The what makes you weird topic reminded me of a little thing i wrote awhile back. Presenting, the Weirdness Handbook! Please feel free to add your own.
Weirdness
Hand Book
1. Repeat things over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
2. Shout random names of fruit.
3. Talk like Yoda, you must.
4. Guess the color of other people?s underwear.
5. Mis spull thigs.
6. Become addicted to Star Wars.
7. Weeeee is now your favorite word.
8. Think Harvard is a breakfast cereal.
9. Fall in love with a character from a cereal box.
10. Have invisible friends
11. Think inanimate objects are following you and are plotting to kill you
12. Know every thing there is to know about mangoes
13. Learn how to get out of a strait jacket, boast about it often
14. Make up your own religion.
15. Think the opposite sex is yucky.
16. Know all the Lord of the Ring characters.
17. Make up your own secret code.
18. Strip naked and dance in a random public place.
19. Say random things
20. Say ?monkey? WAY more than necessary.
21. Sign your homework something like ?Darth Vader? or ?Mickey Mouse?.
22. TYPEINALLCAPSWITHOUTSPACES.
23. Move in slow motion.
24. Suddenly start dancing the Macarena.
25. Stick your finger in random places.
26. Walk into a tattoo parlor and say, ?Surprise me.?
27. Sing songs from ?The Sound of Music? in the shower.
28. Pretend you understand Italian.
29. Threaten police with wedgies.
30. Hum the song from mission impossible really loudly and sneak around in the mall.
31. Say ?I?m not touching you? to random strangers.
32. Walk in to a P.E.T.A. meeting and say ?Where?s the beef??
33. Join a cult.
34. Suddenly start singing the ?Happy Birthday? song to total strangers.
35. Bungee jump with toilet paper.
36. Steal the chained up pens in banks.
37. CaPitAlizE RanDOm LetTeRS iN WorDS.
38. Speak in rhymes.
39. Sing along to every song on the radio regardless if you know the words or not.
40. Walk into an airport with a ?Death to the U.S.A.? tee shirt.
41. Yes, 2+2 is 22.
42. Draw stick people in your spare time.
43. Have WAY to much spare time.
44. Email big companies and ask for spam.
45. Where a tin foil hat and say it is to protect you from the alien?s mind control rays.
46. Scream ?Little green men from mars!!!!!!? every time some one asks you a question.
47. Become sexually attracted to a fire hydrant.
48. Watch Opera.
49. Eat like a chipmunk.
50. Store things in your cheeks like a chipmunk.
51. Eat a chipmunk. Store it in your cheeks
52. Try to get into a sugar induced comma.
53. Try to become diabetic.
54. Scream every time you are touched on the shoulder.
55. Google every one you know.
56. Google every one you don?t know
57. Dig for oil one the front lawn of your next door neighbor?s house.
58. Have a security blanket and bring it EVERYWHERE.
59. Put a pillow under your shirt walk into a mall and start screaming, ?I am having my baby!!!!?
60. Learn to fluently cuss in different languages.
61. Make up your own cuss words.
62. Talk like a baby.
63. Eat all pamphlets given to you in front of the person that gave it to you.
64. Chew open soda cans.
65. Worship Barney.
66. Make your own under where
67. Make up your own words fluoby!
68. Make up a song about Flarp.
69. Be in awe of the power of Flarp.
70. TTTTTTTTTTTyyyyyyyyppppp wwwwwooooooorrrrrrrdddddssss lllliiiikkkkkeeee tttttthhhhiiiiissssss.
71. Be named after a satanic priest.
72. Preach about the proper care of animals wile eating a whooping crane cheese burger.
73. Collect road kill and frame it.
74. Throw lighted fire crackers up in the air and try to catch them.
75. T.P. your own house.
76. Where a Speedo to a cocktail party.
77. Bend over in a prison.
78. Go to Iraq and start singing the pledge of allegiance.
79. Walk into a hospital with white scrubs on and tell the people in the waiting room that they are going to die.
80. Try to pop breast implants.
81. Like or be affiliated in any way with Halo 2.
82. Eat deep fat fried Twinkies.
83. Be byslectic.
84. Have your diet consist of nothing but candy bars and tofu.
85. Smile like a psycho.
86. Pretend you?re an Eskimo.
87. Draw hearts around Barney toys.
88. Chase small animals around with a lawn mower.
89. Chase on coming cars.
90. Become a motivational speaker and tell people they suck.
91. Create a pill that has all of the following side affects: Severe diarrhea, Kidney failure, Liver failure, Heart failure, Lung cancer, Unsightly rashes, Brain tumors, Hernias, death, and a mild headache.
