Well...my house just got egged

[aruseusx]

Too many large trees in front of my house stops that from happening.

 

[snoopy7393]

Lol, "trick or treat!" "TRICK!" *screaming*

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

He was 43. She was 14. The fucker deserves anything anybody does to him

Alright mate, well you keep up that attitude and best of luck not dropping the soap.

I do believe you're mistaking my petty misdemeanor for the sort of heinous crime commited by the man I destroyed the property of.

So? You being a bellend didn't make anything better, and I'd like to see you try that defence in coutry. Mate, you can't just go around bricking peoples windows, it doesn't matter who they are or what they did, I could understand if he raped your sister or something, but from what I can tell he didn't. There's a whole criminal justice system for this type of thing and you're backwards in the head if you think going around bricking peoples windows is A-okay, it's not only a dickhead thing to do, but it's also really not worth it, say you got done for it and you go down and get a criminal record, would it really be all worth it to just prove how big your balls are over some peado? Get a grip mate.

 

[appleblush]

All I can do is laugh at you.

I have a basket of candy and a broom by my door. The candy is for good little munchkins who want "Treats". Guess what the broom is for!

 

[SovietSecrets]

Most likely my house will get egged tonight. My back went out in the morning so I am stuck alone at home lying in bed and not being able to give candy out. I feel terrible.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Ya I literally have no money or I'd have candy to give kids. If I get egged however they're gonna come in the living room way, and that's where I am.....with my paintball gun....and Xbox for killing the time, let them try it

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

He was 43. She was 14. The fucker deserves anything anybody does to him

Alright mate, well you keep up that attitude and best of luck not dropping the soap.

I do believe you're mistaking my petty misdemeanor for the sort of heinous crime commited by the man I destroyed the property of.

So? You being a bellend didn't make anything better, and I'd like to see you try that defence in coutry. Mate, you can't just go around bricking peoples windows, it doesn't matter who they are or what they did, I could understand if he raped your sister or something, but from what I can tell he didn't. There's a whole criminal justice system for this type of thing and you're backwards in the head if you think going around bricking peoples windows is A-okay, it's not only a dickhead thing to do, but it's also really not worth it, say you got done for it and you go down and get a criminal record, would it really be all worth it to just prove how big your balls are over some peado? Get a grip mate.

Oh, my statement of the status of my crime was not a defense but a retort. I do not particularly need to worry about dropping the soap as I, as a minor with no priors, would most likely be fined

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

He was 43. She was 14. The fucker deserves anything anybody does to him

Alright mate, well you keep up that attitude and best of luck not dropping the soap.

I do believe you're mistaking my petty misdemeanor for the sort of heinous crime commited by the man I destroyed the property of.

So? You being a bellend didn't make anything better, and I'd like to see you try that defence in coutry. Mate, you can't just go around bricking peoples windows, it doesn't matter who they are or what they did, I could understand if he raped your sister or something, but from what I can tell he didn't. There's a whole criminal justice system for this type of thing and you're backwards in the head if you think going around bricking peoples windows is A-okay, it's not only a dickhead thing to do, but it's also really not worth it, say you got done for it and you go down and get a criminal record, would it really be all worth it to just prove how big your balls are over some peado? Get a grip mate.

Oh, my statement of the status of my crime was not a defense but a retort. I do not particularly need to worry about dropping the soap as I, as a minor with no priors, would most likely be fined

Alright mate, carry on, have fun.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

He was 43. She was 14. The fucker deserves anything anybody does to him

Alright mate, well you keep up that attitude and best of luck not dropping the soap.

I do believe you're mistaking my petty misdemeanor for the sort of heinous crime commited by the man I destroyed the property of.

So? You being a bellend didn't make anything better, and I'd like to see you try that defence in coutry. Mate, you can't just go around bricking peoples windows, it doesn't matter who they are or what they did, I could understand if he raped your sister or something, but from what I can tell he didn't. There's a whole criminal justice system for this type of thing and you're backwards in the head if you think going around bricking peoples windows is A-okay, it's not only a dickhead thing to do, but it's also really not worth it, say you got done for it and you go down and get a criminal record, would it really be all worth it to just prove how big your balls are over some peado? Get a grip mate.

