Have you ever done something so mundane you get distracted and mess it all up? For example my username i got distracted by the email box and accidentally put the @yahoo.com. fail. Also is there any way to fix that. PS not my real email so i don't care what you send to it.
Well that was stupid.
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thanks man!! It happens to me all the time. Taking notes, writing essays, when I'm reading a less than interesting book. It really gets frustrating after a while.
I once brought my work hat to wal-mart. Not inside the store, but along for the trip. I had been working for about 9 days straight, so I just grabbed my hat out of habit. When we pull in to the parking lot, that's when I notice I still have my hat in my hand.
I hate interacting with strangers. I have a habit of becoming lazy when it comes to social behavior. I kept messing up this girls name that I met at the bars. She came over and started talking to me. I have to say that I wish I could tell you that I was drunk, but I wasn't. I have little to no interest in getting laid, so my brain just kind of covers for me by screwing up any chance.
All the time, my favorite is when I'm paying more attention to my dog than walking and I end up tripping on some uneven part of the sidwalk or something.
I'm very clumsy, but my favorite one was late at night I thought I heard something so I got out of bed. I have a very over active imagination so as I walked around my bed I started to think there was a 8 foot tall demon murder. I know my bedroom pretty well but I left the computer chair a little ways from the computer, so I bumped into it. I thought it was someone so I swung at the chair, it spun around hit me in the knee. I fell forward and grabbed the chair and did a slow rolling forward fall till my face hit the ground.
I did that once, except I was riding a bike on the beach and hit a sand castle. Not fun is it?Realitycrash said:
I have a similar problem but mine is I have trouble remembering names and switching conversations. So one day I was having a conversation with my girlfriend and her friend. To remember names I often say them over and over again. Well I said accidentally that I loved the other person. If my GF hadn't called me her ex before I think I would be single right now.Ratties said:
When I was a kid my dad gave me some money to go buy this plastic bow toy - excited as I was I went to the store by bike, bought the thing and was cycling back home. Along the way I was so anxious to play with it I started reading the manual/text on the backside of the packaging. I was so into the reading I forgot to steer out of the way of a parked minivan. I crashed into it and the toy broke, my bikes wheel was bend so I had to walk the way home with a broken bike and a broken toy 
Remember kids: Focus on the damn road^^
Remember kids: Focus on the damn road^^
Most of my injuries over the years were a result of getting distracted in my kitchen. Who has an open kitchen? You can see the TV right from the counter! This is madness.
When I got my girlfriend/engaged/married I had a hard time dealing with each transition so there was always an awkward pause where "hi this is my girlfr...err.fiance." It took me about 1 year of marriage to refer to her by her new last name. Now that we have a kid, I get all sorts of screwed up calling her "a mom" because that reminds me of my mom, which is disconcerting to both parties during our frequent on long-lived lovemaking.mojoismydog77 said:
I once tried to throw an apple core and hit myself in the head with it.
Damn under arm spin technique
Damn under arm spin technique
Occasionally if I'm talking and typing I will type what I'm saying by accident. Given some of the odd conversations I had with my brother, I've handed in some pretty confusing essay drafts.