Westboro Baptist Chruch is coming to my town...

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Furbyz

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I remember a town that found their bus and where they were staying and parked behind them and blocked them in so they'd have a much more difficult time actually getting to their own protest. The Tow Truck conveniently never arrived.
 

soren7550

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TheRenaissanceMan said:
Organize a counter-protest. If you can get enough people to protest against the Westboro Baptist Church people then maybe they'll just go away.
Ninja'd.

That has worked well in the past (see SDCC 2010), but then again, Hell's Angels has as well.

But then again, having Hell's Angels doesn't allow for the always funny counter protest signs. However, a funeral isn't much of a place for funny signs.

Neither is the WBC.

True enough!
 

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redisforever said:
Oh, them again. Yeah, dogs. Big ones. Cats too. Cats are evil.
well, not all cats are evil. you gotta get some of the bitchy types with their claws still in, then you got yourself a weapon (seriously, my foot got pretty cut up when one of my cats panicked at the sight of a dog eating her dry food (walking neighbors dog, gave it a snack). fairly nice cat though)

and make damn sure your dogs are big. in both ways if possible. if in the dirty way, make them really horny somehow. that could scare em off (just for the love of god dont look. you do NOT want to see)

on a slightly more serious note, get the local police on your side and organize a counter-protest. at least they should not interfere in your attempts to keep the WBC from the funeral. at best, they help
 

drmigit2

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Simple, we start a gay pride march on the same day and have it focused near there, drive them away from the funeral to protest the march, and there we go.
 

commodore96

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When they are protesting build a barricade around there car. Then go to there funeral show support for the family. Finally have some Lulz as they are stuck in previously mentioned barricade when they go protest some other funeral.
 

sir.rutthed

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Do this. Make sure you get with some people, especially the police, to help coordinate everything. Shut the bastards down before they get a chance to run their foul mouths.

http://deskofbrian.com/2011/04/fred-phelps-westboro-baptist-church-protest-foiled-in-mississippi/

Honestly, this is the best response to WBC I've heard of. You can skip the merciless beating if you like, but we'd all thank you if you didn't.
 

soren7550

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KafkaOffTheBeach said:
There is only ONE WAY to get rid of the Westboro Baptist Church.
If you have a problem, and no-one else can help, if you can find them, then maybe you can hire....Bear Force One.

I'd say to just do this in force:
But again, it's a funeral, so most everything I can think of is highly inappropriate.

As are they.

True!
 

Firehound

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Call them whiny communist scum who'd like to suck Stalin's rotted $#%#.


Actual suggestion: Ignore them?

Second actual suggestion: read up on bible paradoxes. see if you can cause one to explode dalek style.
 

Furbyz

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When will we get to protest their funeral? How long can Phelps have left in him?
 

TheFlyingMango

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I respect that you want to support the family and the fallen soldier but if it were me I would stay home. Its too much of a hassle to have to deal with bible pushers and self righteous people. If they show up it would probably be best to try and block them out the best way you can. Just dont touch the Westboro protestors! When people lash out and hit the protestors well thats a lawsuit and guess who wins......the protester with the camera.
 

mysecondlife

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The basics.. You'll just have to gather people and block them from getting too close to the family. knock from door to door and organize a counter protest. Also, ask local police if they can help maintain peace. See where it goes from there
DarkRyter said:
Release rabid dogs within vicinity.

Dogs live outside the law.

certainly, it would make things easier...
 

Furbyz

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Could the WBC possibly have an ulterior motive? I mean think about it. Everyone hates them. Literally everyone. The entire world is united in their shared hatred for this one group. Through their refuge in audacity and hatred, they've brought together every race, creed, and color of man. That's pretty tough to do.
 

puncturedrectum

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Well,seeing as how Ohio has some pretty easy going gun laws,you could just buy a shotgun(which you can open carry without a permit)and hold it at about crotch level for the duration of the funeral.I doubt they would fuck with anyone wielding a shotgun,but if they do assault or physically harass you,you'd be within your rights to blow their fucking heads off.You should be okay with the law,what with the Westboro Baptist Church's current popularity and lovability you'd be back at home in no more time than a pleasant afternoon and an early evening stroll to the movies to see what film MovieBob has critically praised recently.Oh,what jolly good fun a shotgun,lenient gun laws,and an obnoxious hate group can bring you!
 

BlackWidower

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I'd hold a picket sign with an atheist message. But that's me. Assuming you're a christian or something you might want something more...clear.

Perhaps, "If god does 'hate fags,' I'm with satan." Or "I worship a god of love, not hate." ...something like that.

Try altering it to reflect your personal views, and don't try to make a big deal out of it. Just hold it, so they can read it and get the message.
 

Death on Trapezoids

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First thought: drive by paintballing.

Paintballs don't kill, just don't aim for faces or children. A truck/van full of paintballers, in full gear so as not to be recognized, with the plates removed. From out of town, if possible. You can't sue if you can't identify.

Second thought: that's insane, collateral bruises, they'd find someone to sue anyway, dangerous, don't do it, etc.

I'd suggest a wall of people to physically stand in the way of the WBC. They can't get through without shoving, and if they do YOU can sue for all their campaign funds. If you can't get people for that, go for a counter protest. It's been said by others here: Funerals are no places for counter protests, but funerals are also no place for the WBC.