Welcome to Fallout town: What do you do now?

[Mailman]

I'd probably stay in town. I'm a pretty good shot so I'd help form a town militia.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd save the game, don't want to die! Anyway as fair as help goes I'm fairly adaptable, I know a bit of survival and could probably be trained in guns to help defend our fine home. But after a while I'd probably begin exploring and return some day, find the town destroyed and go find the fuckers that killed you all extracting revenge and dying in blaze of glory!

Sneak through the Wastes until I can find a town, then steal everything that isn't nailed down and sell it. Repeat until I have enough for a gun. Then see where I can find a silenced sniper rifle. Then sit in a tower and be loved by one and all for shooting passing wildlife and defending the town.

Well according to my story you did a piss poor job of defending the town son!

What? Dad, I was with you exploring the whole time! I've only got a shitty varmint rifle, but I hear you can buy all kinds of stuff up in North Vegas/Down in Rivet City, so I asked to make a detour! Honestly dad, you need to lay off the mentats. You can barely concentrate on one thing at a time unless you've had a handful. :/

[small][small]Rassa frassa![/small][/small] Get over it ya' jet fiend, your addiction nearly got us killed when we were hunting those damn Deathclaws, that and the fact we missed the Alpha at the end of the canyon.

But dad, it helps smooth everything over! I saved us both when I shot the Mother Deathclaw 5 times in the face before it saw us! At least I have enough money and sense to know when I'm addicted and go see the doctor. Humph.

Find the biggest baddest mofo with the most guns and marry him.

I'd be pretty useless myself but I'm pretty good with technology and mechanics. I have a History BA and a computer science BSc

Afternoon luv. *doffs cap* ;D
I'm not quite the baddest mofo, I love my mum and protect the town. But I'm a dab hand at shooting things in the face from a distance, shooting things in the torso from a distance, and cooking!

Sorry don't mind the boy, he's a sex pest!

And as for you boy you only have the money I gave you and I'm not addicted, they help! Think of me as Father Elijah just less tech' know how and less "I want to kill everyone" mentality! And you say you protect this town but last time I checked it was on fire!

Oh no I'm not! I'm a take to dinner and then marry the shit out of pest!

And the money I got while you were busy 'haggling' with that shopkeeper for some more mentats. I cleaned the whole town out while you were trying to form logical sentences!

Oh yeah go marrying random strangers, I thought I raised you better back in the Vault!

Oh well at least I don't go around stealing from our friends and have the common courtesy to wait till they're dead!

But I need somebody to keep my gun working! Hurhur, accidental double entendre. ^^

Pff. Since when was old Mrs. Frost our friend? We all knew we'd have killed each other and nicked their stuff years ago if we weren't so evenly matched and she didn't have a Laser RCW.
And yeah, you wait until the bullet you just shot hits them in the groin and then you take thir stuff. At least I only take what I need, leaving them alive with a good chance of survival!

 

[RuralGamer]

I get eaten by a Radscorpion.

I love Fallout but I would be useless in the actual world of it.

Same here; I would be absolutely useless in such a scenario. I don't have any real skills I could contribute so maybe I could help other people out, but on my own, I can contribute nada; as a student studying business management maybe I could be the mayor of this town...

 

[Robert Ewing]

Creating a small community will be tough. There is always an asshole within the community that will ruin everyone's chances at some point.

If you declare yourself leader, you had best hope that there's nobody else in the group that fancies him/herself a leader. Or there will be a power struggle, which is dangerous in this situation.

You also need to have strong followers, you can't have them all breaking down at any given moment. Otherwise it will jeopardize the team. The only course of action is to reason with her, but that's got a low success rate, or kill her. But if you kill her you will lose a significant amount of respect from your team. Mutiny is always a threat.

Don't get me wrong, the community solution is by far the best. Humanity's success is owed to it's groups. But I'm just saying. People have their own agenda's. And their own mind. It will be tough, maybe impossible for the vast majority of people. But it will be worth it if it's a success.