92. Pretend you?re a humming bird and nose flowers in the park.
93. Play hopscotch in the middle of a busy intersection.
94. Try to juggle chain saws.
95. Try to juggle after you juggled with chain saws.
96. Change your name so you initials are P.M.S.
97. Where rubber gloves and ask people if they would like a free rectal exam
98. Try to beat up pop machines.
99. Think Green Peace is some kind of vegetable.
100. Make a book listing things you should do if you want to be weird.
101. Listen to hard rock and Mozart at the same time.
102. Play hot potato with a live grenade.
103. Can you say Russian roulette with dynamite?
104. Eat things off the ground.
105. Two words, ?deodorant tester.?
106. Live in your own little world and try to get people to join you.
107. Become addicted to morphine and caffeine pills.
108. Think Viagra is a Pokemon.
109. Pretend you?re a vampire and bite people on the neck.
110. Try the things that the people on TV shows say not to do at home.
111. Try to cook pizza on the stove.
112. Light random things on fire.
113. Purposely flood your basement.
114. Giggle
115. Start singing the song that never ends
116. Laugh incoherently.
117. Put question marks at the end of every sentence?
118. Make a shrine for the Telly Tubies.
119. Go squirrel fishing.
120. Try to steal other peoples underwhere.
121. Become a suicide bomber in your spare time.
122. Buy those funny vodka tasting balloons.
123. Question authority.
124. Don?t eat anything that casts a shadow.
125. Plant dynamite in toilets and see what happens.
126. Try to steal police officers guns.
127. Pretend you?re mentally insane.
128. Chase oncoming cars, again.
129. Set up camp on an international highway.
130. Where tie dye clothes to a funeral.
131. Make a club. Make sure it doses nothing to help society and name it something like ?The Eggs Benedict.?
132. Cry every time a vending machine takes your dollar.
133. Scream at the sight of Santa Claus.
134. Announce you are Superman?s wife.
135. Try to compare Jesus and Spiderman.
136. Say cheese muffin between every two words.
137. Attack anyone who says your name.
138. Sing the ?wheels on the bus? when you ride ANY vehicle
139. Make threats to small mammals.
140. Spell every thing L-A-M-M-A-S
141. Talk faster than you think.
142. Be able to type at 250 wpm but have nothing to say.
143. Have a pet name like ?Wuggy?
144. Have no marketable skills at all.
145. Pull a gun on a Marine
146. Join the Marines
147. Grow an afro and hide things in it.
148. Have a Chia Pet and talk to it, give it toys and walks.
149. Have a pet rock and name it Earl
150. Give back rubs to porcupines.
151. Attack anyone who has the letter ?H? in their name
152. Poke random people
153. Greet people with some kind of obscene hand gesture
154. Then poke them
155. Try to pull over a cop.
156. Eat things off other people?s floors
157. Take a nap on a strangers car
158. Protest protesters
159. Stalk Stalkers as they stalk people
160. When asked to find ?X? in algebra, circle it and write, ?Here it is.?
161. Win the lottery, and then gamble that money away.
162. spu11 th1ngs w17h l3773rs. W007
163. Train Border Collies to take over the world
164. become king of the border collies
165. Have 360 vs Wii fights to the death with random strangers.
166. Make a ?W? turn on the interstate
167. Never finish things at al?
168. Have ADD and OCD. OH MY GOD, if I don?t touch this table, I will DIE!!.... Hey, look, a bird! Agggh! Gotta touch the table?.. It?s a robin!
169. Become a reverse Clepto. HERE! Take my watch! PLEASE!!
170. Stab things with toothbrushes
171. Wear athletic cups on your head.
172. Set a fire station on fire.
173. Try and steal pennies from people
174. Proceed to eat the pennies
175. Then give them back
176. Greet strangers with a tight hug and a kiss on the chest
177. Bite people?s shoulders
178. Just bite people
179. In fact, just bite everything
180. End every sentence with ?Your Mom!?
181. Walk up to strangers and say, ?Dad! I haven?t seen you in years!? continue this charade for a few hours.
182. Have people staple things to you.
183. (Insert random action here) to old people.
184. Drive your car into the mall.
185. Throw toasters off overpasses
186. Hide things in your pants, shirt, in other people?s pants/shirt, coffins, and any ware else that you can fit what your trying to hide.
