Well, that was quick...

[SonicWaffle]

I searched that line, trying to find my story where I said it...and came up snake eyes. Thread link please?

It's from the OP, I think he's gotten confused because the OP quoted you.

OT: I've found that, the crazier the girl, the longer the relationship. The sanest girlfriend I ever had was with me for about two months. My most recent ex, who I was with for a year, had a lot of issues that she tried to downplay (not the least of which was sleeping around near-constantly ), whereas I've been on-and-off-and-on-again with my current girlfriend for about four years, and she's crazier than a box of frogs...

 

[SimuLord]

I searched that line, trying to find my story where I said it...and came up snake eyes. Thread link please?

It's from the OP, I think he's gotten confused because the OP quoted you.

OT: I've found that, the crazier the girl, the longer the relationship. The sanest girlfriend I ever had was with me for about two months. My most recent ex, who I was with for a year, had a lot of issues that she tried to downplay (not the least of which was sleeping around near-constantly ), whereas I've been on-and-off-and-on-again with my current girlfriend for about four years, and she's crazier than a box of frogs...

This does not speak well of you if you can't keep the sane ones, if only because it's a recipe for your own misery.

My longest relationship was six years, five of which I was married, to a girl who was quite sane...yet even she was not without her flaws emotionally (she was the type to fall apart completely at the slightest setback---no mental toughness at all.)

 

[SonicWaffle]

This does not speak well of you if you can't keep the sane ones, if only because it's a recipe for your own misery.

You're assuming I was happiest with the sane ones. Unfortunately, love does not work that way. The one I'm with currently is trying to improve herself - seeing counsellors, etc - and she recently confessed something from her past which explains a lot of her insecurity and strange attitudes. I'm not the kind of guy who'd ditch a woman just because she has problems.

 

[YT]

For me personally, it would have been about a week. Then she moved to France, or maybe a French guy she was sweet on moved here. I think I've blocked out the specifics.

 

[SimuLord]

This does not speak well of you if you can't keep the sane ones, if only because it's a recipe for your own misery.

You're assuming I was happiest with the sane ones. Unfortunately, love does not work that way. The one I'm with currently is trying to improve herself - seeing counsellors, etc - and she recently confessed something from her past which explains a lot of her insecurity and strange attitudes. I'm not the kind of guy who'd ditch a woman just because she has problems.

I'm gonna quote my friend Susan, who's almost old enough to be my mother (and I'm older than dirt):

"Fox, you will never be happy until you stop dating the broken ones. Unless you're Jesus, it's not your job to save anyone. Those girls will only bring you pain."

After three catastrophic failures in just the past six months for the very reason Susan stated, I'm thinking I should listen to her. You should too, because the broken ones will only cause you trouble. You owe yourself better (and so do I...better at giving good advice than following it...)

 

[frostyvamp]

my shortest one was about 2 weeks, i started hanging out at the City Library, with my best mate, and within 2 days i was dating some chick from there
2 weeks later it was my 16th birthday, i was working and she was playing hanky panky with my best friend. needless to say it ended when i found out about it the next day.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

The only girl that dated me longer than two or three weeks, was well, crazy is a harsh term, i'd say...eccentric, if i wasn't getting harmed in one form or antoher then the date didn't go for long enough, it's was sweet in a way, she always managed to finflict some kind of damage to me by accident. And yes, it was by accident, not just abuse.

 

[GrimTuesday]

My longest and shortest are both never...
[sub][sub][sub][sub]I'm so very lonely[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[SonicWaffle]

"Fox, you will never be happy until you stop dating the broken ones. Unless you're Jesus, it's not your job to save anyone. Those girls will only bring you pain."

No offense to your friend, but I think she's wrong. Sure, my girlfriend frustrates the hell out of me sometimes, but by god she's trying her hardest to be better. It's not as if I'm a perfect specimen of normality either, and if I can't tolerate the faults of others then it's unfair for me to expect them to tolerate mine.

After three catastrophic failures in just the past six months for the very reason Susan stated, I'm thinking I should listen to her. You should too, because the broken ones will only cause you trouble. You owe yourself better (and so do I...better at giving good advice than following it...)

You seem like a nice guy, and I'm sorry that your love life sucks lately. However, it's my experience that broken or not, women are going to cause you trouble. Remember the sane girl I mentioned? Well, the reason she left me after two months was so she could date a guy over the internet who lived in Finland! At least with my current crazy, neurotic girlfriend I know that something like that isn't going to happen. She may be frustrating, but she's loyal to a fault and she genuinely loves me. I'd take that over a "normal girl" any day.

 

[Pummet]

I went out with this chick for like 2 months, blissfully unaware of the avalanche of OCDs that were about to consume my life.

Let me list them:

1. She had this thing with doors where if you closed them and it made "too much noise", she would open the door and close it quietly. Wierd.

2. Whenever she got into bed, she had to make sure that all parts of her back touched the sheets at EXACTLY the same time. If it didn't she would get out and repeat. Sometimes she would pull the duvet back, do a crab on the bed and lower herself down, or she would try to slide into bed very quickly.... Wierd.

3. Her feet had to be covered AT ALL TIMES. Shoes, slippers etc. If she took her shoes off and her slippers wern't to hand she would either shout for me like she was dying (which freaked me out EVERYTIME! a horrible, blood curdling scream) or she would actually sprint through my house to her slippers........WIERD.

I guess if she missed any of these, i dunno, the world would end?

I just wanted to game.

 

[MassiveGeek]

I've been with my boyfriend.... oh gee, since either may or march this year(bad memory). I'm a coca-cola addicted gamer girl, roleplayer and artist and personal advisor/psychiatrist to all my friends.

