Welcome, how tough are ya?

[Neikun]

I'm so tough I moved outta my Momma's at fifteen!

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I completed Superman Returns for the PS2 100% You don't know the meaning of pain.

 

[crudus]

I am so tough I am the bouncer of this club.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

How tough am I? How tough AM I?! I PLAYED ALL THE WAY THROUGH DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS WITHOUT PHYSICALLY HARMING MYSELF! THEN, I PLAYED MASS EFFECT 2 WITHOUT BREAKING MY CONTROLLER!

H-he... he's a madman! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

 

[Count Igor]

Very.

I took 5 punches in the face just to show I could.
On the plus side it got rid of my toothache.
But then again, I did have faceache afterwards.

 

[Daveman]

I ran a marathon. That hurt a lot.

There's also that thing I don't talk about but you can tell it happened because there's something definitely dead and bleak about the way I look at you. That thing.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I've exhausted myself in boxing sparring to the point where my breaths became rapid, high-pitched gasps and still continued to fight until the end

Over the course of my martial arts training, I've taken a headache-inducing punch on two separate occasions, a black eye on two separate occasions, a few nosebleeds, and on countless occasions, been choked but didn't tap out until my face turned purple, and I don't plan on stopping. Ever.

I've walked 20km in one sitting to get to one town from another when I didn't have a car. Because I have flat feet (making them prone to blisters) I got a foot blister so big that I popped it by walking.

I really hope you were close to your destination when it popped, walking a few kms on that would be painful and incredibly gross.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

Stubbed my toe, hurt like a *****.

 

[Communist partisan]

I've broken one of my left toes I've broken my left handwrist 2 times the fist time They was forced to operate my hand and i've broken my left foot recently and was forced to get operated again to get 1 screw in the foot and 3 months later they operated me again beacose they needed to remove the screw

 

[Hazy]

How tough am I? [HEADING=1]HOW TOUGH AM I?[/HEADING]
I ate a bowl of milk for breakfast... without any nails.

 

[TheStickman]

For a minute I mistook you for CloggedDonkey.

I chased a squirrel for 587 miles because he messed up my flower garden.

 

[Lizmichi]

Well, I can't think of much other then when I was I think in 2 grade I broke one of my fingers in PE and still wanted to keep going even after that but the teacher had to make me go home. Then I spent hours at the hospital and didn't cry at all. Hell didn't really hurt. Then I wanted to play my soccer game that weekend but mom and the doctor said no. I was mad because I couldn't play soccer, never mind my finger.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

OT. I've also gone through a testicular torsion.PAIN.

what now?

 

[enzilewulf]

serious one: I watched my dad die slowly of cancer as he couldn't even remember who I was.

funny one:I once got a paper cut on my finger TWO, COUNT EM' TWO! times. only cried for 3 days.

 

[e2density]

I fell of my bike when I was 7 and got cuts on my knees, palms, forehead, and elbows.

Yeah. F**king hardcore.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?
I got a boo boo once and only cried for 30 minutes.

EPIC!!! You win the internet.

I can start bleeding and my first reaction would be "oh shit, better patch that up"

then my second reaction 1 hour later would be "oh, forgot about that"

I am apparently desensitized to my own blood.

 

[Blueruler182]

I was in a fight with a guy and drew the only blood of said fight. The kicker? I never threw a punch, kick, whatever. I just put him in a headlock and would have had him on the ground if it wasn't snowing and he hadn't decided to yank my shirt off. I drew blood because my face was too awesome for his fist. That's tough.

And that kicker remark wasn't meant to be a pun, but I'm damn well going to take credit for it.

 

[capin Rob]

*flex*

Spoiler

My last injection really hurt and I just started giggling. Laughing is my coping mechanism.

ohh wuk at the wittle kittesss, they be sooooooooooo cutezz

I am so tough I EAT LIONS.

 

[era81]

I have a scar that starts from my right shoulder blade and runs to the top of my ass from one of the luckiest sniper shots in history I got up I was on fire while still under fire and helped get myself and a wounded comrade out of harms way.