Well I just did something really fucking stupid.

[AllLagNoFrag]

Thought I could hold my gameboy between by neck and chest whilst in the toilet (gameboy being wedged in between). I was going to flush and looked at the flush button when *plonk* there was my gameboy...

Yea, and also, I learnt the 'always check pockets' rule the hard way.

 

[Roperius]

My mum has washed her mobile phone... twice. Bless her.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

I left a 2gig thumb drive in my jeans that went through the laundry. I discovered it lying at the bottom of the dryer. Turned out to work just fine still.

 

[LetalisK]

Tissue paper I used to blow my nose and put in my back pocket but forgot to take out when I got home. I've done this several times. >.<

 

[ShadowKatt]

I feel like I may be the only one that's never run anything besides clothes through the wash(wave the occasional loose change).

 

[William MacKay]

playing basketball, went for the ball, took an opponent to the chest. also, i caught the ball, during tip-off, with my face.
also, i threw the ball up once (not stupid but classic) and three people crashed into each other (thats why i threw it up. also, i was 8 and a n00b.)

 

[Vakz]

I have never done this personally, aside from laundering the occasional coins or smaller bills. I know several people who have washed their mp3-players, phones, wallets and other valuable stuff though. My step-brother has lost 3 phones to the laundrymachine already..

 

[RevRaptor]

I once left $300 dollars in my pocket when I washed my clothes. It's a good thing the bills here are made of plastic.

 

[Scabadus]

I used to launder phones at least once a month, but they were big tough Nokia things that worked fine after they dried out. Eventually I ended up with two; they'd take a few days to become fully functioning again after a wash so I'd switch when I put one through the laundry.

And I've left countless USB sticks in my pockets as they went through the wash but they've always worked fine afterwards, I've given up even worrying (or being surprised) when I find them.

 

[JLML]

I'm too neurotic to leave anything in my pockets, but I did once punch through a window after thinking:"I wonder if I can punch through this window?" Turns out it hurts and you basically can't use your hand for several days afterwards.

I tried that once except the window was plastic so the window didn't break but my hand nearly did.

I've done something similar. Though in my chase it was a wall. Lucky me the walls here are like paper thin, I went straight through it and hit some wooden object on the other side. Didn't hurt my hand, but had a hole in the wall just next to my bed for a few days before it was fixed.

I also once tested if I could break a small piece of glass with just my hands. Let's just say it's possible, but don't try it. My thumb prevented me from using my phone or writing correctly for a week or so. Yea, it was obviously my left thumb. I'm left handed. I hate Murphy's law, and it hates me.

 

[Merkavar]

my brother has left his phone or maybe his ipod in his pocket and put his pants in the wash

 

[Guffe]

Once my mom accidently turned the tumble dryer on while one of our cats was in it (He was alright she noticed about 5 seconds later).

I know I am not supposed to but I laughed my ass of on this one xD

On Topic: Can't remember anything stupid I've done at this moment... There are most certainly something but I have been drinking too much to remember any fo them.

 

[Lacsapix]

I lost count of how many usb-sticks (the cheap kind)died because of the washing machine.

 

[p3t3r]

um well i think money a wallet and a credit card might survive so don't worry to much. i do stupid stuff pretty much every day and money and a mechanical pencil have gone through the wash. also everytime i put my gloves on they always go on the wrong hands