Well, that was a disappointing apocalypse.

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zombieeater6000

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i was playing just cause 2 when i was supposed to be raptured
pretty disappointing really wasn't even any zombies to kill
 

ilspooner

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I was waiting for dinner, while using the internet. I wonder when the crackpots who made this up decide that the world will not end for a very long time. Probably never.
 

Badong

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I was too busy NOT being crushed against the ceiling. (cookie for reference)
 

brinvixen

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I was having dinner with a couple of friends of mine, and then, promptly at six o' clock, POOF! All of them disappeared! Raptured away! Ascended into heaven! And I was left alone, feeling like the naughty sinner I am.

Or, I was watching TV. I'll let you choose which story is the real one.
 

Jamous

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NO! None of you get it! None of us were worthy! The Rapture has ended; the End Times are now upon us! Everyone pray for forgiveness in the hope that God in his infinite mercy can still save us.
*cough* ...Sorry. Couldn't help it.
I was in the park with some friends, drinking and counting down until midnight today (the day after) just so as not to discount a last minute Rapture. It was amusing. Even better was I was wearing my "Atheism Is A Non-Prophet Organisation" T-shirt, and I'd just bought some Lucifer comics for my GF's Birthday. So wonderfully appropriate.
 

AMMO Kid

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I think the apocalypse was a cake. That is, a LIE.

But to specify, I was playing Saints row 2
 

presidentjlh

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The most frustrating thing about this stuff is, as a Christian, this doesn't look good on the rest of us or anything.

Also, before anyone makes a joke by saying, "Well, believing in an imaginary friend like that is really what doesn't make you look good," let me just preemptively respond by saying save it for the RaP forum.
 

Joey245

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Oh you know how it goes. Dealing with kids' problems, killed a bunch of giant Heartless, blew up a mass relay, and killed some hippies and frat boys.

(For the record, I watched my brothers for a few hours and then played the following games:

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days
Mass Effect 2 (Arrival DLC)
Kingdom of Loathing

I need a life.)
 

Alpha1Niner

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I had a great rapture. No one bugged me while at work, not a single bieber song come on the radio, I got a free lunch, and I got to relax in my massage chair without interruption. So even if the rapture is late, I couldn't care less. I'm in too good of a mood.
 

ProfessorLayton

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GHudston said:
I was playing L.A. Noire. Was I supposed to be doing something meaningful?
LA Noire is more meaningful than anything else I can think of. I believe I was doing the same thing.
 

Dango

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I don't know what you're talking about. The apocalypse here was superb.