And my boyfriend is a roleplaying master, he plays Magic(the card game, you know), most videogames I recommend to him and his ultimate goal in life is to take over the world and rule like an Overlord(excluding the harem if I have a say, unless I get my own harem of sexy women as well, yum yum).

I think we're both insane enough to be happy for a good while longer.

The shortest relationship I've had anyway, would be one I had with one of my, now and before, closest friends. We were together for about a day, then I broke up because I panicked when he tried to kiss me(I know, I'm weird, I'm over being scared to hell by attempted physical contact now though... mostly).

 

[SimuLord]

"Fox, you will never be happy until you stop dating the broken ones. Unless you're Jesus, it's not your job to save anyone. Those girls will only bring you pain."

No offense to your friend, but I think she's wrong. Sure, my girlfriend frustrates the hell out of me sometimes, but by god she's trying her hardest to be better. It's not as if I'm a perfect specimen of normality either, and if I can't tolerate the faults of others then it's unfair for me to expect them to tolerate mine.

After three catastrophic failures in just the past six months for the very reason Susan stated, I'm thinking I should listen to her. You should too, because the broken ones will only cause you trouble. You owe yourself better (and so do I...better at giving good advice than following it...)

You seem like a nice guy, and I'm sorry that your love life sucks lately. However, it's my experience that broken or not, women are going to cause you trouble. Remember the sane girl I mentioned? Well, the reason she left me after two months was so she could date a guy over the internet who lived in Finland! At least with my current crazy, neurotic girlfriend I know that something like that isn't going to happen. She may be frustrating, but she's loyal to a fault and she genuinely loves me. I'd take that over a "normal girl" any day.

OK, but don't come crawling to me looking for advice if it goes to shit on you.

(actually, there's a lot to be said for puppy-like loyalty in a girl. You can look past a LOT as long as she's got that much.)

 

[SonicWaffle]

OK, but don't come crawling to me looking for advice if it goes to shit on you.

Why would I come to you, isn't that BonsaiK's job?

(actually, there's a lot to be said for puppy-like loyalty in a girl. You can look past a LOT as long as she's got that much.)

Especially when your most recent ex cheated on you with between ten and twenty guys. You start to see loyalty as one of the greatest virtues a woman can have.

 

[SimuLord]

OK, but don't come crawling to me looking for advice if it goes to shit on you.

Why would I come to you, isn't that BonsaiK's job?

(actually, there's a lot to be said for puppy-like loyalty in a girl. You can look past a LOT as long as she's got that much.)

Especially when your most recent ex cheated on you with between ten and twenty guys. You start to see loyalty as one of the greatest virtues a woman can have.

BonsaiK gives sensible, reasoned advice. I tend to tell people how to stir shit up so they'll have stories to tell when they're my age. You could follow his advice and things could work out all nice and neat-like, or you could follow mine and get young folks to think you're a silent badass in 15 years. Your call.

And yes, I agree---loyalty counts for a LOT (and I too would rather have a doormat than a cheater.)

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Crazy chicks are my bread and butter. They are great fun. Sure, they can be a problem, but they can also be a lot of fun. Crazy translates very well into the bedroom.

My shortest relationship was just over an hour. I really didn't know her, I just asked her out on a bet. When we started talking I realized that she was a horrible person.

The epilogue to that story is much more interesting. Apparently she was obsessed with me which was something of which I was unaware. She wrote me strange letters constantly. I eventually had to yell at her to stop. It was then that she wrote me an 8 page poem about how she wanted to kill me.

She has randomly appeared in my life ever since that time. It is always weird especially when I lied to her about who I was, then the next week she ended up working with me. How was I supposed to know?

 

[Crazy_Dude]

I went out with this chick for like 2 months, blissfully unaware of the avalanche of OCDs that were about to consume my life.

Let me list them:

1. She had this thing with doors where if you closed them and it made "too much noise", she would open the door and close it quietly. Wierd.

2. Whenever she got into bed, she had to make sure that all parts of her back touched the sheets at EXACTLY the same time. If it didn't she would get out and repeat. Sometimes she would pull the duvet back, do a crab on the bed and lower herself down, or she would try to slide into bed very quickly.... Wierd.

3. Her feet had to be covered AT ALL TIMES. Shoes, slippers etc. If she took her shoes off and her slippers wern't to hand she would either shout for me like she was dying (which freaked me out EVERYTIME! a horrible, blood curdling scream) or she would actually sprint through my house to her slippers........WIERD.

I guess if she missed any of these, i dunno, the world would end?

I just wanted to game.

No offense but I think that she had some kind of disorder.

And yes crazy girls are fun fun fun atleast if they arent really weird. Everybody is a little weird but having to cover your feet at all times or else she screams is just a little to weird for me.

1-3 hours for me it was 4th grade and she said she liked me and wanted to be around me or something. At the end of the day she said she didnt like me anymore and "broke up".

I hardly consider that dating but its something.

 

[SonicWaffle]

BonsaiK gives sensible, reasoned advice. I tend to tell people how to stir shit up so they'll have stories to tell when they're my age. You could follow his advice and things could work out all nice and neat-like, or you could follow mine and get young folks to think you're a silent badass in 15 years. Your call.

Well, with the atrocious way I treat my body I doubt I'll even still be around in 15 years, so I'll have no need of any more stories. The ones I have will do for now

And yes, I agree---loyalty counts for a LOT (and I too would rather have a doormat than a cheater.)

Doormat is perhaps a bit of a strong term for her, but like you say, better just about anything than a cheater.