Weirdest thing you've seen for sale at a yard sale?

[Kuchinawa212]

A suit for 2 bucks. It was a nice too. To bad I out grew it.

 

[Octorok]

A dried piranha.

He now lives on my shelf, and he is called Chris.

Only that was at a car boot, we don't have 'yard sales'.

...You are really weird.
Your entire country is really weird.
Car boot?
Silliness.

Well, car boot sales are what we have because they are mobile. People selling things in their own garden seems pretty weird to me.

 

[peel15]

a cell phone

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I saw this guy selling gas masks: one for $20, two for $30, or three for $40. He had a box with about twenty gas masks in it.

Man, I want a gas mask...

 

[Ibanez887]

Some old guy was selling lots of weird things
Brand new BB guns, Studded belts, Bullets and shells and to top it all off.....
Porn

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Some crazy guy was selling a garaut [Not sure how to spell it] at his garage sale, thankfully the police got to the guy and arrested him.

Garrote.
And I'd have bought it.

I need one.

I second this motion. It's so much cleaner using a garrote than a bit of chicken wire.

I was thinking of barbed wire

Unfortunately, I don't go to yardsales. I am introverted as hell.

A jar of piss. I'm serious. It was going for 5 bucks!

No, I didn't buy it.

*cough*jarate*cough*

No that is just an ordinary jar of piss, Jarate is actually a pill that triple's your kidney's size, allowing the quick refill of the jars.
If they were selling those

 

[Grassassassin]

Used toothbrushes and underwear.

Hope no one bought them..0_o

Anyways the weirdest thing I saw was a television.That was smashed. Probaly from a Wii Tennis session.

 

[ElephantGuts]

I would have bought the gask masks and the garotte.

That'd be a hell of a way to survive in a post-apocolyptic wasteland. Going around with a gask mask and a garotte? Freak a lot of people out.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Old Cookies.

For about $6.

Needless to say, I skipped on that deal.

 

[Jenkins]

this guy who was getting back on his slutty cheating ex gf was selling nude pictures of her and such for a buck each. he had 2 boxes of copies hahaha.

 

[Zayren]

A jar of piss. I'm serious. It was going for 5 bucks!

No, I didn't buy it.

Aw, no jar based karate?

My mom sold an entire bunk bed and trundle thingy, which seemed odd to me.

 

[ExaltedK9]

Some crazy guy was selling a garaut [Not sure how to spell it] at his garage sale, thankfully the police got to the guy and arrested him.

Garrote.
And I'd have bought it.

I need one.

Me too...keep your eyes peeled, won't you?

 

[DrunkWithPower]

I bought a book of "Gallow Humor," strangest and best thing I've ever bought

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Bricks, not just any bricks, BROKEN bricks.

 

[Cocal]

Some crazy guy was selling a garaut [Not sure how to spell it] at his garage sale, thankfully the police got to the guy and arrested him.

what is this "Garaut"

 

[Dottie]

It was an estate sale, but same difference really. I don't remember how much they wanted but they had a whole table of old medical supplies. Like wooden handled surgery knives and all that, I really wanted them but my dad saw me looking at them and said no.

oooh that stuff might've been valuable....I wish I got to see. :/

 

[Lord Ferrok]

There was a guy who was trying to rent his newly emptied garage as storage space after the sale. Does that count?

 

[Vrex360]

The woman who became my wife.

Okay seriously, there was this creepy Barbie-esque doll that had 'realistic body structure' I mean nipples and everything. It scared me that was for sure, but what amused me was that when I saw it, it was jamed down a toy T-rex's mouth.

 

[coldwarkid]

A fake leg and a bunch of used glass eyes.

Ah, you beat me to it.

I did see a basket full of prosthetic limbs with a sign saying "2 for £5" and I deeply considered buying them to use as some sort of beer vessel.

 

[coldwarkid]

Some crazy guy was selling a garaut [Not sure how to spell it] at his garage sale, thankfully the police got to the guy and arrested him.

what is this "Garaut"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garrote

It's normally a piece of wire (such as nylon or piano wire) that's used to strangle the victim. It was used as corporeal punishment in Spain for centuries.