Oh, my statement of the status of my crime was not a defense but a retort. I do not particularly need to worry about dropping the soap as I, as a minor with no priors, would most likely be fined

Alright mate, carry on, have fun.

I will

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

He was 43. She was 14. The fucker deserves anything anybody does to him

Alright mate, well you keep up that attitude and best of luck not dropping the soap.

I do believe you're mistaking my petty misdemeanor for the sort of heinous crime commited by the man I destroyed the property of.

So? You being a bellend didn't make anything better, and I'd like to see you try that defence in coutry. Mate, you can't just go around bricking peoples windows, it doesn't matter who they are or what they did, I could understand if he raped your sister or something, but from what I can tell he didn't. There's a whole criminal justice system for this type of thing and you're backwards in the head if you think going around bricking peoples windows is A-okay, it's not only a dickhead thing to do, but it's also really not worth it, say you got done for it and you go down and get a criminal record, would it really be all worth it to just prove how big your balls are over some peado? Get a grip mate.

Oh, my statement of the status of my crime was not a defense but a retort. I do not particularly need to worry about dropping the soap as I, as a minor with no priors, would most likely be fined

Alright mate, carry on, have fun.

I will

Safe mate, nice one.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

He was 43. She was 14. The fucker deserves anything anybody does to him

Alright mate, well you keep up that attitude and best of luck not dropping the soap.

I do believe you're mistaking my petty misdemeanor for the sort of heinous crime commited by the man I destroyed the property of.

So? You being a bellend didn't make anything better, and I'd like to see you try that defence in coutry. Mate, you can't just go around bricking peoples windows, it doesn't matter who they are or what they did, I could understand if he raped your sister or something, but from what I can tell he didn't. There's a whole criminal justice system for this type of thing and you're backwards in the head if you think going around bricking peoples windows is A-okay, it's not only a dickhead thing to do, but it's also really not worth it, say you got done for it and you go down and get a criminal record, would it really be all worth it to just prove how big your balls are over some peado? Get a grip mate.

Oh, my statement of the status of my crime was not a defense but a retort. I do not particularly need to worry about dropping the soap as I, as a minor with no priors, would most likely be fined

Alright mate, carry on, have fun.

I will

Safe mate, nice one.

I don't mean to be offensive, but you use the word "mate" a lot. Are you from Australia? If so do you have a pet kangaroo?

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

He was 43. She was 14. The fucker deserves anything anybody does to him

Alright mate, well you keep up that attitude and best of luck not dropping the soap.

I do believe you're mistaking my petty misdemeanor for the sort of heinous crime commited by the man I destroyed the property of.

So? You being a bellend didn't make anything better, and I'd like to see you try that defence in coutry. Mate, you can't just go around bricking peoples windows, it doesn't matter who they are or what they did, I could understand if he raped your sister or something, but from what I can tell he didn't. There's a whole criminal justice system for this type of thing and you're backwards in the head if you think going around bricking peoples windows is A-okay, it's not only a dickhead thing to do, but it's also really not worth it, say you got done for it and you go down and get a criminal record, would it really be all worth it to just prove how big your balls are over some peado? Get a grip mate.

Oh, my statement of the status of my crime was not a defense but a retort. I do not particularly need to worry about dropping the soap as I, as a minor with no priors, would most likely be fined

Alright mate, carry on, have fun.

I will

Safe mate, nice one.

I don't mean to be offensive, but you use the word "mate" a lot. Are you from Australia? If so do you have a pet kangaroo?

Britain, get your geography right.

 

[Stormz]

This is why when I have a house I'll just buy a BB gun and shoot them before they get the chance. I'm paranoid and would never let that happen.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

My friend put up candy in a bowl and it said "Take one, prosecuters will be shot"


So these kids take like 5 handfuls, so my friend jumps out and sprays the kids, their parents, and some innocent bystanders. He then proceeded to laugh.

 

[crudus]

Nothing you can do about it. I do hate hate immature people who do it but they are loooong gone.

