Welcome to Randomville

[MysteriousStranger]

Ever felt like being completly random, then this is the place to do it. You already know what to do, just be as random as possible. The post doesnt even have to make sense. So go ahead and try it, you might just surprise yourself.

 

[Admrl Awsum]

No I will no-Bagel.

 

[Last Bullet]

.flesruoy esirprus tusj thgim uoy ,ti yrt dna daeha og oS .esnes ekam ot evah neve tnseod tsop ehT .elbissop sa modnar sa eb tsuj ,od ot tahw wonk ydaerla uoY .ti od ot ecalp eht si siht neht ,modnar yltelpmoc gnieb ekil tlef revE


!AJNIN !ahahahahaH :tidE

 

[AvsJoe]

.nosrep gnirob a ma I ,seY .em rof elur eno tsael ta wollof tsum gnihtyrevE .modnar eb tonnac I

Edit: You son of a Btich! That was my idea you Fukcing ninja!

 

[olendvcook]

you want to borrow my banjo? fuck you!

 

[kjrubberducky]

Sorry, I can't random on command; I get performance anxiety.


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I LOVE BLACKBERRY DONUTS! without the blackberries, of course.

...

Dammit...

 

[qazmatoz]

Hold on guys, I'm gonna go lick that rainbow.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Asking for randomness makes it much less funny than when it comes at an unexpected time.

So please stop trying to force humor out of the community.

Or you can pretend that I'm being random. Either way works fine.

 

[tombman888]

ooooooooo i had just the things for this. hold on.

random tf2 quote combo

Spoiler

"It cost 400 thousand dollars to fire this gun for twelve Pancakes as long as there's two people left on the planet someone's gotta move that BONK up I told y...ou not to touch that darn thing that's soup can snipers a good job mate he'll turn red any second sandvich its just ham say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle nuts make me MAGGOTS you are all cupcake need a scrumpy here i just bought two tickets to the steak that would be your mother is a spy crab am credit to point are all bleeders teleporter going up cream gravy"

Shamcakes commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVtNC72jcGs

someone plz tell me how to put up videos.

 

[Chechosaurus]

Excuse me sir, is this your pond? You've parked it in a disabled spot.

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

I like turtles

 

[V TheSystem V]

Vagina gargling monkeys!

I put a toothpick up my nose to see if it could pick my teeth from the inside of my mouth without me having to do anything.

Lightning is being aborted by Hope and his big ass knife. Don't tell me no-one saw that coming.

Bear Cavalry!

 

[AvsJoe]

Asking for randomness makes it much less funny than when it comes at an unexpected time.

So please stop trying to force humor out of the community.

Or you can pretend that I'm being random. Either way works fine.

Technically this response could qualify as anti-dadaist art, which itself could be interpreted as dadaism, which in essence is randomness in art. Yeah, I don't really understand it either.

 

[Shemming]

Epis pirate monkey! Awesome phrase just dont google it.

 

[Blue22]

So the other window I was glassing around the advert when suddenly some magical wrapping skins exploded from an explosion and liked my sense of penmanship, which eventually lead to a manual periodic table reboot, and in my opinion bell hopes that there are several mines in the fields and ALSO pudding.

Thank someone.

 

[razerdoh]

!yvan eht nioj

 

[AvsJoe]

!AJNIN !ahahahahaH :tidE

.oamL !RAVE ekirts ajnin tseB

 

[Count Igor]

And that's why you should never trust a rabbit.

 

[TheComedown]

Asking for randomness makes it much less funny than when it comes at an unexpected time.

So please stop trying to force humor out of the community.

Or you can pretend that I'm being random. Either way works fine.

This, To call for randomness actually removes any randomness as everyone will have things associated with "random" one of the most common examples of people being "random" would have to be the "purple monkey dishwasher" bit, and then everything that followed with the, colour animal appliance, formula. True randomness will never be found here.