187. Eat with your feet.
188. Scream incoherent ratings over loud-speakers
189. Own a Mac.
190. Have sock puppet battles in a public place
191. Scream, ?PRASIE ALLAH!!? in an airport
192. Become a Satanic Muslim Jew who prays to the guy on the ?Lucky Charms? box.
193. Believe that we are all created to be eaten.
194. LETS MAKE BUTTONS
195. Threaten people with vampires
196. Curse random people using quotes from ?Harry Potter.?
197. Join PETA, go to one of their meetings, and cook a pig. Eat it, and ask if anyone wants to share.
198. Talk to the people on the TV infomercials.
199. Kick a car and expect it to soar over vast distances.
200. Buy a stuffed animal, rip out it?s insides and feast upon them.
201. Become a black-belt at Taco making.
202. Bite yourself for fun and profit.
203. Bite others for fun and profit.
204. Ask other people if they will bite your for fun and profit.
205. Suddenly scream ?NOT AGAIN!!? and rip open your shirt and stare at your chest. Do this for about 5 minutes.
206. Grin at old ladies and wink.
207. Yell, ?AVAST YE DOGS!!!? wile passing people on the interstate
208. Pretend you have a dog that can fly, eats people, and tells you to do bad things.
209. Pounce on random people.
210. Drink all liquids that you come across
211. Tape yourself to cars in a parking lot.
212. Tape others to cars in a parking lot
213. Ride your pets.
214. Devour all free samples, then fake a heart attack
215. Join a rally, but hold up a sign saying the exact opposite than everybody else.
216. Meditate in public restrooms
217. Grab on to a random stranger and say things like, ?I got you buddy!!!.?
218. Crawl through the mall making hissing noises
219. Fill pill bottles with smarties, then walk into a store, scream, ?I CAN?T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!? then eat the whole pill bottle.
220. Eat only the wrappings on food.
221. Laugh at old people
222. Laugh at young people
223. Laugh at people in general
224. Just laugh at everything
225. Eat rocks
226. Thinks spoons are orgasmic
227. Burn effigies of popular cartoon characters in your front lawn
228. Troth at the mouth and bite people
229. Grind on people at funerals and scream, ?THIS IS A GREAT PARTY!!?
230. Look for your inner child in other people wile screaming, ?YOU ATE MY BABY!!?
231. Hump a dog?s leg.
232. Walk into a prison and throw peanuts at the inmates wile saying, ?Ohh, it?s a cute little monkey! Yes he is!!? Then give them your home address.