I'd get to cleaning it off. Egg stains don't come off.

Same here. You don't want that stuff to bake onto your house. It smells, it looks tacky, and it doesn't come off...ever. At least you have until sunrise.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

He was 43. She was 14. The fucker deserves anything anybody does to him

Alright mate, well you keep up that attitude and best of luck not dropping the soap.

I do believe you're mistaking my petty misdemeanor for the sort of heinous crime commited by the man I destroyed the property of.

So? You being a bellend didn't make anything better, and I'd like to see you try that defence in coutry. Mate, you can't just go around bricking peoples windows, it doesn't matter who they are or what they did, I could understand if he raped your sister or something, but from what I can tell he didn't. There's a whole criminal justice system for this type of thing and you're backwards in the head if you think going around bricking peoples windows is A-okay, it's not only a dickhead thing to do, but it's also really not worth it, say you got done for it and you go down and get a criminal record, would it really be all worth it to just prove how big your balls are over some peado? Get a grip mate.

Oh, my statement of the status of my crime was not a defense but a retort. I do not particularly need to worry about dropping the soap as I, as a minor with no priors, would most likely be fined

Alright mate, carry on, have fun.

I will

Safe mate, nice one.

I don't mean to be offensive, but you use the word "mate" a lot. Are you from Australia? If so do you have a pet kangaroo?

Britain, get your geography right.

Sorry, mate is the American stereotype of what Australians say

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

He was 43. She was 14. The fucker deserves anything anybody does to him

Alright mate, well you keep up that attitude and best of luck not dropping the soap.

I do believe you're mistaking my petty misdemeanor for the sort of heinous crime commited by the man I destroyed the property of.

So? You being a bellend didn't make anything better, and I'd like to see you try that defence in coutry. Mate, you can't just go around bricking peoples windows, it doesn't matter who they are or what they did, I could understand if he raped your sister or something, but from what I can tell he didn't. There's a whole criminal justice system for this type of thing and you're backwards in the head if you think going around bricking peoples windows is A-okay, it's not only a dickhead thing to do, but it's also really not worth it, say you got done for it and you go down and get a criminal record, would it really be all worth it to just prove how big your balls are over some peado? Get a grip mate.

Oh, my statement of the status of my crime was not a defense but a retort. I do not particularly need to worry about dropping the soap as I, as a minor with no priors, would most likely be fined

Alright mate, carry on, have fun.

I will

Safe mate, nice one.

I don't mean to be offensive, but you use the word "mate" a lot. Are you from Australia? If so do you have a pet kangaroo?

Britain, get your geography right.

Sorry, mate is the American stereotype of what Australians say

Haha, nah it's cool. They robbed us of 'mate', we say it so much better than them.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

He was 43. She was 14. The fucker deserves anything anybody does to him

Alright mate, well you keep up that attitude and best of luck not dropping the soap.

I do believe you're mistaking my petty misdemeanor for the sort of heinous crime commited by the man I destroyed the property of.

So? You being a bellend didn't make anything better, and I'd like to see you try that defence in coutry. Mate, you can't just go around bricking peoples windows, it doesn't matter who they are or what they did, I could understand if he raped your sister or something, but from what I can tell he didn't. There's a whole criminal justice system for this type of thing and you're backwards in the head if you think going around bricking peoples windows is A-okay, it's not only a dickhead thing to do, but it's also really not worth it, say you got done for it and you go down and get a criminal record, would it really be all worth it to just prove how big your balls are over some peado? Get a grip mate.

Oh, my statement of the status of my crime was not a defense but a retort. I do not particularly need to worry about dropping the soap as I, as a minor with no priors, would most likely be fined

Alright mate, carry on, have fun.

I will

Safe mate, nice one.

I don't mean to be offensive, but you use the word "mate" a lot. Are you from Australia? If so do you have a pet kangaroo?

Britain, get your geography right.

Sorry, mate is the American stereotype of what Australians say

Haha, nah it's cool. They robbed us of 'mate', we say it so much better than them.

Most of them are descended from British people right?

 

[Timmaaaah]

Clean it off, then put the fear of god into those little shits.