopaedic knowledge of films is generally seen as weird, although I am certainly proud of this. Hmmm.... I can also do that hand ocarina thing that has been mentioned, and I can also recite the alphabet at speed Whoa there's quite a lot more than I thought there was; I can also sing "What's This?" from The Nightmare Before Christmas. Maybe I should stop now before I get funny looks....
Whoa there's quite a lot more than I thought there was; I can also sing "What's This?" from The Nightmare Before Christmas. Maybe I should stop now before I get funny looks....
i do that and do the same with maccaroni and huge mouthfuls of rice.... lolArmored Prayer said:
and that i mangaged to lose my virginity before my 17th birthday...
which kinda makes me a hoe... lol
Haha! That is sublime, I'm not sure I can think of anything quite that great.wewontdie11 said:
However, I was once punched in the face by Captain Hook at Disney Land when I went for a high five, not many people can claim that, I imagine.
my broken nose, weird because so many people have it but mine was such a perfect break that it reset so that my nose actually juts out a slight bit more and looks more manly, other than that it's almost perfectly straight, nobody was even sure it was broken initially as there was a fuckload of swelling
O I have something better, during a performance one of the dwarves slipped and fell on my girlfriend. I laughed till I choked.
O and also I never forget anything how minute a detail it might be I always remember it , which is quite annoying cause most people tell stories twice and than I'm bored as hell having to listen to them again.
I had a same thing with my nose, I broke it during boxing but the thing just healed perfectly, didn't even notice I broke it save a slightly larger amount of mucus till the doctor told me I had been walking around with a broken nose for 2 weeks.
O and also I never forget anything how minute a detail it might be I always remember it , which is quite annoying cause most people tell stories twice and than I'm bored as hell having to listen to them again.
I had a same thing with my nose, I broke it during boxing but the thing just healed perfectly, didn't even notice I broke it save a slightly larger amount of mucus till the doctor told me I had been walking around with a broken nose for 2 weeks.
