Marcus stared outside a window on the front of his tavern from behind the bar, he was watching the local hunter walking through town, a rare sight. He pointed him out to one of the barflies and said, "Hey there's that hunter fella, Ricardo I think his name is."
The drunkard laughed and responded, "Nah, his name isn't Ricardo it's Ronald."
"Oh, well that's what you get for being such a recluse, no one knows your name. I'm sure he's a nice enough guy, just a bit shy, maybe I should offer him a free drink."
"You never offer me free drinks."
"That's because I have to keep food on the table."
Marcus laughed at his own joke as he slid over the top of the bar. He walked to the main door, opened it, and called out, "Hey Ron! Ron! Come over here for a second man!"