233. Attack moving vehicles
234. Put things in random orifices and ask people to retrieve them
235. Walk through town during winter with a sword and messily kill any and all snowmen that you find.
Weirdness
Hand Book
1. Repeat things over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
2. Shout random names of fruit.
3. Talk like Yoda, you must.
4. Guess the color of other people?s underwear.
5. Mis spull thigs.
6. Become addicted to Star Wars.
7. Weeeee is now your favorite word.
8. Think Harvard is a breakfast cereal.
9. Fall in love with a character from a cereal box.
10. Have invisible friends
11. Think inanimate objects are following you and are plotting to kill you
12. Know every thing there is to know about mangoes
13. Learn how to get out of a strait jacket, boast about it often
14. Make up your own religion.
15. Think the opposite sex is yucky.
16. Know all the Lord of the Ring characters.
17. Make up your own secret code.
18. Strip naked and dance in a random public place.
19. Say random things
20. Say ?monkey? WAY more than necessary.
21. Sign your homework something like ?Darth Vader? or ?Mickey Mouse?.
22. TYPEINALLCAPSWITHOUTSPACES.
23. Move in slow motion.
24. Suddenly start dancing the Macarena.
25. Stick your finger in random places.
26. Walk into a tattoo parlor and say, ?Surprise me.?
27. Sing songs from ?The Sound of Music? in the shower.
28. Pretend you understand Italian.
29. Threaten police with wedgies.
30. Hum the song from mission impossible really loudly and sneak around in the mall.
31. Say ?I?m not touching you? to random strangers.
32. Walk in to a P.E.T.A. meeting and say ?Where?s the beef??
33. Join a cult.
34. Suddenly start singing the ?Happy Birthday? song to total strangers.
35. Bungee jump with toilet paper.
36. Steal the chained up pens in banks.
37. CaPitAlizE RanDOm LetTeRS iN WorDS.
38. Speak in rhymes.
39. Sing along to every song on the radio regardless if you know the words or not.
40. Walk into an airport with a ?Death to the U.S.A.? tee shirt.
41. Yes, 2+2 is 22.
42. Draw stick people in your spare time.
43. Have WAY to much spare time.
44. Email big companies and ask for spam.
45. Where a tin foil hat and say it is to protect you from the alien?s mind control rays.
46. Scream ?Little green men from mars!!!!!!? every time some one asks you a question.
47. Become sexually attracted to a fire hydrant.
48. Watch Opera.
49. Eat like a chipmunk.
50. Store things in your cheeks like a chipmunk.
51. Eat a chipmunk. Store it in your cheeks
52. Try to get into a sugar induced comma.
53. Try to become diabetic.
54. Scream every time you are touched on the shoulder.
55. Google every one you know.
56. Google every one you don?t know
57. Dig for oil one the front lawn of your next door neighbor?s house.
58. Have a security blanket and bring it EVERYWHERE.
59. Put a pillow under your shirt walk into a mall and start screaming, ?I am having my baby!!!!?
60. Learn to fluently cuss in different languages.
61. Make up your own cuss words.
62. Talk like a baby.
63. Eat all pamphlets given to you in front of the person that gave it to you.
64. Chew open soda cans.
65. Worship Barney.
66. Make your own under where
67. Make up your own words fluoby!
68. Make up a song about Flarp.
69. Be in awe of the power of Flarp.
70. TTTTTTTTTTTyyyyyyyyppppp wwwwwooooooorrrrrrrdddddssss lllliiiikkkkkeeee tttttthhhhiiiiissssss.
71. Be named after a satanic priest.
72. Preach about the proper care of animals wile eating a whooping crane cheese burger.
73. Collect road kill and frame it.
74. Throw lighted fire crackers up in the air and try to catch them.
75. T.P. your own house.
76. Where a Speedo to a cocktail party.
77. Bend over in a prison.
78. Go to Iraq and start singing the pledge of allegiance.
79. Walk into a hospital with white scrubs on and tell the people in the waiting room that they are going to die.
80. Try to pop breast implants.
81. Like or be affiliated in any way with Halo 2.
82. Eat deep fat fried Twinkies.
83. Be byslectic.
84. Have your diet consist of nothing but candy bars and tofu.
85. Smile like a psycho.
86. Pretend you?re an Eskimo.
87. Draw hearts around Barney toys.
88. Chase small animals around with a lawn mower.
89. Chase on coming cars.
90. Become a motivational speaker and tell people they suck.
91. Create a pill that has all of the following side affects: Severe diarrhea, Kidney failure, Liver failure, Heart failure, Lung cancer, Unsightly rashes, Brain tumors, Hernias, death, and a mild headache.
