Weirdest things you've done in your Slepz.
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Yeah I've had dreams about falling and then when I hit the ground, I wake up... sharply, as if I've just fallen onto my bed.Mirroga said:
Weird......
I get that all the time... I'm lying on the couch, just about to fall asleep and then its like for a split second, that i'm falling, then I make a sudden jerk movement and I'm fully awake and just lying on the couch.thecodemaster said:
I once had a dream that I was going to a sex con. If any of you have ever been to an anime convention, just imagine that with LOADS of hentai. Also, I was going with my girlfriend, who was a combination of Stacky and The Magnificent Milkmaid. So we go into the con, shop the Dealer's Room for a while and promptly have sex later on. Then we go to one of the events, where we can simply sit and observe famous hentai stars (Yumiko, any Monzetsu character) having sex. However, we actually watch from a small crack in the adjacent hallway.
BUT THEN a huge mass of Shaolin Monks come bursting in and arrest us, claiming that voyeurism is against their religion. So they arrest all of us and force us to enlist in Starfleet.
I swear to god, I am not making this up.
Anyway, after the sun blows up, wiping out all life on earth, I wake up back at Sexcon. I pass a girl I know in the halls, but oddly enough, nothing ever comes of it. Personally, I find that odd. Anyway, everyone is now leaving the con to get on the boat to go to the mainland.
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Oh yeah, did I mention Sexcon is located on a volcanic island? Cause it is. Anyway, my parents come, somehow drag me by the arm around a mile and a half through black, barren environment onto the boat, where I promptly start singing the "I'm On a Boat" accapella version. However, I manage to break free and teleport back to the con, desperately looking for The Magnificent Stacky.
However, what I find is a gigantic building that looks a lot like the parthenon, except all Egyptian like. So I go in and search the now cathedral-like halls. But I don't find her and walk out.
But apparently even God isn't fond of me, as he starts sending huge T-Rexes, Velociraptors, and roaches at me. Not Radroaches, mind you, just regular roaches.
And so then, I suddenly turn into my Fallout 3 character and start using VATS to blow the shit out the assorted dinosaurs. Then, on the long trek to the boat, I turn into King Kong (From the 2005 VG) and kill some more T-rexes that ambush me.
And then I wake up. At first I cry, but then I laugh and realize that I'm going to have something excellent to tell the internet later.
Oh wait, this was for weirdest THINGS we've ever done in our sleep? Oh. Um... I once levitated. Or at least I thought I was levitating. I was actually sleeping on our pool cover.
BUT THEN a huge mass of Shaolin Monks come bursting in and arrest us, claiming that voyeurism is against their religion. So they arrest all of us and force us to enlist in Starfleet.
I swear to god, I am not making this up.
Anyway, after the sun blows up, wiping out all life on earth, I wake up back at Sexcon. I pass a girl I know in the halls, but oddly enough, nothing ever comes of it. Personally, I find that odd. Anyway, everyone is now leaving the con to get on the boat to go to the mainland.
...
...
...
Oh yeah, did I mention Sexcon is located on a volcanic island? Cause it is. Anyway, my parents come, somehow drag me by the arm around a mile and a half through black, barren environment onto the boat, where I promptly start singing the "I'm On a Boat" accapella version. However, I manage to break free and teleport back to the con, desperately looking for The Magnificent Stacky.
However, what I find is a gigantic building that looks a lot like the parthenon, except all Egyptian like. So I go in and search the now cathedral-like halls. But I don't find her and walk out.
But apparently even God isn't fond of me, as he starts sending huge T-Rexes, Velociraptors, and roaches at me. Not Radroaches, mind you, just regular roaches.
And so then, I suddenly turn into my Fallout 3 character and start using VATS to blow the shit out the assorted dinosaurs. Then, on the long trek to the boat, I turn into King Kong (From the 2005 VG) and kill some more T-rexes that ambush me.
And then I wake up. At first I cry, but then I laugh and realize that I'm going to have something excellent to tell the internet later.
Oh wait, this was for weirdest THINGS we've ever done in our sleep? Oh. Um... I once levitated. Or at least I thought I was levitating. I was actually sleeping on our pool cover.
Well everybody else in the world who's brain hasn't been eaten away by too much texting and SMS calls it sleep.FallenJellyDoughnut said:
I don't know whether I should pinch the bridge of my nose or just facepalm.FallenJellyDoughnut said:
Please do not butcher my language with your lack of intellegence. Keep doing so and someday you're going to give somebody an aneurism.
My weird moment actually happened this morning.
I keep my airsoft guns in a cabinet next to my bed. I wake up to find I had apparently gotten out of bed in the middle of the night, grabbed my SCAR, and had flopped back onto the bed holding it across my chest like a guard at an embassy or something.
I keep my airsoft guns in a cabinet next to my bed. I wake up to find I had apparently gotten out of bed in the middle of the night, grabbed my SCAR, and had flopped back onto the bed holding it across my chest like a guard at an embassy or something.
Ooh
Okay, you want good grammar? I'll just hold a huge protest to make the internet "Grammar Perfect" and if someone says something different than that of the oxford dictionary, they shall be burned at the stake for treason of the English language. Where do you get off, telling people on the internet how to speak? Its just a bit of word messing around. Do you like, attack Lolcatz for this? I also pronounce Lasagna as "La-sag-ni" because its fun, see if you can find my house and burn it down...
Ooh a stuck up Grammar Nazi, how Impressive...Suiseiseki IRL said:
Okay, you want good grammar? I'll just hold a huge protest to make the internet "Grammar Perfect" and if someone says something different than that of the oxford dictionary, they shall be burned at the stake for treason of the English language. Where do you get off, telling people on the internet how to speak? Its just a bit of word messing around. Do you like, attack Lolcatz for this? I also pronounce Lasagna as "La-sag-ni" because its fun, see if you can find my house and burn it down...
I yelled at my friend, who was also in the room, that "IT'S PRONOUNCED CARAMEL YOU INSOLENT FOOL!" (I think because earlier we were discussing that it isn't pronounced carmel. Carmel is a place not a candy.)
Sir, you have butchered the language which I have devoted 17 years of my life to learning. You will find there are many more on this site who share my views, and it will only be a matter of time until someone reports you for excessive lack of the grammar which the mods on this site hope to maintain.FallenJellyDoughnut said:
Learn to use spell check quickly or your stay will be short.
Excessive lack of grammar? The occasional word stupidifiying isn't excessive, so how bout you calm down? Focus on more of those cocks that say shit like ZOMFG STFU UR FAG LOLZ ROFL and leave me alone. and why be so serious on the internet anyway?
oh and BTW: YOU DOUBLE POSTED! someone just broke the rules... tsk tsk tsk... I'm sorry, you just left yourself so open for that one...
oh and BTW: YOU DOUBLE POSTED! someone just broke the rules... tsk tsk tsk... I'm sorry, you just left yourself so open for that one...
this doesn't happen particularly often, but i occasionally hoard things from my bedside table into my bed during my sleep. nothing very interesting.
and i know i'm saying nothing new here, but "slepz"? that is not a word. it is hard to believe it is a typo. it is just ignorance. please never speak of it again.
and i know i'm saying nothing new here, but "slepz"? that is not a word. it is hard to believe it is a typo. it is just ignorance. please never speak of it again.