Well Couldn't They Have Just Done That?

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Archer147

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DuplicateValue said:
Archer147 said:
DuplicateValue said:
Archer147 said:
oblivion- why leave the amulet of kings at a church? keep it in the castle, THEN find martin. the castle would be a much safer place against a prince of destruction than a fucking church
The sewers lead directly into the Imperial palace. If someone REALLY wanted to break in and steal it, it wouldn't have been that hard with a big enough force (which they had).

The priory was a better idea because of the unlikelyhood that anyone would suspect that it was being kept there.
yet they found it
Hey, I never said it was a good idea.

I just said it was better than yours. =]
hmm... touche'
 

lostclause

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the fifth element. The protagonist can shoot through a marble floor with a gun but others with the same weapon can't even shoot through a pool table? Stupid.

Also, Transformers 2. Why didn't they just shoot the fallen with the rail gun? It was aimed at the spot already. And why was there an experimental secret weapon in the gulf of Aqaba, near potentially hostile countries?
 

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Hutchy_Bear said:
Lord of the Rings

I control an Invincible Ghost army that can kill anything. But I will let them free and decide to take on the most feared creature in the world and his army with my depleted forces. Dick.
Ah true, but they demanded right then and there that Aragorn free them. What would ghosties, who can kill anything, do if Aragorn went back on his word?

That and for the tension in the last battle. Where would that have gone if you had an unstoppable army? :p Blame J.R.R.
 

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Voldy should have brought back-up when he tried to kill baby Harry, after all, babies are like a pack of piranha...


Also, why couldn't Leonidas have let Ephialtes lead the Arcadians? Seriously. some guy says that you have a weak point, you don't politely tell him to go copulate with himself, you compromise with him... stupid Spartan.
 

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Another one from HP6. The liquid protecting the Horcrux...did no think to put it into another container???
 

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RagnorakTres said:
Macgyvercas said:
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince:

When Harry and Dumbledore went to get the Horcrux from the cave, why didn't they bring firearms to fight the Inferi?
I can just imagine that. Dumbledore pumps the shotgun one-handed and blows out a smoke ring after blowing them all away. "***** please."

Harry has a chaingun. "Cry some more!"

Far more epic than either book or movie.

OT: Force Unleashed.
WHY.
THE FUCK.
CAN'T I KILL.
THE FUCKING EMPEROR.
Seriously, the dude's been hunting Jedi and repressing the galaxy and nearly completes both of the Sith's main objectives by the time the fourth book rolls around. Why the hell can't I fucking KILL him and save all of you a lot of trouble later on? WHY?

And don't give me shit about character development and "Jedi don't kill," there is no such thing as character development for the sake of drama in the real world (which that is, to them) and every rule has an exception. If you're facing down the LORD OF FUCKING EVIL, I don't care how pacifist you are, you KILL THE BASTARD!

Sorry, it just pissed me off.
That's actually a good point. Mace Windu wasn't going to hold back, he was about to give Sidious a muthafuckin' swing to his muthafuckin' head. (See what I did there?) In Force Unleashed it would have been so easy, provided that General Kota wasn't such a dunce and tried to attack the emperor. Then again, I'd rather have the Sith Stalker Suit, that shit is badass.
 

Crystal Cuckoo

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Harry Potter 6 (Half-Blood Prince)
Dumbledore has just drunk the mind-destroying potion, and needs water, right? Couldn't Harry've just used Aguamenti and gushed water into his mouth?
 

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Well I can't think of any in a game off the top of my head, but on a related note, I have a theory that no horror movie takes place in our reality.

Seriously. Either that, or none of the characters in horror movies have ever seen a horror movie. But since that seems unlikely, I have to say they exist in a universe without movies. That actually makes more sense than the idea that they all think splitting up is a good idea when the scary murderer is running around the otherwise deserted camp/woods/town/island with them.
 

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oneniesteledain said:
Well I can't think of any in a game off the top of my head, but on a related note, I have a theory that no horror movie takes place in our reality.

Seriously. Either that, or none of the characters in horror movies have ever seen a horror movie. But since that seems unlikely, I have to say they exist in a universe without movies. That actually makes more sense than the idea that they all think splitting up is a good idea when the scary murderer is running around the otherwise deserted camp/woods/town/island with them.
'Scream' pretty much takes your theory and stamps up and down on it.
 

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Gilbert Munch said:
oneniesteledain said:
Well I can't think of any in a game off the top of my head, but on a related note, I have a theory that no horror movie takes place in our reality.

Seriously. Either that, or none of the characters in horror movies have ever seen a horror movie. But since that seems unlikely, I have to say they exist in a universe without movies. That actually makes more sense than the idea that they all think splitting up is a good idea when the scary murderer is running around the otherwise deserted camp/woods/town/island with them.
'Scream' pretty much takes your theory and stamps up and down on it.
..."almost" no horror movie...

I realize that's an exception.
 

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Toasterhunter86 said:
Lord of the Rings- Elrond should have thrown Isuldor into Mt Doom. Problem solved.
You really have no idea HOW good Elrond is do you?
Jezzascmezza said:
Well if the writers of G.I Joe had been thinking straight, they wouldn't have written that STUPID, AWFUL movie.
G.I Joe was AWESOME! Yeah the story was shite, but it was FUN!
 

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Crystal Cuckoo said:
Harry Potter 6 (Half-Blood Prince)
Dumbledore has just drunk the mind-destroying potion, and needs water, right? Couldn't Harry've just used Aguamenti and gushed water into his mouth?
Since it didn't work when he tried to fill the basin with water it probably wouldn't work than. Also, you're a wizard who hasn't even completed his magical education, in a place protected by all kind of dark magic and the most powerful wizard in the world is on the ground crying. Could you think straight?
 

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I always wondered in the Red Alert series why, after travelling back in time to kill Hitler and inadvertedly causing WW2 to be fought with the Soviets instead of the Germans, Einstein simply didn't do the same thing to Stalin.
 

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Ren3004 said:
Crystal Cuckoo said:
Harry Potter 6 (Half-Blood Prince)
Dumbledore has just drunk the mind-destroying potion, and needs water, right? Couldn't Harry've just used Aguamenti and gushed water into his mouth?
Since it didn't work when he tried to fill the basin with water it probably wouldn't work than. Also, you're a wizard who hasn't even completed his magical education, in a place protected by all kind of dark magic and the most powerful wizard in the world is on the ground crying. Could you think straight?
Probably not, being a whiny, angsty teen and all =P
 

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I have a good one.

Instead of making a bad game, DON'T MAKE A GAME AT ALL. I swear to god... fricking morons.