Weirdest thing you have seen today?

[Eternalsun]

Tell me what's the weirdest thing you witnessed happen today.

Mine is I work in a clothes store where they put magnetic tags on all the clothes. And a man put on the trousers in the changing room and came to the counter with just the barcode ticket and I said sorry but there is a tag attached to your trousers we need to take it of so he then came round behind the till jumped up on the till and used the magnet thing to get it of.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

tripping on the floor and landing in kitty litter.

It's a wonderfull life.

 

[Ickorus]

A very low flying jet fly over my house.

It woke me up too, pissed me off a bit.

 

[Firoth]

I've been looking at ROFLrazzi pics all day, I can't even begin to make a list. But, I'm pretty sure Amy Winehouse is somewhere near the top of it.

 

[Discord]

I was playing MW2 this morning and someone's Gammer Tag was UsePreperation-H

Weird but funny

 

[butternut]

Looking down to see the lower half of my body sitting on a window ledge with my pants down trying to piss. (I'm also on the third floor).

Do I win a visit the mental instiution?

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I went to town today, and there's this guy there that always dresses like a cowboy. Hat, spurs, toy guns, the whole fucking deal. Today, he was wearing fancier cowboy attire, and when someone made a joke about seeing a horse running down the street, he pulled his guns on him. They had little orange bits on the barrel, and were fairly obviously fake.

I see him almost every time I go into town, but that's the first time he's ever drawn on anyone.

 

[delet]

Rule 34 on Zeruel... They just had to make him such a pretty girl in Rebuild...

 

[wizzerd229]

oral sex, chell, self love, portals, that is all

 

[Furious Styles]

I ate a whole bunch of hash cookies at my friend's birthday last night... so I saw plenty of stuff when my eyes closed.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I'm actually currently watching the Fly and the weirdest thing so far is a baboon that turned inside out. I have a feeling that it's going to get much much worse, though.

 

[Frequen-Z]

A guy who's eyes were pointing completely opposite directions, at work. Very polite customer though.

 

[Communist partisan]

http://www.youtube.com/user/theLittleFears#p/u/18/sQSnsLYPgdk anyrthing from this channel I found today

 

[Leemaster777]

Saw one of my female co-workers lifting up her shirt to rub her belly.

PS. She's not exactly a looker.

PSS. She's an overweight 50-something mother of god-knows-how-many-kids, with the dental problem know as "not having most of her front teeth".

PSSS. She did this in the middle of the room.

PSSSS. I hate Florida sometimes.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I saw a man randomly singing Lonely Island songs in the street. I went to give him some change and he sang "Like a Boss" right in my face. I kinda backed away slowly there.

Calumon: I saw an advert featuring a man walking slowly... then they wanted me to buy perfume.

 

[laststandman]

I had to evacuate my building on account of a gas leak today, I don't know if that counts as seeing something weird, but it was weird and it sucked a lot.

 

[Phoenix09215]

Well as I was leaving the house I noticed one of my dogs sat down looking up at a tree. I went over to see what he was looking at, and there was a pigeon there. My dog barks at it and it tried to fly off, but it was injured or something so when it set off it just fell out the air Well the dog was pritty proud with himself for scaring a pigeon. He didn;t attack it after or anything, just happily walked back in to the house holding his head high

 

[wizzerd229]

http://www.youtube.com/user/theLittleFears#p/u/18/sQSnsLYPgdk anyrthing from this channel I foud today

what the fuck?

 

[tomtom94]

Saw one of my female co-workers lifting up her shirt to rub her belly.

PS. She's not exactly a looker.

PSS. She's an overweight 50-something mother of god-knows-how-many-kids, with the dental problem know as "not having most of her front teeth".

PSSS. She did this in the middle of the room.

PSSSS. I hate Florida sometimes.

Not for nothing but you increase the number of Ps rather than Ss. [/pedantic]

OT: Flicking through some CGs of an h-game I'm reviewing I realise that the boobs of the girls are ridiculously inconsistent and unrealistic. More shit to rip on!