 

[The Pinray]

We've got a pretty good setup here. I think we'll all have a chance if we can get some sort of shanty town set up. Got more than enough bodies to handle any raider or slaver gangs. Even a small band of super mutants wouldn't be too bad.

I can help run the town's supply shop. We'll need to set up some sort of shop for travelers that pass through.

Also, everyone start saving up your bottle caps!

 

[Bloedhoest]

I can operate and repair damn near anything, and I'm not too shabby with guns either, so I'll do just fine.

Guess I'll stick with you. Together we can repair everything.

And watch Top Gear all day.

This week on Top Gear, a man powerslides a nuclear powered buggy around a Deathclaw...a ghoul wears a silly hat...and another man turns on a radio....


...and this means handing it over to our tame racing driver. Some say that if you bring him near an irradiated pool he gets stronger, and that super mutants are afraid of him. All we know is, he's called The Stig!


....If you want a job on Top Gear, write to us at "I'm not dumb enough to try to hug a deathclaw", Top Gear, Mojave Wasteland, 02939.




Yeah, we could. We'd need a third person and a tame racing driver, not to mention getting television networks restored to working order, but I imagine it could work.

Toybota, Snowbinester and moterhome that looks cool. Thats's all the new world needs.

Stig doesn't die, we use the current one.

 

[James Crook]

I have a robotic arm and V.A.T.S.
Bow before me, bitches.

 

[PaganFury]

Start building and selling Mr. Fistos

You know you want one.

 

[Thnelis]

1.set up church worshipping some thing I make up.
2.demand people "donate" money or face ETERNAL DAMNATION.
3.live the good life

 

[Reynard Wrecce]

Ex-soldier, specialising in comms and information gathering. That's gotta be worth something, right guys & gals? Can I stay? Please?

 

[navyjeff]

I'm pretty much the male version of Moira with a +1 to CON and AGL. I set up shop doing salvage and tech repair because I'm too much of a coward to wander out into the wasteland.

Start building and selling Mr. Fistos

You know you want one.

WIN

 

[cybran]

Im a soldier... so town defense / sheriff department for me.

Could probarbly hunt too, im a good shot.

 

[Bloedhoest]

Toybota, Snowbinester and moterhome that looks cool. Thats's all the new world needs.

Don't forget the epic races. One presenter takes a restored Corvega, one a homebuilt dune buggy, and one a dirt bike from the 20th Century running on Whiskey or Vodka, and they try to find out what's the best way to make it from Vegas to Anchorage. Of course there'd be many challenges along the way.

A, some challenges.
1. can you fit a dead Raider in your trunk?
2. Do a handbrake turn to impress the lady's
3. Convert your vehicle to a boat
4. Is it sturdy enough to survive a direct hit from a Fatman?
5. Do the whole trip without refuel

Of course they'll run into Stig's African Coussin, Fat Stig and Trucker Stig.

This is a given, but that doesn't mean we can't use Fallout-esque details when making the intros!

Launching a Reliant?

 

[BlackStar42]

I know a little bit about Biology and Chemistry, so I'd probably make and sell chems. My Medicine skill would be about 20-25 though, so don't come to me if you need a doctor. Either that, or I try and keep all the Pre-War computers working and/or hack into underground bunkers to nick stuff.

 

[Stephen O'Hagan]

Well I'm Irish so I'm instantly qualified to run the local saloon, where I shall gather information on everyone and sell it for caps. Especially if your some kind of lone wanderer. For more information follow this link: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Colin_Moriarty

Edit: There will also be a sign up saying "People caught crouching, will be shot".

I'm scottish, so I'd be your greatest customer.

 

[sixkiller5]

is the position of sex-bot already taken??

 

[Toshiooh]

Simple rebuild/build society = ruler of the new world.

You got a problem with water? irradiating your gut? try distilling it. No food? try planting something. Oh and you stop giving away that stupid quest to find your lost (inset object) go find it yourself

sheesh have the problems of the wasteland are laziness problems... I didn't just get kicked out of a vault to help you savages!