92. Pretend you?re a humming bird and nose flowers in the park.
93. Play hopscotch in the middle of a busy intersection.
94. Try to juggle chain saws.
95. Try to juggle after you juggled with chain saws.
96. Change your name so you initials are P.M.S.
97. Where rubber gloves and ask people if they would like a free rectal exam
98. Try to beat up pop machines.
99. Think Green Peace is some kind of vegetable.
100. Make a book listing things you should do if you want to be weird.
101. Listen to hard rock and Mozart at the same time.
102. Play hot potato with a live grenade.
103. Can you say Russian roulette with dynamite?
104. Eat things off the ground.
105. Two words, ?deodorant tester.?
106. Live in your own little world and try to get people to join you.
107. Become addicted to morphine and caffeine pills.
108. Think Viagra is a Pokemon.
109. Pretend you?re a vampire and bite people on the neck.
110. Try the things that the people on TV shows say not to do at home.
111. Try to cook pizza on the stove.
112. Light random things on fire.
113. Purposely flood your basement.
114. Giggle
115. Start singing the song that never ends
116. Laugh incoherently.
117. Put question marks at the end of every sentence?
118. Make a shrine for the Telly Tubies.
119. Go squirrel fishing.
120. Try to steal other peoples underwhere.
121. Become a suicide bomber in your spare time.
122. Buy those funny vodka tasting balloons.
123. Question authority.
124. Don?t eat anything that casts a shadow.
125. Plant dynamite in toilets and see what happens.
126. Try to steal police officers guns.
127. Pretend you?re mentally insane.
128. Chase oncoming cars, again.
129. Set up camp on an international highway.
130. Where tie dye clothes to a funeral.
131. Make a club. Make sure it doses nothing to help society and name it something like ?The Eggs Benedict.?
132. Cry every time a vending machine takes your dollar.
133. Scream at the sight of Santa Claus.
134. Announce you are Superman?s wife.
135. Try to compare Jesus and Spiderman.
136. Say cheese muffin between every two words.
137. Attack anyone who says your name.
138. Sing the ?wheels on the bus? when you ride ANY vehicle
139. Make threats to small mammals.
140. Spell every thing L-A-M-M-A-S
141. Talk faster than you think.
142. Be able to type at 250 wpm but have nothing to say.
143. Have a pet name like ?Wuggy?
144. Have no marketable skills at all.
145. Pull a gun on a Marine
146. Join the Marines
147. Grow an afro and hide things in it.
148. Have a Chia Pet and talk to it, give it toys and walks.
149. Have a pet rock and name it Earl
150. Give back rubs to porcupines.
151. Attack anyone who has the letter ?H? in their name
152. Poke random people
153. Greet people with some kind of obscene hand gesture
154. Then poke them
155. Try to pull over a cop.
156. Eat things off other people?s floors
157. Take a nap on a strangers car
158. Protest protesters
159. Stalk Stalkers as they stalk people
160. When asked to find ?X? in algebra, circle it and write, ?Here it is.?
161. Win the lottery, and then gamble that money away.
162. spu11 th1ngs w17h l3773rs. W007
163. Train Border Collies to take over the world
164. become king of the border collies
165. Have 360 vs Wii fights to the death with random strangers.
166. Make a ?W? turn on the interstate
167. Never finish things at al?
168. Have ADD and OCD. OH MY GOD, if I don?t touch this table, I will DIE!!.... Hey, look, a bird! Agggh! Gotta touch the table?.. It?s a robin!
169. Become a reverse Clepto. HERE! Take my watch! PLEASE!!
170. Stab things with toothbrushes
171. Wear athletic cups on your head.
172. Set a fire station on fire.
173. Try and steal pennies from people
174. Proceed to eat the pennies
175. Then give them back
176. Greet strangers with a tight hug and a kiss on the chest
177. Bite people?s shoulders
178. Just bite people
179. In fact, just bite everything
180. End every sentence with ?Your Mom!?
181. Walk up to strangers and say, ?Dad! I haven?t seen you in years!? continue this charade for a few hours.
182. Have people staple things to you.
183. (Insert random action here) to old people.
184. Drive your car into the mall.
185. Throw toasters off overpasses
186. Hide things in your pants, shirt, in other people?s pants/shirt, coffins, and any ware else that you can fit what your trying to hide.
187. Eat with your feet.
188. Scream incoherent ratings over loud-speakers
189. Own a Mac.
190. Have sock puppet battles in a public place
191. Scream, ?PRASIE ALLAH!!? in an airport
192. Become a Satanic Muslim Jew who prays to the guy on the ?Lucky Charms? box.
193. Believe that we are all created to be eaten.
194. LETS MAKE BUTTONS
195. Threaten people with vampires
196. Curse random people using quotes from ?Harry Potter.?
197. Join PETA, go to one of their meetings, and cook a pig. Eat it, and ask if anyone wants to share.
198. Talk to the people on the TV infomercials.
199. Kick a car and expect it to soar over vast distances.
200. Buy a stuffed animal, rip out it?s insides and feast upon them.
201. Become a black-belt at Taco making.
202. Bite yourself for fun and profit.
203. Bite others for fun and profit.
204. Ask other people if they will bite your for fun and profit.
205. Suddenly scream ?NOT AGAIN!!? and rip open your shirt and stare at your chest. Do this for about 5 minutes.
206. Grin at old ladies and wink.
207. Yell, ?AVAST YE DOGS!!!? wile passing people on the interstate
208. Pretend you have a dog that can fly, eats people, and tells you to do bad things.
209. Pounce on random people.
210. Drink all liquids that you come across
211. Tape yourself to cars in a parking lot.
212. Tape others to cars in a parking lot
213. Ride your pets.
214. Devour all free samples, then fake a heart attack
215. Join a rally, but hold up a sign saying the exact opposite than everybody else.
216. Meditate in public restrooms
217. Grab on to a random stranger and say things like, ?I got you buddy!!!.?
218. Crawl through the mall making hissing noises
219. Fill pill bottles with smarties, then walk into a store, scream, ?I CAN?T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!? then eat the whole pill bottle.
220. Eat only the wrappings on food.
221. Laugh at old people
222. Laugh at young people
223. Laugh at people in general
224. Just laugh at everything
225. Eat rocks
226. Thinks spoons are orgasmic
227. Burn effigies of popular cartoon characters in your front lawn
228. Troth at the mouth and bite people
229. Grind on people at funerals and scream, ?THIS IS A GREAT PARTY!!?
230. Look for your inner child in other people wile screaming, ?YOU ATE MY BABY!!?
231. Hump a dog?s leg.
232. Walk into a prison and throw peanuts at the inmates wile saying, ?Ohh, it?s a cute little monkey! Yes he is!!? Then give them your home address.
233. Attack moving vehicles
234. Put things in random orifices and ask people to retrieve them
235. Walk through town during winter with a sword and messily kill any and all snowmen that you find.
