Weirdest way you've killed an enemy.

[RN7]

Well there's two- five - I can think right off the bat.

1. In WoW I was PvPing on my Death knight. A chicken-ified druid attempted to shove me off a bridge that would have surely killed me. As the druid attempted to run away, I death gripped him so he came with me. Also in WoW, I yanked people down in WG who were on flying mounts, chains of iced them and murdered them. Lastly, I flew up to an enemy player who was trying to run away (I was on my rogue), proceeded to use relentless assualt on them, fell on a pillar and live while they 100 ft and died.

2. In destroy all humans 1, I anally probed someone. They literally shitted their brain out.

3. In the sequel to the latter, I hyponotized some dudes to draw in a crowd of enemies, then picked up a car at threw it at them. We were near water too, so you can imagine what happened to my adversaries.

 

[Dimbo_Sama]

I refer you to my post in the 'that made you feel Immortal' thread last week.

Shooting a guy in the cock with a Redeemer in UT2003

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Battlefield: 2142 - Pod Drop kills. Happens fairly frequent, usually at least once a game. It's just so much win.

Note: A "pod" is similar to an ejector seat and if you land on somebody's head, you kill them.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I've always found beating zombies to death with a health kit delightfully ironic (left 4 dead). Or pretty much anything in Scribblenauts. Like my shark with a laser on its head killing a bandit wielding a sandwich.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

I was getting chased by cops this one time in Saints Row 2, and my car got so bashed up that the doors were flapping around every time I turned.

So I drove next to the sidewalk and any time I got near a pedestrian, I swerved slightly so that the door slapped them.

 

[Xerosch]

Pinching big breasted women in the nipples - with a magic scarf which's end turned into a hand. This isn't a joke, you have to do this in a game on the PS1

 

[dbungus2000]

I simply used the power that was inside me the whole time.... HOPE!

 

[Firehopper]

I was playing Halo 3 online once on The Pit. Had my sniper rifle handy to pop a guy in the head. Just as I pulled the trigger another guy landed directly behind him so the round I just shot off went through both their skulls. There was no way I could have timed that

 

[Kurokami]

What is the weirdest way you've killed an enemy on a game?

I don't know if you'll believe this, but I shit you not it happened.

I was playing Dark Messiah in one of the chapters near the end (if its not in the final chapter itself, I'm not quite so sure though) and was in a crypt. I was continuing on and all of a sudden a blood golem (/troll) comes out of know where and having been on very low health I start running for my life, nearly shitting myself due to the surprise, we run in circles (atleast that's how it plays in my mind after so long) for a while and the thing trips over and dies... I assume it was because death for NPC's occurs as soon as they reach near the end of a ledge (so that their death animation/sound effects begin while falling instead of waiting for them to die) and somehow through a glitch this happened to the golem but I absolutely could not believe it.

Too long to read?

Summarization: I was being chased by a blood cyclops (http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/736193/images/dm_cyclops2.jpg) and it tripped over and died.

 

[Arduras]

Playing Battlefield Vietnam, was transporting a bunch of troops in a APC dangling from my Huey, saw a bunch of SAM's coming my way and evaded right, slipping the cable and dropping the APC onto the launchers... the men inside survived, laughed and captured the point

Good times with old games *sigh*

 

[Hargrimm]

One time in JA2 I got a new gun for my merc but forgot to pack the right type of ammo, so I only had what was left in the clip. An enemy comes around a corner and I try to shoot him, but run out of ammo. The enemy was winded and hurt, so he couldn't fire back the next round. I then threw the magazines of useless ammo against his head until his health was so low he collapsed.
Then I ran up to him and punched him to death.

 

[Cucumber]

Pinching big breasted women in the nipples - with a magic scarf which's end turned into a hand. This isn't a joke, you have to do this in a game on the PS1

I believe the game was named "Freakout", right? I remember trying it and going speechless... I wanna try that agian someday.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Flash grenade in face, he died of the impact
I know it isn't a creative kill, but it's still weird.

 

[Maleb]

I hit a man in the face with a toilet.

It hit him so hard he died.

The end.

no wait that was a boondock saint

 

[splatterguy734]

Not technically an enemy but in infamous I once jumped from the top of Aldens tower and landed with pin point accuracy on a pedestrian.

 

[MrTrivia]

I believe it was Doom 2. There was a corridor with imps on the left and former humans on the right, each group standing around barrels of toxic waste - I just ran right down the middle and the crossfire hit the barrels, killing them all at once.

 

[ejb626]

In MW2 I ran into a room and was ambushed by a militia, he managed to pop out so suddenly and surprise me that I fumbled with the controller and pressed all the wrong buttons, I ended up accidentally crouching at his feet and placing a claymore with killed him. Its weird because I did it entirely by accident.

 

[rokkolpo]

it was some game i played when i was 10 with great realistic physics.

and i ran after an enemy on a cliffsite. accidently stumbled on a rock, triggered the gun out of shock, shot him in the leg resulting in him falling of the cliff.

you just received +10 awesome.

 

[FWL_MeRc]

mmm Weirdest kill... too many over so many years...

Go with this one.
A care package in Modern warfare 2. Can't recall the game type etc but I tossed one anyhow and took cover. Wasteland in all the cars. I of course take cover and watch my drop point.

An enemy player strolls along, a noob... Stands ON the flare looks down... looks up at the heli, Looks down again. BAM Create on head.

And I just watched. Why didn't I shoot him >.<

 

[ilikepie59]

Umm, almost every enemy in Conker's Bad Fur Day