Weirdest thing you have ever encountered in a public bathroom.

[DanielBrown]

I avoid public bathrooms like they carry the plague. Only use them when I'm very drunk and in a pub, so I don't have any good stories. I'll leave this image though, for every guys amusement:

Spoiler

Was a looong queue one of the last times I was out and that was the reason.

 

[The Funslinger]

Edit : i'm one of those guys than pretend that women don't use the bathroom to relieve themselves . Everytime a girl goes into the washroom , i just imagine they go to put makeup on and talk about boys .

I don't have that luxury, because on the other side of my bedroom wall is the bathroom, so I've often had to turn up the music when I hear my sisters or mother (or father, let's be fair) go into the bathroom. Also, I like to sleep in whenever possible so as to avoid the 6am sounds of my father evacuating phlegm into the sink.

OT: When I was 11, pretty sure I met a pedophile. Nothing major happened, but I still can't pee around others.

 

[Legendairy314]

Flies. Now these weren't just ANY flies, this was a colony of flies. A veritable beehive of flies. These suckers were everywhere they could possibly be. I was too young to realize how gross the situation was but I'm now assuming that's where they were breeding as well. I'm assuming there were at least 10,000 in the small space of about 3 toilets.

 

[norashepard]

I once walked into a bathroom and noticed a huge block of writing on one of the walls. It was Ulysses by Tennyson written in clear and neat handwriting, but some of the words were replaced with 'gangsta' equivalents.

Death closes all; but something ere the end
Some work of noble note may yet be done
Not unbecoming pimps that strove with gods

I'm not even kidding. It was wonderful.

 

[Zeren]

I haven't found any really odd stuff. I did find this bee that seemed to be shocked that I was taking a whiz next to him however.

Spoiler: spoiled for size

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

In highschool I walked in to the sight of an autistic kid naked smearing (presumably his) shit on the walls, that one probably takes the cake.

Other than that, there was one really akward time when someone took the urinal right next to me and leaned over as we were both peeing and whispered "Hey dude, you toke" in my ear. He was looking for a dealer. I live in california. There is absolutely no need for that degree of discretion when looking for someone to buy pot from.

 

[FamoFunk]

Full sets of clothes.

Not sure if person (Woman) left naked, changed clothes and forgot them or did it to try and change their identity... Or something completely different. It was rather odd at the time.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Masturbation and lots of it. I work in a movie theater. People do messed up stuff in our toilets. Like masturbate.

What kind of cinema do you work in?

 

[Mr Fixit]

The mens room in the high school I went to was & to this day still the most disgusting place I have ever been in,none of the stalls had doors on them & the floors were always coated in a very sticky substance. The fact that the janitor was also the local drug dealer probably had something to do with this.

Anyway I walk into this bathroom one day to find some guy in one of the stalls taking a dump, but he is doing that ninja cling to the walls stance, hands & feet, about 2 feet off the toilet. It was disturbing & hilarious at the same time.

Kinda like this, just over a toilet...